Minutes later after breakfast, we head back to the upper level and head back to our bedrooms to get dressed.
In my case, I went to my bedroom and closed the bedroom door. I then head towards the underwear drawer and opened it. There, I took out one of the clean pink-colored underwear briefs before I closed the underwear drawer. I then head towards my bed. After that, I take off the current pink-colored brief that I was wearing and put on the clean one. Then I throw away the worn-out brief into the laundry basket.
Afterwards, I then take off the dark blue skinny-ass jeans off of its hanger and start putting it on, covering my clean pink brief and my lower body as a whole. I put it on until it reach up to my waist, so much so that thightness of my skinny jeans make my big butt look big. And yes I have a big butt as well, just not the same weight as my mom's or my aunt's. But still, my big butt is still big. And firmer. And rounder. I also have to tell you that most of my pants also makes my big butt look big, but that's okay because I love to wear tight-as-fuck pants because they make my butt pop as fuck.
I then picked up a brown-colored leather belt and start grabbing the end of the belt and inserting it into the belt loops of my jeans beginning with the loop from the front left side of my jeans. I thread the belt end through each loop, pulling the belt through as I go. Once I reach the last loop, I start buckle my belt. I start buckling my belt by treading the end of my belt through the belt loops. Then, I take the end of the belt and push it through the frame of the single tongue buckle. As the belt feels tight-as fuck enough, I push the prong through the closest hole in the end of your belt. After that, I tuck the end of the belt in the closest belt loop. There, I buckled my belt.
I then take the green v-neck t-shirt with the pink-glittered-colored donut image on it off of its hanger and start putting on over my chest, my abdomen and the upper parts of my arms. My green t-shirt has reached towards the waist of my skinny jeans.
Now I'm dressed for school. Err...the freshman orientation.
But first I have to brush my teeth. So I took out the toothbrush out of the medicine cabinet before I head towards the bedroom door and open it. And then I walked out of my bedroom and head towards the bathroom.
Several more minutes later, I brushed my teeth. I walked back in into my bedroom and put back my toothbrush into the medicine cabinet before I head out of my bedroom again in the matter of less than a minute.
I then head downstairs and went back into the living room where I catch my aunt standing there checking out her smartphone again, this time with the television on.
On the television, I see the logo for the TV channel that our living room television is currently dialed on.
"Right now on The Baltimore-Washington Channel," a male TV announcer said. "It's Good Morning Baltimore Washington. Well Good Morning Baltimore Washington: Regular Edition."
The television screen changes to a scene where a man in a suit and a tie and a woman wearing her pink-colored professional dress are looking at us.
"Hello," the TV man said.
"And welcome to Good Morning Baltimore Washington," the TV woman said.
"The Regular Edition," he added.
Then the television screen switches again: this time fading to a video file of what seems to be a crime scene.
"Coming up, an evil creature attacked and murdered a woman while said woman was walking down the sidewalk," she said. "We had the very latest."
"Also on this show," he said as the screen fades to another video file, this time of a damged store. "We gonna bring you the latest on the robbery of a store near a nearby street where an evil creature smash a window, get inside and still about a thousand dollar worth of goods."
Then screen fades again to yet another video file.
"And how an evil creature hunter protects a group of strangers from an evil creature," he said.
The television screen cuts to an opening intro of the show, which shows the Maryland skylines of Baltimore, Annapolis, Waldorf, Silver Spring and Fredrick and the Virginia skylines of Arlington, Crystal City, Fairfax, Falls Church and Tysons Corner and finally, of course, the skyline of Washington, D.C. with the "Good Morning Baltimore Washington" logo emege, zooming in until it stops halfway before the "Regular Edition" part placed underneath the logo. And after that the intro fade to the live shot of the two anchors again.
"Hello I'm John Maodkuefin."
"And I'm Marie Cholinison, we'll be taking about these stores in just a moment, but first let's check out other headlines with Jennifer Williamouski who's at the news desk."
The television screen switches to Jennifer Williamouski, the newsreader who's dressed in professional clothing while holding papers with both hands.
