Synopsis
Summoner of Darkness (The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane)
Back from the dead, once again with Unicorn in tow, and now with the Thullid priest ZooLock his prisoner shackled in chains, Quaraun is headed back to The Screaming Unicorn Tavern in Old Orchard Beach, but finds himself cursed with endless bad luck, as one thing after another drops out of the sky in his path.
Highwaymen, hellhounds, a turtle as big as a house, fire breathing butterflies, a train station from the 20th century, and a strange glow-in-the-dark demonic wizard with pockets full of sheep, who sits in a red armchair in poppy field in the 1400s reading 1980s spellbooks books by Gary Gaygax.
Quaraun goes head to head against The Gremlin, a time traveling wizard from the future who refuses to allow the Pink Necromancer back into Old Orchard Beach, where since his last visit, an evil Sorcerer named HellBorne has erected a giant cursed lighthouse known as The Black Tower.
ZooLock however has other plans, and while 4 rival wizards tear up the town in a wizard's duel, the Squid Headed Aliens From Neptune's Moon and their armies of JellyFish worshiping cultists arrive in town to perform a ritual that will unleash an Elder Brain Chaos Demon, known as The Sacred Pink JellyFish on the world. Too bad they didn't know she was already in town and living in Quaraun's skull.
The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane follows the everyday life of The Pink Necromancer, a Moon Elf wizard, whom was deemed “insane” after murdering his wife and children, in an attempt to resurrect his dead lover as a Lich. The series is set on an alternative Earth, that is mostly real Earth, with magical races and magic elements added, spanning from the year of Quaraun’s birth 800A.D. to the year of his death 2525, and as he is a homeless travelling wizard for hire, the stories can take place anywhere.
Also known as The Sacred Pink JellyFish aka SunTa, Quaraun lives a double life as the last female Thullid (Lovecraftian-type female alien JellyFish), whom has eaten the brain of male Moon Elf Quaraun, and is living in his reanimated corpse passing herself off as him, while she hides her 7million eggs in his skull, waiting for the right time to implant them in Human hosts and turn the world into Thullids.
I started this series in 1978 and in the 43 years of writing it, it now spans 200+ volumes containing 2,000+ short stories. Which means it could take me a few years to get them uploaded. Plus I’m still writing new content for the series weekly as well. Uploads will be a mix of old and new writing. I don’t know how many of them I will be uploading here to Royal Road or how frequent uploads will be. I will plan for 1-x-week and hope for 1-x-day.
I plan to upload these as multiple collections on a “theme”. This one, “Summoner of Darkness” features stories of Quaraun the Insane vs his arch nemesis HellBorne The Summoner of The Darkness.
Possible Trigger Warnings: The series contains mentions/scenes of drinking, drug use, strong violence, suicide, body horror, gore, and violent murder.
In celebration of it's 50th anniversary, The entire Quaraun Series - all 200+ previously published novels and 2,000+ previously published short stories are being released here, for the first time available free to read online.
Yes, this is a "reprint" of a book published in the 1970s. This is not new or being written, it was finished 50 and published years ago. All chapters are being uploaded on a release schedule, but the story is already finished and complete.
NOTE: Each “chapter” is its own short story that stands on its own. The collected chapters, as a whole, tell many facets of the events surrounding Quaraun’s life and the lives of his friends and family. As such, the “chapters” do not progress in a linear beginning to end fashion, rather, they move forward and backward in time, including time travel portal travel, and flashbacks. The full series spans a time period from 800A.D. to the year 2525, with stories zipping back and forth to any era between those years.
This means you can read each “chapter” on its own, in any order, without reading the ones before or after it, or can read them in any order you please, if you choose to do so.
It’s lots and lots and lots of short stories about one character and his friends and family. Every main character with in each story is somehow a friend or relation to Quaraun, even in the stories Quaraun himself does not appear in.
I’ve tried to make sure editing was complete before uploaded, but some typos or grammar errors may have slipped through. If so, I’ll edit those as I notice them.
