"Isn't this nice, Charles?" sighed Edward in contentment as he sipped from a bowl of soup.

"Bleh. It's too hot! You'd think such a fancy restaurant would use their heads and serve soup at the right temperature, no?" complained Charles.

Edward thought that it was sensible to serve food hot and freshly made since the customer could wait to the preferred temperature, but he decided not to anything lest it offend his friend.

Charles pushed the soup aside, spilling a little over the rim and went for the cooler chicken instead. Edward felt really tempted to wipe the droplets off.

BANG!

The door of the restaurant slammed open. The people in the restaurant turned, only to see a man in rags. A beggar? He was surprisingly clean however, having not a speck of mud on his skin. He had neatly trimmed nails and was well shaved as well. 

"Whoa holy crap the CGI in this game is awesome!" exclaimed the man as he eyed everything from the furniture to the tableware to the diners and to the chest of the casher.

He ignored the stares of the people, gesturing for two more clean ragged men to follow behind him.

"Damn, how much do you think they spent to render all of these?" said a blue haired one.

"I still think gameplay and story is more important though! Wanna try talking to the NPCs?" said the black haired one.

"I'll try!" cheered the first ragged man (blond) who entered.

"Yeah, go Issac!" 

Issac walked to the casher with a goofy grin. As the weirdo walked pass the diner, they looked away. What a nuisance! Edward decided it was probably just part of a prank and turned to sip his favourite creamy mushroom soup. Who ever saw such clean beggars?

Issac turned sideways to squeeze between two chairs, one of them being Charles'. 

"Excuse me!" said Issac out of habit. 

Charles turned to look at his mother. Huh. She seemed to be reading a system e-book for some reason. Probably because the food is too hot, assumed Charles.

So Charles being the Charles reached out a hand to spank the butt of the beggar as hard as he could.

"Ahhh!" squealed the beggar. He turned to stare at shock at Edward. "Holy shit that hurt like *beep!* kid! How the *beep!* did yo- Wait what the *beep!* why is the damned game censoring my words?"

Charles stared at the beggar. How did this guy not realise the system had a profanity filter around little kids at his age? He turned to look at his mom again. She didn't notice? Must have activated the mute function then. Perfect!

Spank! Smack! Piak!

"Oww! Oww! Yamete! Stop!" squeaked Issac as he ran off. "Damn! The Ai is really brutal!"

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He made his way to the casher, rubbing his butt. "Hi Madam! What do you sell here?"

The casher stared at him. He stared back.

"You're only here to cause a ruckus, aren't you?" the casher looked at him in contempt.

"What? No! I'm like a player, you know? Like one of tho-"

"Oh? A player?" her disgust intensified. "Go down to the brothels then. I bet that's the only way scum like you would even get to touch a woman."

"No, that's not what I meant!" Issac facepalmed. "I was only here to buy stuff. Ah, forget it, I'll leave!"

He turned towards the entrance, only to realise that both his friends were long gone.

"Bastards! Going off to have their fun while I deal with this..." 

Issac headed out again, this time avoiding all the little kids he saw. Who knew if his butt would be abused again? He opened his friend list and tapped Make friends appear on map. Two arrows popped up, one with Sexyboi96 above it and Proest_Pro above the other.

"Huh. They're heading towards the class training hall!" realised Issac. "Dammit... I can't let them get ahead of me in level!"

Issac ran as fast as he could. He reached entered the hall, panting and sweating all over. The hall was filled with dozens of ragged men and women, all crowding around confused looking men in leather (the class trainers).

'Who've thought feeling tired in a game would be so realistic?' he thought.

"Finally here, Issac? Got caught in the rain?" laughed Sexyboi96.

"Shut up Jake! Oh, what class did you choose Eason?"

"I choose the healer class! Just think of how easily I'll get into parties!" smiled Eason (Proest_Pro).

"Yeah, I guess it's easier for healers to find parties. But that's boring." Issac turned to a middle age man who he assumed to be a class trainer. "Hey geezer! What classes are there?"

"I'M NOT A GEEZER!" shouted the class trainer. "Apologise!"

"Sorry..." said Issac.

"Good. Now, the class hall lets you become three classes for free. The Warrior, Ranger and Healer are free to learn. You'll have to pay a bit more for other classes however."

"I have a hundred gold! What class can I learn with that?" Issac decided it was probably better to start with a good class with poor equipment than an average class with good equips.

"You can learn the ways of the Rogue, the Mage and the Berserker with a hundred gold."

"Whoa! A mage!" Issac's eyes seemed to sparkle. "I'll be a mage!" 

How awesome would it be to wield magic at the tips of his very hands?

"Good choice. A Mage might be more fragile than the typical class, but it's hard to die when you're standing all the way at the back of a party." praised the class trainer.

Congratulations on unlocking your first class: Mage!

You are 10% suited for this class.

+100 MAG.

+100 HP.

+500 MP.

Achievement Unlocked: First Class. Not really. I mean, kinda, yeah, but you're not actually first class.

+200 Stat Points.

Only ten percent? Issac was irritated. How in the world does the game even judge such a stat?

"Now that we've all gotten our first classes, let's look for a quest!" said Jake (Sexyboi96).

"Pfftt... hahaha!" laughed the class trainer. 

"What's so funny?" asked Issac.

"Seriously? Why would anyone hire level 1s of all people to do things for them?" said the class trainer.

Issac was stumped. Who've have thought a game would have logic like that?

"Uh... Our rates are lower?" said Eason (Proest_Pro).

"Ambitious aren't you?" chuckled the trainer. "Alright, I've decided to give you all one chance."

Quest: Collect 10 carrots and 1 wild rabbit (alive) from the Beginner's Forest!

Rewards: 1 gold.

EXP Bonus: 1000 EXP for all party members.

Accept?

Yes No

"What?" the trio was shocked. "So little gold?"

"Shut up you lot! You said your rates were cheap!" retorted the class trainer. "Take it or leave it!"

"Well.. at least we'll get some EXP." said Issac.

And so... the three losers wandered into the forrest, ready to kick rabbit ass and chew carrots.