You have used 10% of your body mass as projectiles. -2 Max HP, -1 MP.

Twin jets of poo shot out of the golem's palms, aimed at Yue. The bunny screamed in terror, but didn't fail to evade the attack, rolling out from under the bed.

"Why chu attak Yue? Yue do nuthin!"

"You think my attacks do nothing? I'll show you!"

Clearly, Poopy had misunderstood what the bunny was saying, getting more enraged as a result. Kidnapping its master and insulting it? Truly unforgivable!

You have used 11% of your body mass as projectiles. -2 Max HP, -1 MP.

More dung flew towards Yue, but she managed to dodge again. Yue was a fast bunny with high agility, being able to evade the attacks with ease. However, if this kept up, the floor would be covered in the smelly stuff and she would have nowhere to hide! Yue prayed for help, she didn't want to be abused by this scary monster, what did she do to deserve this?

Her prayer was answered, somewhat. Catnip wasn't a long lasting drug, so the effects on Yowi wore in around ten minutes, meaning that no deities actually did anything to help.

"Mrrreeoww... Wat hapen?"

Yowi was a little dizzy after getting sober, but shot up the moment he heard the screams of Yue. Because of the effects of the drug, it didn't remember any of the events that just happened. It looked around the room, only to see a smelly pile of dung fire jets of it's composition at poor innocent Yue.

"Stalp tat chu munster!"

Yowi slid out of the ropes as he shouted. You might be wondering why Yowi didn't manage do so when he was intoxicated. Well, the answer is simple. Yowi was so "drunk", all his reflexes failed him and left him struggling under the ropes.

"But master, it kidnapped you!"

Yowi didn't know why the disgusting creature thought of him as its master, but he felt particularly spiteful after he realised his room was spattered with dung all over the table, chair and walls, evidently the monster's fault.

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"Yowi chur master? Hah! Nu one wun tu own yu, git los!"

You have been released by your master.

You are no longer a pet.

"But... Master, why?"

Poopy collapsed on the ground in a pile, rivets of diarrhoea flowing out of its eyes. Why did its master abandon it, Poopy didn't do anything wrong! 

"Since wen is Yowi chur masta? Go away ugli!"

However its master despised the golem, Poopy understood commands. It wasn't a pleasant command, essentially its master abandoning it, but the purpose of the golem was to follow. Poopy tried to get over its sadness and act strong.

"I... I understand."

Before the golem left the room, it used Poop Control to absorb the mess it made.

You have absorbed your element, making you bigger and stronger!

+26% Body Mass

+4 Max HP

Poopy wasn't that dumb. It could understand that the "kidnapper" was actually a friend of it's master, and that was why he got angry. The "kidnapper" didn't like the poop it was made of, so re-absorbing the ammo would be the best it could do to please Yowi.

Poopy swore it would get vengeance someday. Its master simply didn't realise that his friend was actually a terrible "kidnapper" and Yowi would surely get hurt if it's master continued to stay with Yue!

The golem trudged out of the room, and out of the house, feeling extremely depressed. Poor Poopy could only wallow in it's sorrow, sobbing at the unfairness of the situation as it slouched on the grass.

Before it knew it, Poopy had fallen asleep.

.....

Something tickled.

A parasitic plant has taken root on you!

Plant species: Truffle Grass

+1 DEF

-1 Max HP

-10% Body Mass

Horrendous! First, Poopy got abandoned, and now funny things had to grow on it! The golem found to it's horror that brown strands of grass covered with blackish bumps now covered it's entire body. Poopy tried to morph out of the grass, but found to its horror that the roots of the plants were rooted too deeply in it for it to change it's form.

Your shifting is ineffective. -1 MP.

Not only that, the golem felt a terrible sensation. It was hunger! Don't ask me why, I too have no idea how a poop golem without a stomach could even get hungry. Poopy didn't know how to resolve any of it's discomforts but decided to trudge aimlessly toward a random direction.

As the monster trudged, a few animals saw it and ran. Well, at the very least, we could say our protagonist could inspire fear in anyone with its might! I think that would be the only way we could even make Poopy sound remotely awe inspiring.

And all of a sudden, the golem smelled something heavenly, heavenly enough to make it forget its hunger and itch! Poopy ran towards the source of the smell, wanting to get closer to it.

And before Poopy laid...

A pile of dog shit.

Yes, that was it's definition of a heavenly smell.