I’m almost hesitant to read this, something at the level of ‘Unique’... it doesn’t… seem like I should have that at level ten? Er I mean unless, like I said assuming orange doesn’t mean COMMON. I will be… so sad if it does, like I might get off for the night it is kind of late. And I have been slacking on UB…
AHGUWAGHa, whatever! I should be able to tell if it's a unique or not just by what it does.
Please please please please please please please please please please-
Bearer Of The Promised Fables-HAH???????????? WHAT IS THAT NAME-
Passive
This skill can be recycled!
This skill will subsume Efficacy and refund its invested levels!
Bearer Of The Promised Fables-All monsters under the user's command gain a 25% increase to their stats. All monsters with a class of rare or above heal an additional 2% of their HP per 3 seconds while in [Recall]. All monsters under the user’s command with a class of rare or above gain 50% true damage reduction while below 25% of their maximum hp. All monsters under the user's command with a class of epic or above gain an additional 15% increase to their stats.
What the fuck?
So is this unique or legendary, cause like, I’m leaning on legendary here? But at the same time legendary is supposed to be some wack completely broken shit, no? So… probably unique. I mean, I know how I can check…
Call… of the void…
It’ll ask if you want to reset it or not, just-just push the but-
Are you sure you would like to recycle unique skill, Bearer Of The Promised Fables?
HELL NO I DON’T WANT TO RECYCLE IT!
Okay, well obviously I’m taking this-there’s a second paragraph?
THERE’S A SECOND PARAGRAPH? That’s a first for a skill-
The user may convert the HP, MP, or stamina of themselves or any monsters under their control into equivalent recovery for themselves or a monster under their control at the cost of their own MP depending on how much is transferred. When using Mythical Descent, stats may be freely transferred from the user to their synced monster.
I… don’t even have that ability. Bruh? What the heck, game, why are you giving me half finished abilities-I MEAN, thank you very much for this totally not broken passive that lets me bypass Screech’s stamina restriction and gives a massive buff to all my monsters at all times.
Oh, wait, there’s… one more line…
All monster’s with a class of unique or above under the user’s command gain Legendary Resistance.
Oh, wait, I can click on that, unlike whenever another skill is mentioned, given it’s highlighted… what is that?
Legendary Resistance-When inflicted with a fatal blow, become invulnerable for 5 seconds. 1 Week cooldown.
…This is truly the skill of all time. That just means you literally cannot lose a monster above unique rating unless you willingly let them die. Since if they’re invulnerable for five, and you only need three to [Recall] them… Well, that conundrum answers itself, no?
Okay so I don’t even need to ponder this one, right everybody? Yada yada, picking [Aura Of Inspiration] over god mode everybody, sorry, the game would just be too easy! Here we g-
You are the first player to get a unique skill!
+20 luck!
You are the first player in server 64 to get a unique skill!
+5 luck!
Oopsie, picked the wrong thing-ALSO WHAT???
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Meanwhile
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“JM, just calm down-”
“ARE YOU #$*%(! KIDDING ME I’M GONNA !@$! %*(!%& !(!(@&% !@%(!&@%&!@%)! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAD THE REQUIREMENTS FOR A MOTHER #@*%@&%@ UNIQUE LINE SKILL?! TIME TO ADD A NAME TO THE LIST! I THINK I’LL CALL HIM ### %@!*%(*( #)!( LUCK TAMER THE WAY HE HAS LADY LUCK ON A ##( %^*# LEASH!”
“Dude… it’s not that deep?”
“…@!(&$!*@&*!^@%*!@^$*!@($*!@($&!@(%&@!(%&-”
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Meanwhile
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Not even first server wide, just, straight up, first to get a unique? Erm, what? IT'S BEEN A WEEK! You mean to tell me in this span of time, not one of the (no doubt billions of) people playing have gotten a unique throughout the whole of the game, but I just so happened to stumble into one while messing around in the boonies by rerolling a few cards? Really?
Well, I won’t doubt my luck, that’s just why I have thirty one of it I suppose. I alone am the lucky one.
…Does having luck make you more likely to get rarer cards on skill selections? I mean, I only had six…
Well, if I get all uniques on my next hand, I suppose I’ll have an inkling as to that particular truth.
In other news!
HP 298/298
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…So close to three hundred! But not quite. But, praytell, did Screech hit 200 MP…?
MP 206/206
Ah, lovely! Satisfy my ocd my favorite problem child. Very cool of you, very cool indeed. Speaking of that problem child… might as well put my new skill to the test. And also my three skill levels that I have just lying around now… and also my five stat points, GOOD LORD I have a lot of menu work to do, and I’ve gotta start learning professions and-whatever that can all wait… what’s Screech’s stamina?
33/126
Mhm… so let’s just start small here, think about using it and… I want to transfer twenty stamina to Screech.
I’m not sure if I’d really count this as a “passive” skill per se, but then again Screech also has [Elemental Magic] and that’s a passive, so… whatever! This passive I just got also has like three paragraphs of information to it though, so it’s probably important and what not. Anyways as everything was, I can feel a bit of the wind in my chest just kind of go, poof!
Not like literal wind, but the fatigue set in almost immediately, though bled away just as quickly. I’m not genuinely tired or anything like that, barely even winded really, but it was a bit of a shock.
Now… whatnot with having full MP for sake of control… how much did that consume?
52/56
…Only four.
Let’s give Screech… forty stamina.
44/56
You know, I really do strive to have as wide a vocabulary as possible, right? But, what the fuck.
In the blink of an eye and at the cost of ten MP.
94/126
Boom. My pocket nuke is already recharged. This is truly the skill of all time to give me Omniscient, thanks for that. I’ll make… good use of it.
“...”
Oh, uh oh-
“What the heck was that I feel so much better all of a sudden what did you just do what did you just do what did you just do what did you just do-”
“It’s a new skill I got!”
I’d shove her back if that was possible on a physical level. Despite not being here in it, somehow it still felt like she had been looming over me… even though she’s like, a fifth of my size at a generous estimation.
“Okay, okay, I can tell you’re excited, but before you bombarde me, one moment?”
“I’m listening!”
Thirty stamina, just to top her off real quick…
“There-oh my gosh oh my gosh you just did it again how are you doing that!?”
“New skill, I can switch stats around between You, Me, Jasper, Jerry, anybody who’s with us really.”
“...Mhn?”
“New skill.”
“...Mm.”
“Whaddya mean it sounds familiar?”
“Mmh… Meh.”
“...Okay, nevermind then. Anyways, Screech-”
“YEeeeeeeeeeES?”
“...If you can wait, ehhh, give or take five minutes… you know that ‘real nice day’ you asked about earlier?”
“yeeeeEEeeeees?”
“You get to have that! Magic, messing around, food, to your heart’s content! All that, if you just give me five minutes.”
“Are you serious?”
“Do I sound like I’m lying?”
“No! Alright that sounds great! I’ll stay quiet for five minutes! One two three four five six-”
“Don’t count that fast. Also counting out loud isn’t staying quiet.”
“Oops.”
“Right, starting now… start counting.”
Just so we’re clear the time is 7:37 right now. If she makes a peep before 7:42… I dunno what exactly I’d do, but I’d chastise her-I’m so wasting time!
DEAD, RAT, SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
Sprinting towards one of the collapsed bodies amidst the still standing phantoms, I break my momentum with a slide, coming to a stop right in front of the thing.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, PLEASE GOD have an auto loot feature, I am gonna be majorly upset if there isn’t one.
Fffffffffffffhhhhhhhh, alright… doink!
Dismantle?
Y/N
Okay, thank you.