After all I told those kids.

They went and did it.

And it was Alvin and Jacen no less.

Those two, haven’t I said they couldn’t make it?

At least now they seem to be keeping it together.

After I made sure they wouldn’t sleep in the same room anymore.

They could be doing it when they are out of the house, but kids don’t do it.

“Alice, you’re making that weird face again.”

“Remembering your one-night affair, is it? Oh, if John knew!”

“Haha, I’m sure he would break into all of the houses in the village with his spear in hand and threaten everyone until someone said it was them!”

“I said it already, it isn’t anything like that.”

Those may be my childhood friends, but why are them so focused on sleeping with other men?

“Oh, common. It’s been a couple years already. Aren’t you going to tell us who is it? Did the two of you broke up? Or are you having a secret romance? Uhm?”

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“Sew this boot and stop teasing me.”

“Oh, someone said something sensitive! So, the two of you are still going together to this day?! By the heavens, you can’t let John know! Ever!”

Ahr.

At least it’s better than they knowing what really bothers me.

Maybe I should let it rest already?

Two years without doing it with each other, Alvin and Jacen must have taken separated paths already, right?

They even have a girl on their small group.

Maybe one of them will marry her. That would be good. I can see myself holding my own grandson one day.

“Oh, she’s smiling now!”

“Oh my, you get off by doing it at his back?”

“Good heavens!”

“Well, they always say the quiet ones are the truly lewd ones, doesn’t them?”

“Oh my, oh my, Alice, Alice, I can’t believe you.”

Let it rest already, will you!