"John, Marie, thank you," Jennifer Williamouski said while looking at the camera, in other words, looking at us. "Here are other top stories today. A group of female teenaged evil creature hunters with the aid of a teenage boy defeated one of the most powerful evil creatures at Rock Creek Park. Lilianna, Julianna, Trish and Rebecca - all of them atteneded Northern Watermelon High School - defeated a monster named Bethany the Monster. According the teenage boy who helped them navigate to where Bethany and her henchwomen are in the final battle, he said that they thwarted Bethany's evil plan to use a product called the Triangrisim to threatened the word. Braiden, who also attended Northern Watermelon with his female best friends, preferred to be referred as his first name".
As Jennifer continues to read the other news, I'm wondering are we ready to go yet.
"Aunt Catherine," I called her name.
"Yeah," Aunt Catherine said without looking as she still paying attention to her smartphone while....possibly listening to the television news, I guess.
"Are we ready yet?" I asked.
She then paused and glanced at me. "You look kinda ready," she said.
"Yeah, I just want to know if you and mom are ready?" I asked.
"Well I am," she said.
"You am?" I asked.
"Yeah," she said before she glanced back at her smartphone.
"You're just waiting for my mom?" I asked.
"Are you?" she asked.
"Well yeah," I said. "I suppose."
"Because she's behind the wheel and I'm not," Aunt Catherine pointed me out as she referred 'she' to my mom. "Because we're riding in her car. ...and not my car."
And yes all three of us are going to the freshman orientation.
"If she's not going on, then we'll be outta here right now and riding through the beautiful frustration of rush hour," Aunt Catherine added.
Then, I saw my mom, aka Cathyrine, heading downstairs and heading towards us in the living room. She has been finally dressed.
Now usually, my mom and my aunt dressed the same outfit to go to work - the security uniform to wear for The Baltimore Washington Security Task Force - however, only my aunt wears it just for the freshman orientation; my mom is currently wearing a very tight-ass yellow v-neck t-shirt - so tight-ass that I can see her massive mind-boggling boobs, sexy pecs and her 10-pack abs through the shirt - and dark blue skinny-ass jeans, jeans that make her massive butt look even bigger as fuck.
"Alright are we ready?" Cathyrine asked.
"Yep," I said.
"Yep," Aunt Catherine said.
"Okay then let's go," Aunt Catherine said.
We then start walking out of the living room and headed out for the front door. As we reached closer to the door, I start to go ahead of my mom and my aunt and start unlocking the door and placed my right hand onto the door knob and turns it and then pulling the door backward, leaving the front door wide-ass open.
"After you," I said while holding the door knob.
"Thank you," Cathyrine said as she and Aunt Catherine walked out and stand behind three blocks behind the opened front door before they slightly turned around and glanced at the said front door.
I then left my hand off the door knob and placed my hand over the other door knob. With that, I then pull the front door forward, eventually closing the door.
We then headed towards our car - which is Washington Strawberry XD - parked in front of our garage.
"I take the wheel," Cathyrine said.
"You gonna take the wheel?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"Yeah," Cathyrine said.
"Okay," Aunt Catherine said.
"You're gonna on the back seat, right?" Cathyrine asked.
"Yeah," Aunt Catherine said.
When we reached closer towards our Washington Strawberry XD vehicle, my mom Cathyrine and I are going for the front-row seats; she's going to behind the wheel (like she said she will) and I am going to be on the other front seat. Aunt Catherine, like she said herself, will be on the back row seat.
Cathyrine finally approached towards the front left door and placed her hand on top of the handle. "Hey Catherine," she said as Catherine is Cathyrine's sister.
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"What?" Aunt Catherine said to Cathryine as she finally approached towards the back right side door and placed her hand on top of its handle.
"Did you bring the evil creature tracker app with you?" Cathyrine asked as she pull the handle, pulling the front left door open backwards.
"Did I what?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"Did you bring the evil creature tracker app with you?" Cathryine said.
"Uh yeah," Aunt Catherine said.
"Yeah?" Cathryine asked as she's making sure.
Aunt Catherine paused for a moment as she's trying to remember.
At the same time, Cathryine is waiting for her answer with baited breath.
Also at the same time, I, too, was waiting for my aunt's answer with batted breath.
