Evil Man, Good Man.

One day an Evil Man and a Good Man met in the forest where a [Forest Spirit] lived.

The Evil Man said to the Good Man:

“Good Man, sit with me. Let’s have brown tea.”

The Good Man, however, said:

“Evil Man, this is a bad idea! We are in the middle of the forest, what if a monster attacks us!”

The Evil Man then said:

“Oh, it’s no problem, we can deal with it. Besides, in this forest there is a Forest Spirit, it will protect us from monsters!”

Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

The Good Man then said:

“Oh, if there’s a Forest Spirit then we are safe!”

And then they drank brown tea, but the Evil Man didn’t drink as much as he made the good man drink.

So, when the Good Man was sleeping, the Evil Man slit its throat and took its purse.

“Foolish Good Man” – He said.

“As if the Forest Spirit is going to protect you from me!”