Congratulations! You got a mysterious Octahedronal Box!
The box shot out of the LootCrate, landing with a soft thud on the ground. But this one was unlike a normal octahedron, hence the title of 'octahedronal'. It was like a cube, but with all eight corners chipped off, making each of the six faces octagons. In the center of each of the six octagons was an empty slot, as if something was meant to be fit in. Our protagonist stared at it, speechless.
'Scan!'
Octahedronal Box
Wow, such mystery. Please insert lotsa stuff in slots please thank you.
The golem sighed. Of course. No way the system was going to give it anything good. It plucked one of the smaller Luminous Mushrooms that grew on it off, then stuffed it roughly into one of the of the holes.
OB: Ooof! Mushroom taste bad!
The box then exploded into a cloud of dust.
Kaboom. +1000 MP.
How useful... Poopy then checked its stats to see how much mana it had now.
Info Stats Class Skills
Name Poopy Level 14 Species Human Dung Golem Gender None Age 3 Days HP 1881/1881 MP 2573/2353
Name Value STR 134 MAG 800 DEX 10 AGI 453 DEF 105 INT 100
Name Level Progress Druid 2 51.6%
Name Level Progress PC 8 83.3% BBC 5 50% S 1 98% I 1 10% PG 1 10% ... More ...
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2573/2353 MP. The golem thought to itself about how inconvenient it was to have to bring up the stat menu every time it wanted to know how much MP/HP it had.
TG: Just think 'bar' to yourself the next time you only want to check your status!
'I see.' Thought the golem.
With it's surpax of 2573 MP, the golem decided to continue developing the vines.
The growth of 8 Ironvines have been speed up. -800 MP.
The 8 Ironvines have turned woody!
+200 DEF
Level Up!
Congratulations, your Druid Class is now level 3!
+100 MAG
Now that the 'chores' were done, Poopy glanced wispfully back at the toolstool-like house. If only it could find a suited moss right away! Alas, such moss are quite rare and unlikely to be found. It's true that any moss would do to disguise it, but it was fairly unlikely that the typical slimy green moss would make it be better accepted.
But first, Poopy had something important to attend to. You might have long forgotten, but the golem could still recall the 'heavenly smell' that wafted out of depths of the dungeon. So as you might expect, the golem headed to the entrance of the dungeon.
The golem stared at the vines in nostalgia. Two days might not have been a long time for you and I, but it was certainly a very long time ago for a three day old creature. Had it not had the ability to smell out the location of dung with ridiculous accuracy, it would never have found the dungeon. But first, it had to recall 'Buggy'! Who knewwhat dangers it would face deeper down?
The Scarab soon rushed over. Poopy could sense that it was quite upset (from an interrupted meal), but it perked up all of a sudden. It could sense that there was some poop of extremely high quality inside! The golem was enlightened. So that's why there was such a 'wonderful smell'!
"Let's go!" Said Poopy to its pet.
You have entered [Unnamed] - Lv8 Newbie Dungeon
The golem was a little surprised that the dungeon had levelled up while it was gone, but didn't think much of it. Poopy and its pet headed down the long narrow tunnel, soon reaching the same bat cave. But to it's surprised, the cave was now full of bats yet again! It seemed that someone did not know that dungeon mobs respawn.
'Control!'
You have ripped the dung right out of 35 Lv2 Bats. -35 MP.
Your opponent has been defeated. +5 EXP.
Your opponent has been defeated. +2 EXP.
Your opponent has been defeated. 3 EXP
Your opponent has been...
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Poop Control levelled up!
Total gains: 105 EXP
The golem frowned. Why did the same group net so much lesser EXP?
TG: If you are more than 5 levels higher than your foe, the EXP drops be lessened. But if you hunt a higher level foe, you will get bonus EXP.
Well, that was disappointing. The golem then continued further down the passage, entering the room where the Drumstick Abomination resided.
Plehplehprueeeeleeeeeee!
The same 'faulty recorder' noise sounded out again. Buggy made an odd vibrating sound, preparing to charge at the monster, but Poopy stopped it. Sure, a single attack from the beetle would probably destroy the beast, but the golem wanted revenge for itself. It had lost terribly to the horrid foe the last time, but it was now a lot stronger!
"You beat me badly the last tim-" Started Poopy proudly only to be slammed in the chest with a heard punch. "Ow!"
You have been punched by your target, but your DEF is too high to be affected (much)! -1 HP.
"What?" Poopy was confused for a second, then recalled that the Ironvine did increase it's defences. The golem was very pleased. Who knew that the vines would be so useful? Honestly, it was really pitiful for the golem to be so proud of being able to defeat such a low tiered mob. It continued to pummel the abomination, slowly and surely beating the monster into a pulp. The poor thing was unable to even resist.
Drumstick Abomination defeated! +500 EXP
Drops: Wooden Chest
"Hah! Suck on that!" Said the golem triumphantly. It then opened the chest full of teeth and got its head bitten off.