Note: I am Scottish, and this book is written in my native language. NO, BoomFuzzy's dialogue is NOT a made up language it is a very real world language called Gypsy Cant also known as Scottish English also known as Gaelic- if you have trouble understanding him, there are plenty of Scottish English/Gaelic to American English Dictionaries out there. American English is not my native language, and this series uses Scottish English spellings and grammar. (No, this is NOT UK English or British English)
As this is my first time uploading to Royal Road, I may not have formatted these early ones correctly. If so, I’ll edit and try again.
I hope you enjoy reading this series as much as I have enjoyed writing it.
Many hugs, from EelKat
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Table of Contents
- 1Chapter 1: Introducing GhoulSpawn2024-11-13
- 2Chapter 2: The Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness2024-11-13
- 3Chapter 3: EelKat and The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin2024-11-13
- 4A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 1 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 5Chapter 4: The Moon Elves of Ivujivik2024-11-13
- 6Chapter 5: The Return of ZooLock2024-11-13
- 7Chapter 6: The Gremlin's Warning - Quaraun Meets The Gremlin2024-11-13
- 8Chapter 7 - Part 1: A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond2024-11-13
- 9Chapter 7 - Part 2: A Day At Witch Pond2024-11-13
- 10Chapter 7 - Part 3: Fleeing To The Forest2024-11-13
- 11Chapter 8: Santa's Dead Floating Body2024-11-13
- 12A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 2 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 13Chapter 9: Worms!2024-11-13
- 14Chapter 9A: The Glow-In-The-Dark Sun Elf Who Fell From The Sky2024-11-13
- 15A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 3 Part 1 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 16A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 3 Part 2 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 17Chapter 10: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka2024-11-13
- 18Chapter 9B: Letter to Home - How the Phooka Does His Illusions2024-11-13
- 19A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 4 Part 1 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 20A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 4 Part 2 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 21A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 4 Part 3 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 22A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 4 Part 4 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 23Chapter 11 - Part 1: The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death2024-11-13
- 24Chapter 11 - Part 2: The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death2024-11-13
- 25Chapter 11 - Part 3: The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death2024-11-13
- 26Chapter 11A: Another Letter To Home2024-11-13
- 27A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 5 Part 1 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 28A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 5 Part 2 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 29A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 6 Part 1 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 30A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 6 Part 2 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 31A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 7 Part 1 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 32A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 7 Part 2 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 33A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 8 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 34A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 9 Part 1 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 35A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 9 Part 2 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 36A Tale of Pocket Lich Chapter 9 Part 3 - A Summoner of Darkness Prequel2024-11-13
- 37Chapter 12: The River Boat Man-Woman2024-11-13
- 38Chapter 13: The Strange Village or I Love The Smell Of Decomposing Bodies In The Morning2024-11-13
- 39Chapter 14: The Golden Rooster2024-11-13
- 40Chapter 15: Meeting Mallac2024-11-13
- 41Chapter 16: A Serial Killer at Large2024-11-13
- 42Chapter 17: The Summoner of The Darkness2024-11-13
- 43Chapter 18: Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries2024-11-13
- 44Chapter 19: Visiting The Scene of Murder #1 With An UnGelded Stallion2024-11-13
- 45Chapter 20: I Never Wanted To Be a Wizard2024-11-13
- 46Chapter 21: Sheep Again2024-11-13
- 47Chapter 22: Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp2024-11-13
- 48Chapter 23: Quaraun, Unicorn, GhoulSpawn, Chastity Cages, and Whores2024-11-13
- 49Chapter 24: Tumbling Down Stairs With Slutty Elves and Angry Liches2024-11-13
- 50Chapter 24A: The Dungeon Master's Manual, 4th edition2024-11-13
- 51Chapter 25: Where Are You Hiding That Horse?2024-11-13
- 52Chapter 26: The Hostess Twinkie Aisle of Biddeford Wal-Mart2024-11-13
- 53Chapter 27: HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower, Summoner of The Darkness2024-11-13
- 54Chapter 28: The Map of The Town2024-11-13