Nemesis Engine engaged.  Nemesis found... Transporting...  And now that I had EVERYTHING going in the right direction, I'm sucked into another world as a scullery maid because some ex-boyfriend from high school still hates me?  Seriously?  I was pre-med!  I had a family!  And a cat! What do you mean I can have my cat?  Well, that's a start...but once I get the hang of this, someone is going to pay because if I'm what you wished for, your genie doesn't like you.  Did I mention I can cook? Finished and Complete Warning - this book is primarily a subtle satire and LitRPG.  It makes fun of writers, breaks the fourth wall on a dare, makes a very subtle jab at AI writing, and does a serious flip on a time loop to keep it real.