On the same morning, in my home, I woke up out of bed after sleeping with my big-ass teddy-bear, again wearing nothing but a pair of light-colored briefs with dark pink polka dots on it. After that, I head downstairs with only my brief on, before heading down towards our open-plan kitchen, where my mom (aka Cathyrine) - who's wearing an apron over her outfit that is only consists of a tight-fitting bra that slightly enclose her super massive breasts and a tight-fitting pansy that hugged her super massive butt very well - is near the stove, cooking breakfast.
"Morning, mom," I said as I take a seat in front of the dinning table.
"Morning Calhoun," she said. "Ummm...," she paused for a second. "My aunt has left for--"
"Evil creature hunting," I said, interrupting her.
"Yeah," she said. "She'll be back shortly."
"Okay," I said.
"So umm...how things?" she asked while cooking.
"How things?" I prompted.
"Yeah," she replied.
"Um pretty good," I said. "There's this situation that me and my best friends, my four best friends rather, are currently dealing with."
"Oh, dealing with a big bad," she said.
"A cluster of big bads," I said. I then explained to her about The Baroillain and her henchwomen and the difficulties that we're dealing with.
About approximately thirty minutes later, we start eating breakfast, sitting down face-to face. My meal is plain and simple: a big-ass amulet with two french toasts. My mom's meal is HUGE, okay not that huge, but 'huge' in terms of retaining her muscle mass and stuff: two massive-ass amulets, a big-ass bowl of oatmeal, a big-as breakfast burrito that includes avocado in it, two massive-ass sausage patties and a couple of bacon strips.
As we eat, we start talking about something that is thematically related.
“Okay what about school?” Cathyrine asked.
“School?” I prompted.
“Yeah,” she replied.
“Well my last class of the day is starting to get difficulty,” I said.
”Which one?” She asked.
“Advanced Evil Creature Research,” I said. “I tried to upping my stakes in my knowledge of evil creature but instead I ended up with things that I’m struggling with. I can’t even solve an advanced problem on my homework.”
“Okay don’t get too hard on this,” she said. “You just have to reread the instructions with a careful approach and work that problem that way.”
“But I did reread the instructions and nothing worked,” I said. I then sighed. “Guess I have to be in the after school program in the coming weeks to get extra help.”
“Well don’t worry, you’ll get the hang of it one day,” she said.
We then continued to eat breakfast.
After breakfast, I headed back upstairs and back to my bedroom. I picked up my toothbrush and brushed my teeth before I returned it. Then I got dressed before I grab my backpack and walked out of my house.
But then as I went out of my house, I suddenly stopped as I started to hear a sound. A mysterious sound. I then slightly turned towards my left as I started to see someone falling. Milliseconds later, I then started to recognizes that it's Aunt Catherine falling down from the sky…with SPEED.
At the same time, my mom immediately notices as she glances at the window and hear the same falling down sound and, realizing there’s gonna be a big-ass impact near me, she quickly exits the open-plan kitchen and quickly left the house and shut the exterior door before quickly rushed toward me, grab her right hand by the back of my head and shoved my face onto her greatly goddamn massive breasts for protection…just in time for Aunt Catherine CRASHING into the ground REAL HARD! With a resulting pile of dust and debris already emerging and engulfing both me and my mom. Then my mom starting blowing an EXTREME AMOUNT OF AIR, dissipating the dust and debris in the matter of seconds.
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Me and my mom open our eyes again as my mom lets go off of me. After that, we then see a hole, a hole that almost Not that deep of a hole as we probably assume. Still, we can barely see Aunt Catherine in that hole. Apparently, the impact wasn’t that big-ass
Chole the Monster then arrives fast as she reached towards Aunt Catherine in a matter of seconds. She glances at our house for a few moments before glancing back at Aunt Catherine. She then circles her wind circulation, ready to deliver the final blow.
At the same time, Aunt Catherine is struggling to get up but still has determination left in her.
Chole the Monster descends upon Aunt Catherine with her right fist clenched and ready to strike.
But before Chole the Monster can make contact… POW! She got hit by a SUPER POWERFUL SUCKER PUNCH right to the face…from my mom. Yep, my mom clenched her right fist and swings at Chole the Monster, striking her to death. It causes a brief SHOCKWAVE full of breezy air, in which we are within that radius.
