Chapter 10: IT'S ALIVE!
[You have laid claim to a minion!]
[What is this creature's name?]
Slime 31 of course. I inputted, the last slot of my minion capacity being taken as the final slime succumbed to my will.
MINION MENU
Slimey: Elite Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 5
HP 180/180
MP 40/40
Slime 11: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 2
HP 15/15
MP 6/6
Slime 12: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 2
HP 15/15
MP 6/6
Slime 13: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 3
HP 25/25
MP 6/6
Slime 14: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 1
HP 10/10
MP 3/3
Slime 15: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 1
HP 10/10
MP 3/3
Slime 16: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 2
HP 15/15
MP 6/6
Slime 17: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 2
HP 15/15
MP 6/6
Slime 20: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 2
HP 15/15
MP 6/6
Slime 21: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 2
HP 15/15
MP 6/6
Dave: Blighted Krocotaur LvL: 12
HP: 350/350
MP: 50/50
Slime 22: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 1
HP 10/10
MP 3/3
Slime 23: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 1
HP 10/10
MP 3/3
Slime 24: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 1
HP 10/10
MP 3/3
Slime 26: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 1
HP 10/10
MP 3/3
Slime 27: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 1
HP 10/10
MP 3/3
Slime 28: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 1
HP 10/10
MP 3/3
Slime 29: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 1
HP 10/10
MP 3/3
Slime 30: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 1
HP 10/10
MP 3/3
Slime 31: Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 1
HP 10/10
MP 3/3
I may have a naming problem…
Buuuut its a problem I wouldn’t have for long as an evil surged within.
Patiently, I waited, sending Dave off to go hunt for its food while I ordered my slimes to separate to test a theory.
I started with Slime 31, the latest in my menagerie of green ooze. If one was going to be sacrificed, let it be the newest and lowest of my employees.
PURIFY! I sent, focusing my will entirely on the little green jelly that shook as my skill wrapped around and bathed it in holy light.
The monster wiggled, clearly affected by the skill with a bit of its green losing some of its luster.
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I squeaked in excitement, immediately regretting it as I intook sewer stink.
What happened next was a long and arduous process, one that involved me, a slime, a dark corridor, and spamming Purify so many times I blacked out on several occasions.
And then, it happened,
Slime 31: Cleaning Slime LvL 1
HP 20/20
MP 3/3
Skills: Dissolve LvL 1. Slime Shot LvL 1. Cleanse LvL 1.
The metamorphosis I was looking for. Instead of a green ball of jelly, what sat before my yellow rubber body was a blue slime. One that gave off a feel of antiseptic and cleanliness.
CLEAN ME!
Of course the first thing I did was order Slimey to drop me into the purified cleaning slime.
Slimy heeded my order, the slime lifting me up to place me into the blue goo but stopping shy, holding onto my body.
Slimey! DROP ME! I ordered, of course it refused. Wiggling in what appeared to be agony.
DROP! I’M ORDERING YOU TO DROP ME! I WANT TO BE CLEAN!
The elite slime wiggled furiously, a single thought radiating from its one word mind being MINE! MINE! MINE!
SLIIMEY! YOU ARE BEING A BAD SLIME! BAD SLIME! A VERY BAD SLIME! DROP ME AT ONCE MISSY!
At my rebuke, Slimey quivered, the jelly deflating and finally reluctantly letting me go into the blue slime that reached up and absorbed me.
Aaaaaaaah sweet relieeef.
I could already feel the cleaning slime hard at work, the monster using up what little MP it had to activate cleanse and eat away the sewage that stained my body.
Bliss. Finally I AM CLEAN!
After my spy day, an idea formed in my head. If I could mush together multiple slimes to get a stronger slime… whats to say I couldn’t purify dozens of slimes and make a bigger, stronger, faster CLEANING SLIME!
I quickly went to work.
Placating Slimey’s JEALOUSLY, I sat atop the disgusting slime. The seconds turning into minutes, minutes turning into hours, that transformed into days until finally, I had purified all of my lesser slimes and it began…
Fusion.
It was subtle at first, a process that took days with a few slime cores gravitating slowly to each other until ten cores were caressing one another. After some time, each goop of slime began to eject their cores, depositing them into a central slime that contained all ten cores like Slimey… except clean.
Slime 11: Elite Cleaning Slime LvL 3
HP: 110/110
MP: 20/20
Skills: Dissolve LvL 3. Slime Shot LvL 4. Cleanse LvL 2. Foam LvL 1. Solidification LvL 2. Bounce LvL 2. Physical Resistance LvL 1. Blend LvL 1.
Before long, I was focusing on a new Elite slime, the creature giving off a firm and resolute Protect. Protect. Protect. Just as Slimey had done when it transformed.
Days passed, quickly turning into weeks as I went about collecting slimes, purifying them, and gathering my materials until finally, I was surrounded.
