Fred
Fred was astounded the cat had just laid full out on his lap and now it was making a god awful rumbling sound. He briefly wondered if it was sick and how much trouble he would get into for throwing the cat off. Just as he reached out to the cat to enact his mental desire, he realized that there was something off. He stopped and wondered at what it could be. Furrowing his brow he assessed his senses and realized that there were eyes on him. He slowly looked up to find the woman had stopped typing and was staring at him in open astonishment.
He looked to the side to see if anything had changed but no it was still just him and now the cat. He glanced at the feline that had overtaken his lap and realized his hand still hovered above it. He slowly moved it forward and lightly stroked the cat's head. The cat didn’t flinch. It just rumbled louder and looked back at him and blinking slowly with its tongue poking out. If he was honest it was kind of cute. Only kind of. He heard footsteps and looked up to find the woman had left her station and was walking slowly towards him. At least it felt like she was walking. It just happened to be in slow motion. When had the world narrowed down to just her. He openly stared as all other thoughts in his mind were blown away. Leaving only one behind. ‘Oh. My. Gawd!’ Had he thought her pretty before. No that word paled in comparison to her real beauty. She was a Goddess! A fully stacked Goddess not one of those who was but a wisp of a girl but a woman. With all the curves to go with the status. He felt mesmerized just by the movement of her hips and breast as they swayed gently from side to side. Huh the Goddess was talking. What had she said? Why did his mouth feel wet? Was he drooling? Had he drooled before this Goddess? FUCK!!!
“Umm ‘cough’ yeah sorry I was thinking about…. something. Could you repeat that?” Fred asked as he discreetly tried to wipe his face. Only to find to his dismay that there was indeed a little drool. Thank God it was only a little. Or should he say Goddess. Focus barked Fred’s mind. ‘Yes focus. What had she said?’ He played back her words. It was something about the cat purring…. Oh yeah how had he gotten the cat to purr.
“Uhhh I didn’t do anything. I was just sitting here and she came up to me…” That’s a weird question, thought Fred, why would she ask me that… wait.... “Why is she diseased or something?!?” Fred froze just arresting the desire to shove the cat off his lap and run screaming to his car, drive home, jump in the shower and wash the diseased cat germs off in scalding hot water.
Oblivious to Fred’s struggles she continued. “Oh no. It’s just that this cat is really particular. She has actually been with us for quite some time and we were afraid she would never find the right home or I guess we should have been looking for the right person instead but it looks like she has now.”
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“huh what do you mean?”
She smiled at him, her eyebrows raising in a silent answer.
“Uhh wait… me….nonononono….I am more of a dog person you see and I um… was looking for something more...young.”
At those words Demon turned back over and decided to use the man’s pants leg as a scratching post.
“YEOW!!!” yelped the man. ‘Serves him right,’ thought Demon as she dug a little harder and held on as the man jumped up and began hopping from one foot to the other trying to get Demon to drop off him.
“Oh look,” said the Goddess, “she must really like you. She won’t even let you go. You two are just too precious for words.”
“What… are you… huh..?!” cried Fred as he tried not to let the tears of pain that welled up behind his eyes slide down his face before the Goddess.
“Yes, Yes this works perfectly. Our little MoonCake is actually part of our special that we have going on.”
‘What,’ thought Fred, ‘is going on? Can’t she see that I need help. Lady get this cat off me. Is the cat moving? It's freaking moving.’
As Fred continued to dance around Demon grew tired of hanging from his leg and began to move up towards his head. It looked like the perfect place to perch and it looked significantly more stable than his legs appeared to be. She was none too careful about her claws. Secretly delighting in the gasps of pain and squeals that the man voiced as she made her way to her destination.
Mentally Fred screamed Oh my Gawd heeeellllpppp!!!. Out loud he said “Ooooohhhh really... What special?” ‘What are you saying you freaking idiot not another word. Tell her to get this crazed animal off you. Get it off. Get it off.’ But just as he went to voice his mental thoughts she said it.
Looking into his eyes and leaning just a little forward with her hands pressed against her ample bosom making her breast poof up just that much more as she smiled and said,
“MoonCake is a special cat and we would love for you to take her as a foster. It would mean ever so much to me. You would be helping us and giving her the person she needs.”
Of all that Fred only heard, love, so much to me, needs. “Oh yes,” breathed Fred.
“Wonderful, said the lady, standing up straight and clapping her hands. We are so very happy. I will just take your paperwork and let me get her carrier and favorite toys. It will only take a moment. And with that she snatched the clipboard from his hands, turned and headed into the back.
'What just happened?' thought Fred. Before he could question it too much she was back.
"Here you go,” she said as she handed him a carrier filled with toys, blankets, several cans of cat food and a folder of papers labeled cats. Glancing at the clipboard in her hands, “Fred. There is already food in there and her favorite mouse toy as well as a blanket and a list of do’s and don'ts. If you have any questions or concerns at all just give us a call. Our numbers are in there too." As she talked she guided Fred to the door being careful not to touch ‘MoonCake’ as she lay comfortably on her perch around Fred’s shoulders.
"Have a great day, well,” looking down at her watch, “evening now." She smiled and waved at him as he stood in the parking lot.