Chole the Monster has been immediately demolished; her wind circulation had dissipated instantly. Her eyes starts to get dizzy before she quickly falls down, straight down to the ground, knocking her dead.
I reacted with my eyebrows slightly raised with amazement as I saw my mom punch that female monster in the face. “Now that’s my mom,” I whispered to myself.
My mom glances at my aunt again. “Hey Catherine, are you alright?” she asked as her as we walked towards the hole.
“Yeah, I’m fine,” Aunt Catherine said as she’s struggling to pick herself up. “Is the monster dead?”
“Yeah, I defeated her,” Cathyrine said as she lands her a hand.
Aunt Catherine grabs my mom’s hand with her other hand and my mom started to pull my aunt out of the hole.
“Ah thanks sister,” Aunt Catherine said.
“Sure thing,” Cathyrine said.
Then we walked towards sidewalk and turn towards our left and we see an evil creature walking toward us up front. My mom and my aunt immediately knew it was a female demon, who is glancing towards our house.
“Hold on, I got this,” Cathyrine said as she CHARGES towards the female demon.
The female demon, in turn, CHARGES towards Cathyrine.
Cathyrine SPIN-KICKS in the air, GENERATING a powerful burst of air towards the female demon in the stomach, knocking her down. The female demon was lying in the ground, defeated.
Then another female demon is heading towards me from behind.
“Hey Calhoun, step out of the way,” Cathyrine said before she run past me and aim her greatly goddamn massive ass at that female demon and rip a SUPER POWERFUL KICK-ASS AIR FART, which sends the second female demon flying.
Suddenly, a group of evil creatures appear to surround us while glancing at our house. It seems to me that they want to take over our house, something that neither I nor my mom nor my aunt want that to happen.
“Looks like we got company,” I said.
“Unwanted company,” Aunt Catherine said.
“Company that can afford to get beaten up,” Cathyrine said as she and my aunt walked a few steps past me.
“Hey mom, Aunt Catherine!” I shouted with my cupped hands around my mouth.
They glanced over their shoulders to look at me.
“Do your stuff!” I shouted before putting my hands down.
“Thanks!” they said to me before they glanced back at the slowly incoming evil creatures.
“Alright are you ready sis?” Aunt Catherine asked Cathyrine.
“Ready,” Cathyrine said.
“Alright, LET’S GO!” Aunt Catherine shouted before they CHARGED towards them.
Aunt Catherine LEAPS and KICKS in the air, GENERATING a force of air towards Male Monster #1 in the gut, sending him flying. She PUNCHES him in the face
Aunt Catherine swings her right fist in the air, GENERATING another force of air towards Female Monster #1 in the stomach, in the face and JUMP-KICKS in the air, sending the female monster flying.
Cathyrine makes a BIG BURP which sends Male Demon #1 moving backwards. There she LEAPS and TORNADO-KICKS in the air, GENERATING A FORCE OF AIR that sends him flying.
Then she grab Female Demon #3’s hand, SUPER PUNCHES her in the face before throwing her in the air with MASSIVE-ASS SPEED
Male Vampire #1 was running to punch me but Cathyrine comes behind me and BURP ANOTHER POWERFUL ONE sending him flying.
Aunt Catherine elbow Male Vampire #2 in the chest. She aims her ass and rip a POWERFUL FART sending Male Vampire #2 flying. With him coming towards Cathryine, she turns around, stick her ass in the air, and rip a SUPER POWERFUL FART, sending him flying forward and flying past us with INCREDIBLE SPEED!.
Cathyrine started walking towards me and my aunt as she heard footsteps coming behind her as we see Female Monster #2 coming towards her from behind. She then stopped and without looking, she aim her ass and rip another SUPER POWERFUL FART sending him flying.
The combat fight winds down as me, my mom and my aunt in the center with the dead evil creatures around.
“Looks like I blame these evil creatures for making me miss the bus,” I said.
"Need a ride to school, Callhoun?" Cathyrine asked.
"Yeah, definitely," I said with a nod.
"Alright let's go."
My mom and I headed towards her vehicle, which is parallel parked near the front yard.
"Alright see you guys later," Aunt Catherine said to us. "I'm heading off to work."
"Alright," Cathyrine said to her.
"See you later," I said to her as me and my mom hoped into the vehicle with my mom behind the wheel and me sitting at the front passenger seat. We then hoped into our seatbelts
Then my mom starts turning the car engine and drove the car off.