“Rat boy! Use quick attack!” Gravi screamed angrily while mashing the buttons on his controller. The command was accepted by his gaming device, and a message materialized on his screen: “It was not very effective.” The opposing Beta Boy, an emasculated femboy, used femkiss, and it was super effective. Rat boy fainted. Gravi looked at the CRTV he took from the dumpster for a moment before realizing his anger. He tried to kick the TV, but it absorbed him like the inverse version of the Bing (r).

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