Then Aunt Catherine finally spits out: "Yes I did," she said, nodding her head.
"Okay good," Cathyrine said before she hopped inside the front left side of the car and closed the front left side car.
I sighed for relief before I open the front right side of the car and hopped inside and sat down on the front right seat before I closed the door.
Aunt Catherine has also hopped into the vehicle.
We now all into the vehicle. Cathyrine starts the car engine and press the brake from park to drive before she placed her right palm over the steering wheel.
"Fasten your seatbelts," Cathyrine said.
And we did fasten our seatbelts.
After that, Cathyrine start slowly driving backward before the car turns left, but to put it to you in other words, when she turns the steering wheel towards the right when driving backwards, the car backwards-turn right.
After that she drove the car off.
Several seconds later, seconds after we drove away from home and minutes before we head towards the freshman orientation at my school, there a few questions and answers flying out of our mouths.
"Are we there yet?" I asked.
"What?" Cathyrine asked as she didn't hear the question.
"Are we there yet?" I asked again.
Are we there yet?" she asked.
"Yeah, are we there yet?" I asked.
"Not yet," she said.
"Not yet?" I asked.
"No, Calhoun, not yet," she said.
"Okay," I said.
"How far are we going?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"Huh?" Cathryine said.
"How far are we going?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"How far are we going?" Cathyrine asked.
"Yeah," Aunt Catherine asked.
"Ummm.....," Cathyrine thinks for a moment.
At the same time, Aunt Catherine is waiting for an answer.
"About a few minutes," Cathyrine said.
"About a few minutes?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"Yeah," Cathyrine said.
"So we're about a few minutes far?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"Yep," Cathyrine said.
"To go to Northern Watermelon?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"Yep," Cathyrine said.
"Okay," Aunt Catherine said. "I'm just making sure."
"You always making sure," Cathyrine said. " You always making sure when you're at the security office watching any fucking evil creature coming to the office."
"That's because there was evil creature that had creep into the office," Aunt Catherine said.
"Really?" Cathyrine asked.
"Yeah," Aunt Catherine said.
"There was evil creature....," Cathyrine said.
"Yeah," Aunt Catherine said.
"...that had creep into the office?" Cathyrine asked.
"Yep," Aunt Catherine said.
"So that's you were making sure that there's no evil creature coming into the office," Cathyrine said.
"Yep," Aunt Catherine said.
"I have a question," Cathyrine said.
"Yeah, what is it?" Aunt Catherine said.
"Who took down that evil creature?" Cathyrine asked.
"Who took down that evil creature?" Aunt Catherine said.
"Yeah, who took down that evil creature?" Cathryine asked.
"That would be me," Aunt Catherine said.
"That would be you?" Cathyrine asked.
"Yeah," Aunt Catherine said.
"So you took down that evil creature from the security office?" Cathyrine asked.
"Yep," Aunt Catherine said.
Cathyrine sighed. "Okay you got the evil creature tracker app with you?" Cathyrin asked Aunt Catherine.
Aunt Catherine then pulls out her smartphone out of her pants pocket and scroll one side of the main menu and saw the evil creature tracker app.
"I heard that you have it so," Cathyrine added.
"Yeah I have it," Aunt Catherine said.
"You have it?" Cathyrine asked.
"Yeah," Aunt Catherine said.
"Okay so any signs of trouble?" Cathyrine asked.
"Signs of what?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"Signs of an evil creature coming towards our way?" Cathyrine asked.
Aunt Catherine check out the evil creature tracker app on her smartphone. For a second, she's on the main menu. She then touches the "The Map" button and the smartphone screen changes to a blank screen with the same-ass background color as it was in the main menu.
I then exhaled in and exhaled out as I am waiting for my aunt's answer with baited-ass breath.
Then Aunt Catherine's smartphone screen then changes to a another menu section where Aunt Catherine herself had to choose which method that she'll use: the hunting and patrolling - where the hunter also looks for evil creatures herself on the app alone - or the patrolling, where one takes a role at master control over someone he or she know who is a hunter (ala, that someone will be indicated as the big bright blue human icon that will be specifically only to the patrolling user). There is a third option where you can just check to see if there's an evil creature coming at any way.
