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Evil Ginger was cu-“SHUT THE FUCK UP! I don’t give two shits about you, or that pretty boy. Leave me alone!”
He was currently climbing over gigantic ferns, evading monstrous insects, animals, and even plants.
“Hehh…maybe if I let you talk, you’ll finish faster…”
Due to the shock of the sudden meteorite, Evil was not even sure if he got his three Special Skills. Having to rely on just his ingenuity, he hid from his predators and prey alike. It took no time at all before the world began to grow. Some places faster than others. These places were mana hotspots.
These naturally occurring oases were very diverse with their different flora and fauna. Forests, Jungles, Swamps, and even the Green Sea, named for its massive tall blades of grass, were all but some of the different places on the planet. Evil was currently in the location known as the Jungle. Everything was bigger here. As well as hungrier.
Evil had to fight to survive as a small [Chameleon], and the only major weapon he had was his [Camouflage].
“Yeah, no thanks to you.”
He had done pretty well for himself finally evolving to a [Saurian], one of the Reptilian Humanoid species. He was also a variant. To be precise, he had become a [Killer Chameleon]. His current level was an astounding 147, but no one had a good way of knowing for now.
“Hehe, the only things that can damage me now are those ten strange energies I feel…”
Besides not knowing his level, Evil could not allocate his remaining Stat Points and could not spend his Skill Points.
“Sheesh, guess that’s the next thing on my list, huh?”
At this time, Evil finally made it back to his cave. In it were several strange contraptions.
“You asshole. You know full well what these are. Thanks to my [Book of Innovative Discoveries] I brought, this world will progress even faster than normal! HAHA! A printing press, a water mill, and even my own brand of alcohol! I will create the first Kingdom, or Empire, or whatever! I will have every [Unicorn] hunted to extinction! That damn Joshie won’t even realize what hit him! HAHAHA!”
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Deep in the back of Evil’s dwelling was a strange orange light that pulsated periodically. It was the meteorite. Nothing seemed to cut it. Not with Evil’s Skills, anyway.
“Bullshit. Then why did you give it to me?”
It has only been several thousand years, and yet, Evil Ginger has already become the first intelligent species.
“Wait, thousands of years? Are you doing something with the time? That’s not normal…”
Evil Ginger did indeed have Special Skills. These included [Soul Body], which linked his body’s life span to his own soul, [Slow Growth], which slows the evolutionary tendencies quite a bit until reaching the final stage of growth where Evil will gain a tremendous boost, and [Time Flies], a Skill that disorients the users sense of time.
“What the hell?! THAT’S what’s been going on?! You fucking asshole! I bet your own grandmother hates you!”
Somewhere, on another plane of existence…
“So…just gonna leave that there?”
The Ten Gods smiled as they watched the world, betting on what species would be created next.
“HAAAH?! Gods?! Wait…those stupid, energy, things were GODS?!”
Evil Ginger was spot-on. There became Ten Major Hotspots throughout the world. These locations amassed enough energy to become sentient. With pure power at their disposal, these Oddities created a pact to not interfere with the world below unless their hotspot was threatened.
“Great…fucking gods now…ugh…”
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You guys better help me get some people to rule over! Bring on the cat ears and [Elf] girls! Gimme some [Dwarfs] to craft me good weapons! SOMETHING! I have been alone for 13,000 godsdamn years, apparently! And there’s no fucking god damn NAME for this shithole!