You have entered [Unnamed] - Lv5 Newbie Dungeon
The golem entered a small dark cave, eyeing the walls warily. Now, you might be wondering; what was Poopy doing in a dark and musky cave? Well it turns out, it was attracted by the odd stench coming from the depths of the dungeon. The smell reminded it of dung but a little different, and Poopy sure as heck wanted to munch on more of that.
The tunnel was very dark, but the golem now had a new parasite on it, Luminous Mushrooms. That was also part of the reason why Poopy was hankering for more in such a short time, the plants and fungi that coated it were literally sucking the life out of it!
The natural corridor led into a larger space, and there were bats everywhere on the ceiling. White guano coated the the floor of the cave, and it was heaven to the shrinking golem.
You have absorbed your element, making you bigger and stronger!
+200% Body Mass.
Your optimal mass has been restored, your Max HP is back to 30 HP.
Level up!
Congratulations, you are now level 2!
+12 Stat Points.
+10 Max HP.
+10 Max MP.
Two hundred percent might have sounded like a lot, but Poopy had shrunk to a third of it's size from all the the horrors that stuck onto it. Poopy really wished there was some way to get rid of them. The bats noticed the golem, but none of them wanted to attack something that smelled like that.
Poopy felt very satisfied as it prepared to leave, heading down the passage beside it. As the golem walked down the path, it saw a different looking room with an odd figure unclear in the darkness. Oops, that was the wrong way. The dung monster was prepared to leave, when suddenly, a whiff of a unique fragrance caught it's attention. Wait, what was that?
It tried it's best to get another whiff of the smell, but the scent was long gone. It was about this time when the figure rose, strutting towards Poopy in an odd manner. Now, don't misunderstand; the monster was not being arrogant, but that was the best walk to describe how it "walked" due to it's odd body. The creature now right before the golem, it's bizarre appearance was revealed from the light of the mushrooms.
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It looked like a bone pole with two giant chicken drumsticks shaped limbs attached on each end of the pole bulb first. The limbs had no skin, instead showing bulging and pulsing muscles. The ends were bones, but with three bumps on the ends instead of two. Not only that, there were was a huge eye on each of the "drumsticks", serving to make the creature look even odder. A mouth of sorts hung from the centre of the "pole" as well, making the entire monster look like an odd face of sorts.
Oh, ok. Poopy wasn't born for long and didn't know many things, but it was born with a "weirdness detector" (kudos to Xenon) like most "people". And that thing was WEIRD as heck. Still, the golem had to find whatever made that heavenly smell. It was like the smell of the most exquisite and finest of wines to Poopy.
The monster attempted to roar, but made the sound of a faulty recorder (the musical instrument) instead. What did you expect? It only had a tube linked to it's mouth after all.
Drumstick Abomination has failed to cast Intimidation on you!
What! That sound was supposed to be scary? If anything, it was only a very irritating sound. Heck, Poopy was even more irritated than the sound alone would have made it; the monster expected it to run from the sound of that? The golem decided it needed to teach that upstart demon it's lesson trying to scare it!
The Truffle Grass renders your efforts ineffective. -1 MP.
Dang it, Poopy really wanted to get rid of the parasites on it! They always had to stop it from launching "the projectiles of fear" at it's opponents. It might have been a good thing that the spell failed however; the attack would serve of no use to the creature before it. Dungeon monsters don't have the capacity to feel fear or disgust unless programmed to. Not that demons were afraid of dung in the first place.
You have been punched by your target. -10 HP.
Abort, abort! That thing was far too strong for Poopy to handle at the moment. How strong was that thing anyway?
Drumstick Abomination
LVL: 10
HP: 500
MP: 100
EXP upon kill: 500
Drops: ???
Skill is too low levelled to excess more info.
You have unlocked the skill Scan!
Oh, that would have been nice to know before the fight started. It would have saved a lot of trouble. The poor creature ran out of the cave huffing and puffing, plopping into a heap next to the entrance of the cave. Don't ask me why it had lungs, I myself am not too sure.