"Anything?" Cathyrine asked.
"I'm trying sis," Aunt Catherien said.
"Okay," Cathyrine said.
Aunt Catherine then takes the third option and her smartphone screen changes to a blank screen again for a few seconds. After that, the screen changes to the map. She then touched the street address search bar - resulting a virtual keyboard pops out at the slight bottom of her smartphone screen - and type in....well the name of the street that we're currently riding on at the moment.
"Hey what street are we on?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"We're at Connecticut Ave NW," I said.
"Connecticut Ave NW?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"Yep," I said.
"Okay," she said as she types the name of the street into the search bar. Then she touches the search button and the virtual keyboard disappears as a result at the same time the map screen changes to a live shot of Connecticut Ave NW (note that there was no map legend for vehicles on this software). At this point, there are no indications whatsoever of an evil creature coming towards any direction of our vehicle.
"Did you find any?" Cathyrine asked.
"Nope," Aunt Catherine said.
"Nope?" Cathyrine asked.
"No evil creature is coming towards us," Aunt Catherine said.
"Okay, well what about evil creatures coming towards the freshman orientation?" Cathyrine asked.
Aunt Catherine then touched the street address search bar again - resulting a virtual keyboard pops out at the slight bottom of her smartphone screen again - and type in "Southern Watermelon High School" into the search bar. (Yes you put the name of a place, person or a thing into the search bar despite the search bar itself called the "street address search bar".) Then she touches the search button and the virtual keyboard disappears as a result at the same time the map screen changes to a live shot of the Southern Watermelon High School campus and the surrounding roads around them; like the one at Connecticut Ave NW, there are no evil creatures to speak of...at least for the moment.
"Find any?" Cathyrine asked.
"Yeah do you find any?" I asked, hoping for no evil creatures to come to school....although my hope may eventually lost given the situation regarding the evil creature in question on the loose.
"Nope," Aunt Catherine said.
"No?" Cathyrine asked.
"Nope," Aunt Catherine said twice.
"So that mean the freshman orientation is safe and sound, right?" Cathyrine asked.
"Sis, just because there are no evil creatures heading towards the school doesn't mean the school is safe and sound at all times," Aunt Catherine said.
"Why?" Cathyrine asked.
"Why?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"Yeah, why?" Cathyrine asked.
"Well because somehow somewhere there are other things that could threaten Southern Watermelon," Aunt Catherine explained. "The neighborhood as whole that is. As well as the eventual possibility of any evil creature coming towards the school campus."
"Oh so the possibility of an evil creature coming to the freshman orientation hasn't been ruled out yet?" Cathyrine asked as she looks through the car mirror, glancing at her sister, aka Aunt Catherine.
"No," Aunt Catherine said.
Cathyrine sighed again "Okay, fingers crossed if there's no evil creatures coming to the Southern Watermelon High School freshman orientation."
"Yeah fingers crossed sis, you hope there's no evil creature coming to the Southern Watermelon High School freshman orientation," Aunt Catherine said.
"You hope there's no evil creatures coming to the freshman orientation as well," Cathyrine said.
"I hope," Aunt Catherine said before she kissed her teeth. "Girl, did you already heard that the evil creature is on the loose?" she asked.
"Yeah," Cathyrine said.
"And you heard from that morning call that there is a possibility that an evil creature is coming toward this school?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"Yeah," Cathyrine said.
"So instead of hoping and praying your big muscle ass that an evil creature won't approach towards the orientation, why don't you start hoping and praying that Southern Watermelon High School is safe with me," Aunt Catherine said. "You understand, sister. I got my uniform ready to burst down an evil creature's ugly-ass caboose."
"I get it, you have your uniform just in case if there's an evil creature threat is imminent," Cathyrine said.
"And you-- Well um...uhhhh," Aunt Catherine stutters for a moment. "Dressed like an innocent citizen because you're taking a day-off."
"Yes Catherine, I'm taking a day-off," Cathyrine said. "I'm going back to work with you tomorrow."
"Tomorrow?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"Yeah," Cathyrine said.
"You're going back to work with me tomorrow?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"Yeah," Cathyrine said. "Today I'm having a day-off."