MINION MENU
Slimey: Elite Mutated Cleaning Slime LvL 6
HP 200/200
MP 50/50
Slime 11: Elite Cleaning Slime LvL 3
HP: 110/110
MP: 20/20
Slime 15: Elite Cleaning Slime LvL 2
HP: 100/100
MP: 10/10
Slime 25: Elite Cleaning Slime LvL 2
HP: 100/100
MP: 10/10
Dave: Blighted Krocotaur LvL: 13
HP: 421/470
MP: 50/70
Slime 36: Elite Cleaning Slime LvL 2
HP: 100/100
MP: 10/10
Slime 44: Elite Cleaning Slime LvL 3
HP: 110/110
MP: 20/20
Slime 56: Elite Cleaning Slime LvL 3
HP: 110/110
MP: 20/20
Slime 64: Elite Cleaning Slime LvL 2
HP: 100/100
MP: 10/10
Slime 79: Elite Cleaning Slime LvL 2
HP: 100/100
MP: 10/10
Slime 81:Elite Cleaning Slime LvL 2
HP: 100/100
MP: 10/10
Did I say weeks?
I’m actually not sure exactly how much time passed, I mean, not that it matters as I'm a rubber duck that doesn't need to eat or drink but I do know that my domain is… very oozy with cleanliness!
Cramped some would say.
Nay! Stuffed! COMPACT! FILLED! BURSTING AT THE SEAMS- You get the idea. At least the walls, even my Purify skill leveled up to 5!
IIIIIIIIII may have been overzealous in my desire to be clean.
At least Dave wasn’t emaciated anymore. Apparently, from what I could glean from the lizard’s thoughts, he was just depressed and lazy.
Dave didn’t communicate like Slimey or the other slimes did, unlike their singular vernacular of PROTECT! PROTECT! PROTECT! And the occasional DISSOLVE! DISSOLVE! DISSOLVE! Dave spoke mostly in images and grunts.
And strangely, I understood them.
It was mostly just Dave crying about being abandoned, annoyed that I was ordering it to feed itself, and angry that he was being put to work.
Which, I get but…. THERE ARE NO SLACKERS IN MY ARMY FREELOADER!
So, while Dave was off Daving, I ordered my group of ten Elite Slimes together, hoping to fuse them as I had done with their lesser slime counterparts.
Now, Slimey was still a goop of green sludge, and I couldn’t exactly purify it as no matter how many times I spammed the skill it didn’t seem to make a dent in the monster’s anatomy.
SO! NEW IDEA!
BATH TIME.
Slimey didn’t like the idea much, especially with my previous attempts to purify it.
BUT ALAS! I HAVE BEEN A VERY GRACIOUS BOSS! NOW GET INTO THE CLEANING PIT!!!!! (Oh I have a cleaning pit now. One dug by Dave! Thanks Dave!)
Moving slowly, Slimey reluctantly headed my command, the green ooze almost akin to a puddle as it sulked across the floor to enter the scrubbing pit surrounded by my blue elite slimes.
Do it.
I gave the command, all nine of my elite cleaning slimes piling into the hole to surround Slimey and activate their cleansing and foam abilities while I spammed purify.
NO! NO! NO! NO! I could feel Slimey’s thoughts, the overgrown disgusting slime crying out to be left alone! TO BE DISGUSTING!
Not on my watch.
Slimey attempted to flee, to run, but fortunately, I accounted for such a contingency.
Dave appeared, the now well fed krocotaur placing a large rock over the covering as a scream of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Echoed through my mind.
For three days, and three nights, I sat in Dave’s hands, my attention on my minion menu observing diligently Slimey’s status.
Slimey was truly a creature of the filth, the monster holding out against the multitude of slimes and my purify skill but at least the rock atop the pit had ceased shaking.
After another day, my curiosity took hold, telling me that something important was about to occur.
I ordered Dave to move the rock, to inspect with my senses the status of Slimey and if-
Light, blinding light. That’s what flooded my senses as an air of freshness started to coat the sewers.
RISE! RISE! RIIIIIIIIIIIIISE! MY BEAUTIFUL CREATION!
MINION MENU
Slimey: Elite Super Cleaning Slime LvL 10
HP: 1500/1500
MP: 200/200
Skills: Dissolve LvL 6. Slime Shot LvL 5. Cleanse LvL 3. Foam LvL 2. Solidification LvL 4. Bounce LvL 3. Physical Resistance LvL 3. Cold Resistance LvL 2. Mimic LvL 1. Blend LvL 1. Duplicate LvL 1. Shape Change LvL 1. Slime Bullet LvL 1.
Dave: Blighted Krocotaur LvL: 14
HP: 470/470
MP: 70/70
Skills: Bite LvL 4, Iron Tail LvL 3, Blend LvL 1, Swim LvL 3, Endure LvL 2, Pain Resilience LvL 2, Minor Regeneration LvL 1.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS! YOU ARE HELPING TO CLEANSE THE FILTH!
Additionally, I believe in slime girl supremacy. I said what I said.