On a beautiful day the next day, two African-American women named Cathyrine and Aunt Catherine, were walking down the Western Ridge Trail in the morning - well, early morning I should say - just less than hours before Rock Creek Park, meaning there’s still evil creatures summing the park.

“Do you see anything?” Aunt Catherine asked Cathryine said.

“Do you?” Cathryine replied.

“No,” Aunt Catherine said.

“Me neither,” Cathryine said.

“Well then let’s keep looking,” Aunt Catherine said.

And they did.

Suddenly as they continue walking down the trail, a nasty hand punches out a hole in the grass, prompting them to stop walking. Then, another hand punches out.

“Aunt Catherine, It’s that a monster?” Cathyrine asked.

“Yep, girlfriend, it’s a monster,” Aunt Catherine said.

Then an ugly head punches out. It appears to be a monster – a female monster, I should say – as she comes out of the buried grass.

“Hey there, bitches,” the female monster said to them before she then punches on the grass creating a wave that sends Cathyrine and Aunt Catherine flying and fell on their buttocks.

“Oww,” Cathyrine cried.

“Are you okay, sis?” Aunt Catherine asked.

“Yeah,” Cathyrine said as she glanced at her. “I’m fine.

They then pull themselves up and glanced at the female monster.

“Shit,” Cathyrine said without looking while rubbing her buttocks.

“Yeah, shit is right,” Aunt Catherine said rubbing her buttocks. “That monster is powerful as shit.”

They continue to stare at the female monster as the female monster runs towards them, then they looked at each other.

“You know what,” Aunt Catherine said getting herself up.

“What,” Cathyrine said.

“I think we need to defeat this piece of shit right fucking now,” Aunt Catherine said before striking her kung-fu posse. “Before it’s too late.”

“Oh I’m with you Aunt Catherine,” Cathyrine striking her posse.

Then they start SWING THEIR FISTS at the air at the female monster with a POWERFUL FORCE that hit the monster in the butt and crashing her into a taxi cab. Then the female monster pick herself up and look back at the girls.

“Okay Cathyrine,” Aunt Catherine said without looking. “This monster needs another smack in the ass.” And she did, THURSTING HER RIGHT FIST in the air CREATING ANOTHER WIND FORCE. But the monster misses as she went left.

“Oh not,” she said.

The force instead crash into the windows of a nearby building to the surprise of both Aunt Catherine and Cathryine. At the same time, the female monster had started to strengthen.

“Holy shit,” Aunt Catherine said as she and Cathyrine went thunderstuck.

“Yeah, holy shit is right,” Cathyrine said. “Guess we have to come up with a Plan B?” she said.

“B as in bitch?” Aunt Catherine asked as she glanced at her.

“Yeah,” Cathyrine said. “Try not to make her go stronger as fuck.”

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Aunt Catherine got confused. “And this is the Plan B?” she replied as she glanced at Cathyrine.

“Sorry but that’s all I come up right now,” Cathyrine said as she glanced at Aunt Catherine

The female monster starting running towards them again.

“Alright let’s defeat this bitchy monster with a whole lotta focus and stuff,” Aunt Catherine said.

“And this is this Plan B?” Cathyrine asked.

“Well if we look closely and aim at her better together, then we have a chance to not strengthen this bitch monster up,” Aunt Catherine said.

“Got it,” Cathyrine said.

As the female monster inches closes, she’s about to strike Aunt Catherine with a punch.

But Aunt Catherine then SUPER PUNCHES in the air again, but this time CREATING A FIREBALL hitting the female monster in the face, slightly sending her flying backwards before crashing near the sidewalk that is beside the same area it crashed into.

The female monster pick herself up again.

“I’ll handle this,” Aunt Catherine said.

“But wait,” Cathyrine said.

But Aunt Catherine starts CHARGING towards the monster. And before she could make another attack, the female monster moves her head and makes A POWERFUL WINDY FART, sending Aunt Catherine flying and crashed into the near end of the grass land. She spit out of the grass that was got into her mouth and looked at the monster

“You know what I think I can deal with this now,” Cathyrine said, looking at the monster before starting running.

