Phoebe

"You did WHAT?"

"Yeah, I got us our first sponsor!"

"Oh my god, Petunia, Mr. Cast- I mean, my backers aren't going to like this."

"What? Don't we need lots of money, though?"

"I mean, sure, but you should have checked with me first, I'll need to smooth it over with the backers. Oh my fucking god, Petunia. You didn't sign anything yet, did you?"

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"Well, no, I mean, but how can it be bad, don't your backers want us to succeed?"

"It's complicated, Petunia, there are ways you have to go about these things."

"Well, I'm sorry, I don't know anything about these backers of yours. How can I manage things, how can I manage this team if I don't know what, like, the resources are? Of course I'd try to find sponsors! Isn't that the first thing a team needs?"

"Yeah, I know, I just- fuck, I gotta figure out what to say to- the backers. I'm gonna go take a walk, do you think you can not do anything else dramatic for a couple of hours?"

"Dramatic?! I'm just trying to do what you asked me to do!"

"Okay but can you, like, do it less for a bit? Just, run these things by me before going all in, okay?"

"I was just trying to help! I'm sorry, I'm new at this and I don't want to waste time."

"I know, I know, just, like, take it easy, ok. I'll handle this, and then we'll know where we stand. Okay?"