"Okay," Aunt Catherine said.
"I have a question," I said.
"You have a question, Calhoun?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Okay," Aunt Catherine said.
"Did the message of the threat was sent from the security task force?" I asked.
"Well they didn't specifically say it's going to be Southern Watermelon High School," Aunt Catherine said. "But they said that the evil creature might be somewhere in the surrounding areas of the Southern Watermelon neighborhood and I figure that it will be the high school."
"Wait, you figure it that out?" I asked.
"Yeah," Aunt Catherine said.
"So the security task force didn't say exactly where the evil creature strike?" I asked.
"Nope, they said the evil creature will strike surrounding areas and they didn't name which exact designation will the evil creature target," she said.
"So that's why you're going to my new school?" I asked.
"Yep," she said. "But even if there is no threat of an evil creature I'll still can go to the freshman orientation."
"Because you want to support me, right?" I asked.
"Yeah," she said.
Thirty more seconds later as we rode to another street and then another street, I then take a sniff through my nose nostrils as I start to smell something. Something stinky. Stinky as fuck.
"Damn, who farted?" I asked as I squinch my eyes and start fanning my nose with my right hand.
"Damn, who what?" my mom Cathyrine asked.
"Farted?" I said.
"Who farted?" she asked.
"Yeah, who farted?" I asked.
"That would be Cathyrine right here," Aunt Catherine said.
"WHAT?!" Cathyrine reacted with shock.
"Don't 'WHAT?' me," Aunt Catherine said. "I can smell a godawful stinky intestinal gas without the sound of a trumpet."
And yes it was my mom who farted but now my mom is doing her best trying to cover her...silently stinky butt....with spectacular-ass failed results.
"Sister, your dreaming," Cathyrine said to her.
"I'M WHAT?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"I said, you're dreaming," Cathyrine said.
"I'm dreaming?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"Yeah," Cathyrine said.
"Oh oh," Aunt Catherine starts to sarcastically chuckle. "If I'm 'dreaming' right now, I'm dreaming of smelling your stinkin' car. Because you think the smell is not coming from your big butt, huh?"
Then we hear....."FFAAAARRRRRRTTTTTT!" Yep, my mom rip a VERY LOUD-ASS AND STINKY-ASS FART! But hey at least her farts weren't powerful like the farts she uses to attack the evil creatures.
"Eww mom," I said as I then held my green t-shirt over my nose, trying my best to block the smell from coming towards my beautiful-ass nose.
"Yeah eww sister," Aunt Catherine said to Cathyrine as she herself start fanning her nose with her right hand. "Have you brought Fartfighter with you?"
"FartWHAT?" Cathyrine asked.
Aunt Catherine kissed her teeth again as she believes that her sister is pretending that the medicine doesn't exist. "Don't act like you don't know," she said.
Cathyrine sighs again.
"Have you brought FartFighter with you?" Aunt Catherine asked.
"Well um...no," Cathyrine said.
"Oh wowww you didn't bring your FartFighter with you to curb up your stinky farts," Aunt Catherine said.
"Well I didn't bring my FartFighter with me---," Cathyrine explains.
"Why? Why?" Aunt Catherine asked, interrupting her sister.
"Because I didn't expected that I would rip a big amount of ass!" Cathyrine said as she glanced over her shoulder at Aunt Catherine while at the same time holding the steering wheel.
At this point I feel like I had enough. "Alright alright alright," I said as I pull my t-shirt away from my nose. "Mom, Aunt Catherine."
They both stopped arguing. My mom turn her head back upfront, quickly refocusing on the road.
"Can we all ride in peace?!" I asked, begging them to not launch insults at each other from this point on. "Man, I'm tired of this stupid-ass drama." There, I cursed. I cursed in front of my mom and my aunt. I never cursed before, but I did. They wouldn't mind it because they understand my frustration.
For a moment we all went quiet.
But I have something to say to my mom. "Mom, can you please...don't fart again?" I asked her. "Up until your evil creature hunting time?"
Cathyrine, aka my mom, took a deep-ass breath before she opens her mouth again. "Yeah, I will," she said to me. "I will not fart again. I will save my farts for my evil creature hunting time."
"Okay," I said.