[Mikaila]: Ah, hello. Testing, can anyone hear me? Oye, Sis. You did fix the power right?

[Sofia]: I was sure I did. Rather look, there’s a glowing red button over there

[Mikaila]: NO WAIT!

*explosions* slight scuffling could be heard.

[Mikaila]: Don’t you know you’re not supposed to press red buttons. Ugh… I swear, you people from fantasy worlds don’t know anything about technology.

[Sofia]: Can you blame me? Actually, what the hell even is technology? Is it something you eat?

“…”

[Mikaila]: Anyway… HELLO READERS. My name is Mikaila, titled the sword princess. As you all know, my story is currently on Hiatus and sadly will continued to be on hiatus. I swear the author is such a lazy idiot forgetting my story like that.

Fear not, I’m trying to get myself back into the land of stories. Don’t worry I’m trying everything. Hypnosis, trying to act nice. I’m even trying s…s… sed… AHH MOU. STUPID AUTHOR. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME SAY?

You could hear papers flying.

[Author]: You’re the one that wanted to tell our audience you’re alive… rather, do they even still know you?

[Mikaila]: Of course they do! Even one guy commented on my story hoping for it to continue

[Author]: ……… One?

[Mikaila]: … Well… you know, some… probably haven’t commented yet… right? Sofia?

[Sofia]: Huh… oh yes… Um. Yeah, they probably hadn’t had the chance to ask for you yet…

You could hear a door being slammed open.

[Lily]: WHO THE FUCK PRESSED THE BUTTON FOR MY PROTOTYPE CANNON!!!!

[Mikaila]: It was Sofia

[Sofia]: EHHH. SIS?

[Lily]: You, you’re coming with me

[Sofia]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Her voice gradually vanishes.

[Bryan]: Hey, what are you guys doing?

[Author]: Nothing much. Mikaila just wanted to let people know that she and her story are still alive

[Bryan]: Ehhh… you mean that story that everyone should have forgotten about

[Mikaila]: Hey, don’t get cocky just because you’re getting more screen time than I am right now buddy

[Bryan]: Hah. You really think people will return to that shitty story?

[Author]: Shitty?

[Bryan]: ahhhh… I mean, you know. Just the character

[Author]: … even I made that character you know

[Bryan]: … Well either way, the story you’re making now is better so just finish it

[Mikaila]: Ehh… What about me then?

[Bryan]: Just find a corner and cry. No one can stop my story now… MUWAHAHAHA

[Mikaila]: Muuuuu… just because you’re a guy. I WAS A GUY TOO YOU KNOW… UGH… fight me

[Bryan]: With what? Comparing breast sizes

[Mikaila]: That’s a great idea. Seeing as you’re a guy, I would win instantly

You could feel the happiness from the other side of this recording

[Bryan/Catalea]: Genus Transformation

…

[Mikaila]: I lost…

[Catalea]: Hah… that’s what you get. Don’t think you can win over me that easily

Maniac like laughter could be heard

You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story.

[Author]: Anyway, so there you have it. Mikaila is still alive, though Bryan/Catalea is keeping her in a good leash. Who knows, something surprising may happen soon. Maybe… still don’t know. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy reading this, and like always com…

[Mikaila| Bryan/Catalea]: AUTHOR

[Author]: DYAH, What the hell are you two doing??????? Why are you both in swimsuits?

[Mikaila| Bryan/Catalea]: Which one of us is looks better?

You could hear the author sweating

[Author]: … I will not partake in this farce

[Mikaila]: … Farce… you think this is a joke

You could hear a fire crackling in the radio

[Bryan/Catalea]: I guess that’s your way of saying we don’t look good right.

A sword was drawn out of its sheath

[Author]: Duh, wait. Girls… wait a minute, you two used to be guys? Why do you care?

[Mikaila| Bryan/Catalea]: EAT THIS/DIE!

[Author]: GYAHHHHH

*Explosions and metal clashing could be heard, followed by more destructions.

[Editor]: Rest in peace Author. You will not be forgotten. Anyway, allow me to finish everything that the author wanted to say. Apparently he's slowly thinking about what's going to happen with the other story. RIght now, he's told me nothing yet so I can only wait. As for this... We will continue to work on it, but real life stuff happens so we still can't guarantee a fluent time frame for the chapter releases. So just expect 1 every sunday at least. Some people were asking, why are you sending this message out. Well, the author gave me one answer. The next chap is still not done, but he wants to do something for April fools day, so here we are. Well, I hope you enjoyed this short break from the series, and We will see you later.

Update (I forgot to put my collaborators input):  [Collaborators office]: Hello. This is co or your friendly neighborhood friend SPIDER***. Jk This is the collaborator here and I make most of the ideas concerning the layout of the land, culture and technology of Bryan’s wor…

“OI DON’T TOUCH THAT!”

Ahem… anyway back to the point. Due to some new creative ideas and some inspiration (P.S. I’m a nerd) We have carefully planned the construction of the city in the later chapters.

I also have a lot of other things up in my sleeve since the author (I think it’s a she), me and my gf have many ideas that are still coming your way.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. When’s the next chapter? When will Brian be turned into a girl permanently.

Jk.

Well this is only the tip of a very large iceberg.

Now as to what is to come (Not telling… much), while me and the author were writing so many feels recently (Courtesy of the author herself(STILL THINK SHE’S A GIRL)) Expect a feel coaster coming your way sometime in the near future. Probably soon… maybe… the author is kind of lazy. Maybe I should lock her in a room with only a laptop/pc to write for all eternity. >:) 

P.s/hint: This story is canon