Roland Frost was ecstatic when a well timed delivery truck to the face gave him a ride to ancient Rome. Surely, with the power of modern knowledge, chatGPT, and a little bit of luck, everything would be fine… right? Unfortunately, with three emperors dead and a fourth to go, Rome may not have the revolution Roland would like to see.  In which a lovable idiot tries his best to be a proper tech uplift protagonist, but finds less success than we might hope.