*WARNING FOUL LANGUAGE AHEAD*
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Evil Ginger was currently watching the world’s creation. If anyone ever saw this action, it would look like a bright red ball floating several thousand miles over a scorched, dead, and blackened world. Orbiting the world was a strange blue glowing rock that would be better described as a moon. Off in the far distance, two suns, which were rather close to each other, burned brightly.
“Stop it, you’re boring the Readers! Or me, at least.”
The world currently had no lifeforms even remotely similar to dragons. All Evil Ginger could do was wait.
“Hehe, yeah. I get to be the dragon, while Joshie gets to become Josie! HAHAHAHA!”
Even though there were two suns, the climate was rather the same compared to Josh’s home planet, albeit a little more exposure to the sun than necessary. The air was more concentrated than on his home planet though, so life forms were growing at a rapid rate. It helped that mana was infused into every single person, place, and thing. This allowed for strange mutations to happen among-“Boring!
Switch to something more fun!”
As if evading Evil’s detection, a meteor hit him out of nowhere, propelling him towards the world’s surface. When Evil awoke, he found him-“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
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THIS ISN’T A DRAGON! This is a fucking gecko! What the actual fuck am I supposed to do as a gecko?”
Evil had been reincarnated as a [Baby Chameleon]. Not even a [Dragon Egg].
“I can see that! What the hell, asshole?!”
He had started off with 20 Stats allocated towards [Agility], [Endurance], and then [Perception].
“Not even [Strength] or [[Intelligence]?!”
He had also reincarnated with 4 Skills; [Camouflage], [Wall Climb], [Lizard Scales], and [Lizard Claws].
“Oooh…Where’s my [Breath] attack?!”
His Job got turned into [Assassin] with the build [Hit] +3, [Agility] +3, and [Perception] +2 every time he levels up.
“Great, I will have to make do with the remaining two Stat Points each level. Why did you do this?!”
On the bright side, Evil had started off with the gigantic chunk of meteorite.
“Great…what am I supposed to do with this if I don’t have any THUMBS??!!”
It would seem that Evil Ginger has quite a long adventure ahead of him. One would wonder if he could even survive…
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“I’ll fucking show you! I WILL become a dragon, and you WILL recognize my existence! I SWEAR IT!! And I’ll even kill your precious Joshie if I happen to find him…You will rue the day you humiliated me!