My mother shouted. Her golden eyes suddenly turned red and glared toward father.

She knows what is happening right now so she immediately tried to stand up from her bed, but father just wave his hand and smile. My mother stopped but still glaring daggers at my father.

As if the very space itself is waving, my vision was slightly distorted, but I feel like I will lose something if I cry, so I held my ground.

(Author: is that what newborn baby thinks nowadays?

Lyle: What can I say, I’m pretty amazing! Buwahahaha)

I stared at him for I thought is an eternity! But the truth is barely a minute just passed. Cold sweat forming at my newborn body. When I thought I will faint and crushed, the pressure suddenly vanished in thin air. I’m still looking at him, when suddenly he laughed so hard I though the whole place will shake.

“HAHAHA EXCELLENT!!! Leila, our baby is incredible! He will become the strongest man in the continent no maybe in the world. HAHAHA he might even surpassed this old man! Even if it’s only  a little bit pressure, he withstood it, he didn’t even cry! HAHAHA”

My father was delighted! He was laughing maniacal as if he just owned the world, but unlike him mother was pissed.

Surely pissed, she was glaring towards father as if she wanted to kill him.

She stood up and grabbed me from him. She looks at me with concerned eyes, as if checking if something wrong with me then glared back at him and shout.

“JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY? WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO HIM!!!”

“well, he’s staring at me intently, so I just couldn’t help it! And most of all, he is the first draconian who is born with black eyes. See, isn’t he fascinating”

‘hm? Really? I don’t have mom’s beautiful golden eyes or dad’s fierce red eyes? How dissapointing’

“Even so! It’s still not alright to do it! He is still a baby and he just born a few minutes ago!”

“I’m sorr…”

*knock! Knock*

Father couldn’t finish his apology because of the knock in the door of the room. He’s playful demeanor change as he turned around and open it.

Standing there was a man wearing a full silver armor with a red dragon engraved in the center. A sword with red hilt was dangling in his side. His grandeur appearance can easily be called a knight.

“Gil, you do know that today is the day my child will be born” asked my father.

“Y-yes your majesty” answered the man who seemed a knight.

“Then why are you here, Gil? I thought I made myself clear that I don’t want to be disturbed today!”

Without a trace of smile and happiness from before, his stoic face showed no expression while his voice turned cold.

“Y-your majesty, t-they’ve began to move!”

As if the surrounding is on fire, the temperature around the room significantly rised.

“Deal with…”

“Dear you can go! No need to worry about us,”

“But…Arrgh...fine I will be back shortly”

He walked toward us and kissed my mom on her lips while he kissed my forehead.

“I’ll be back shortly son. Be a good boy. Let’s go Gil”

He turned around and left.

Mom stared at the door for a while and said.

“That is why I hate war *sigh* I hope you leave in an era without a war Lyle”

She kissed my forehead just like what father did to me, and then look outside the window.

‘I see, so there is war’

While thinking about the war, I didn’t notice my mother was now looking at me.

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“Lyle, don’t hate your father for what he did to you a while ago, okay! He may be rowdy and scary sometimes but he is a good man. Actually the best man I’ve ever met”

‘Did they think newborn Babies can understand what’s going on around them? *sigh* oh well’

I stretch both of my hands towards her face. As if sensing my intention she slowly moves her face closer to mine.

When she was just a palm from my face and I could even feel her breath, I slapped her lightly on her cheeks with both of my hands, seeing her surprised face I couldn't help but burst into laughter.

‘How can I hate my own father? Heck, he’s one cool father, don’t you think?’

Mother’s surprise only lasted a moment as she also laugh along with me.

“Roana look! Did you think he understand me?”

Suddenly asked by my mother.

‘Roana? Roana who? Aren’t we the only ones here in..’

“Yes your majesty, I think he did”

“WAAAAH!!!”

I accidentally screamed. I totally forgot about her.

(Author: did you really forgot her at that time? Or you just forgot right now and adlib?

Lyle: hell no, this is really what happened last time. I’ve got my first surprised for the first time in my  new life.  She just suddenly showed up and answered.)

“It seems like you scared him, Roana”

“I-I’m sorry your majesty”

“*sigh* its okay!”

‘eh really? She’s here all this time? Why couldn’t I notice her? No, maybe because I’m too occupied because of father’s pressure. That’s it! That must be it’

“Your majesty, you must lay down on the bed! You just finished your delivery”

Roana said while wearing a worried look

‘Ah! I forgot! That’s right, I might not know more about giving birth but it’s definitely not healthy to move around too much just after delivery’

“It’s fine! We have tremendous vitality”

But mom just shrugged it off.

‘hm? Now that she mention it, that must be also the reason why I’m not that tired just after I was born! Hmm, makes sense. Normally, I should have been sleeping right now’

“E-even so…”

With Roana’s persistence, mom finally gave  in.

“Okay, okay! I’ll just lay down right!”

Mother climb again at the bed while carrying me. Suddenly

*grumble*

My stomach growl.

‘Looks like I’m hungry! hahaha’

Hearing this, she smiled and quickly brought me up, and then, as she held me with one hand, she started lifting the top of her dress.

‘wha !’

Seeing that, I got flustered instantaneously. Even though I knew I was going to have to do this it still is too embarrassing, my heart is not ready yet. What could I say, I have my own consciousness.

‘Having consciousness might be a blessing, hehe but still I want to hide. It’s so embarrassing!’

I protested in vain but when she brought me close to her chest I couldn’t help myself but started sucking unconsciously.

‘Maybe because of my primordial instinct? If god is true, I want to meet him…..

And grovel for this wonder… ehem! Strange experience! But for now!  Itadakimasu!’

I went asleep right after my stomach was full. Because of the things I experience for the first time in this world (including that wonder….. ehem! Strange experience being breast feed) I can say I have a great and wonderful day.

(Author: pervert

People at the back: pervert

Lyle: NOOOOOO!!! YOU’VE GOT IT WRONG!!!)