The female monster looks towards Cathyrine and starting making POWERFUL WIND BURPS at her. But she makes a handstand backwards, making force coming out from the monster’s mouth sends a pile of things flying and crashing into windows and doors. She puts her hand on the grass, sticking her buttocks out and looked straight up while she is a few blocks away from the blast.

“Goddamn this monster is an idiot as fuck,” Cathyrine said.

Aunt Catherine, who picked herself up, looked at the monster again. “Hey,” she shouted, waiting for her attention. “Do you want to kick my big sexy ass?”

As soon as she asked that, the female monster BLOWS A FORCE OF WIND out of her mouth. But Aunt Catherine SIDE-FLIPS to avoid being hit. She looks at the female monster again. “It looks you are,” she continued. “But you can’t.”

The female monster BLOWS ANOTHER FORCE OF WIND at Aunt Catherine but she misses as Aunt Catherine does ANOTHER SIDE-FLIP. She looked at the monster once again.

“Well let’s see how it goes bitch,” she said before letting out a POWERFUL WIND BURP that sends the monster flying with INCREDIBLE SPEED, crashing yet another series of tree branches before landing back down.

Cathyrine begins to SPEED-RUN as the monster crashes into the bottom left side of the square grass park.

She stops running as Aunt Catherine walked toward her and they both looked at the monster, waiting to see if she’s defeated.

The monster slowly trying to pick herself up but struggling.

“Looks like the two of us grown-ass women can defeat this bitchy monster after all,” Cathyrine said.

“Let finish this with a big finish,” Aunt Catherine said.

“You mean a big -ass finish,” Cathyrine said as she glanced at Aunt Catherine.

“Yeah, a big-ass finish,” Aunt Catherine said while glanced at Cathyrine before they glanced back at the female monster.

Then they turn completely around and LEAP HIGH before placing their knees inwards towards themselves as their leaping starts to slow down, aiming their buttocks towards the female monster and BODYSLAM HER TOGETHER with a force so STRONG that not only generating a MASSIVE PILE OF DUST AND DEBRIS in the process but also generated an EARTHQUAKE that not only spreads throughout the park.

As the pile of dust and debris starts to dissipated after less than thirty seconds…thanks to Cathyrine’s super powerful AIR BURP! Once the picture is clear, it is revealed that her and her little sister’s team bodyslam also generated a BIG-ASS crator.

After that, Cathryine starts getting up, getting her butt off of the female monster. Aunt Catherine starts pulling out as well. They already breath heavily.

“Is she dead?” Cathyrine asked Aunt Catherine while glanicing at the female monster, which is now unable to move a thing.

Aunt Catherine then glanced at the same monster. “Yeah, I think so,” she said.

“Sounds like mission accomplished,” Cathyrine said.

“Yeah, mission accomplished,” Aunt Catherine said.

“Okay,” Cathyrine said as she glanced at Aunt Catherine. “Let’s go back home and get some breakfast.” She then turns around and starts walking away from the dead female monster.

“Yeah, pretty sure Calhoun have already cooked for us by the time we come back,” Aunt Catherine said as she follows her.

Suddenly, they hear a notification sound. Aunt Catherine pulled out her smartphone out of her pants pocket and saw a notification from the evil creature tracker app on her smartphone screen that reads:

One evil creature is heading towards picnic groove #7

Cathyrine gathered with Aunt Catherine and saw the notification as well. They both glanced at each other, wondering if they should fight the monster or they should call it a morning and leave this said evil creature to other evil creature hunters.

Then Cathryine had a different idea. “Okay what about this,” she said. “I’ll go and fight that one evil creature myself while you can go back to our house. I’m still gonna need some information but I just don’t need assistance.”

“For the moment?” Aunt Cathryine said.

“Nope,” Cathyrine said while shaking her head.

“Are you sure?” Aunt Catherine asked.

“Yeah,” Cathyrine said as she nodded. “I’ll be back eating breakfast with you and Calhoun.”

“Okay,” Aunt Catherine said as she starts walking away. “Good luck.”

After that, Cathyrine walks away as well….but with SPEED!