After a few more hours of training the party decided their wasn’t anymore they could do without any actual combat and headed upstairs to wait on there great creator.
“Can you believe they just kept hitting us,?”
“Yeah I know, what arseholes,”
“Didn’t they hear us screaming in pain? Or pleading to stop?”
“I think they just ignored us,”
“Hey guys, I think our mouths don’t move,”
“Don’t be an idiot, of course they move.”
“But your talking and its not moving. Hear me out what if we are talking to each other right now with our minds,”
“I think you’re an idiot and you should feel bad for saying that. Why would the great creator give us mouths if they didnt move?”
“Oh right. I should have thought about that,”
“Yes you should have. Next thing you will be saying is our purpose is to have the holy living thlump beat out of us,”
“Moving on to the original subject, how is everyone doing?”
“Well I’m just a head.”
“Oh right the bony one popped your head off,”
“Yeah I’m sure I will get better,”
“Get better, what are you going to do? You are limbless,”
“I’ll gnaw his fracking legs off if I have to,”
“Heh heh,”
“What’s so funny?”
“That little ball of light firing those ticklish flames. Then it attacked the bony one,”
“Yeah that was funny,”
“You know what else was good?”
“What?”
“That tiny crazy scaly thing giving us a massage with the light show.”
“Yeah but it really started to burn after a while and hurt,”
“All things in moderation,”
“I liked when the big eared fella puked his guts out, not so much him throwing mine over there,”
“What I really want to know is the last one she spent hours trying to choke us with those ropes I guess,”
“Yeah what of it?”
“What of it? We are made of wood and we don't breathe. Why was she choking us and feeling so good about it?”
“Why were they doing any of it?“
“We went over that,”
“We did?”
“Yes its because they’re arseholes,”
“Oh yeah,”
“Oh hey guys, look, the room is on fire,”
“Well thlump we are going to die, talk to you guys later,”
Silent screams that only Kelvin could hear, and ignore, filled the second floor.
“Ah, I know they were dummies but come on how thick do you have to be before you get that no one hears you? I ignored them as long as I could but I just couldn't take it any longer. I mean look what they did to me I’m rambling to myself. They are not getting respawned unless needed. Now back to work,” Kelvin says to himself in a hushed manic voice.
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“Everyone, gather up in Delphi’s boss room,” Kelvin announces.
“Well that was a nice week of relaxation,” Bobbi says stretching.
“Yeah there's no place like home,” Hooknose says.
“Aww, me and N.A.V.I. haven't finished our book yet,” Swaggle whines.
“You heard the creator, come on it's time,” Delphi says with excitement.
“Wow, Delphi sure is ready to go,” N.A.V.I. says.
“I’m surprised you aren't,” Bobbi says.
“Huh?” N.A.V.I. says, confused
“Your faerie friends. Is that ringing a bell?” Bobbi say.
“Oh my creator, I got so sucked up into how great this place is waiting to leave I forgot. If any of you tell them when we find them I’ll fly down your throats!” N.A.V.I. says.
Wincing Swaggle nods.
“Oh good, you're here, we have some things to go over before you leave. First off that cart needs something to pull it so I spawned some creatures to do so they are called Hilltop Goats, they will listen to you, they only eat plants and are quite dumb so don’t expect them to talk. I also gave you some reigns and modified the wagon to hook them up to it. Thank you Swaggle and Hook nose for bringing it in here.” Kelvin says.
“Wait did we do that?” Swaggle asks.
“I don’t remember.” Hooknose says.
“No, you didn’t. I just had to expand my domain outside 30 feet while making gear no problem. Kelvin replies sarcastically.
“Oh good,” Swaggle says.
“Umm... I think we are in trouble,” Hooknose says.
“No, if we were in trouble he would have killed us,” Swaggle replies chipperly.
“Swaggle, you just gave me the best idea. Thank you!” Kelvin says, dropping part of the ceiling on Hooknose and Swaggle leaving nothing but a bloody puddle.
N.A.V.I. having barely dodged the falling death trap turned a sickly shade of green before popping out of existence her dependence on swaggles mana causing a critical failure in her link to reality.
“Well, I just learned a valuable lesson to pay more attention to my surroundings and to listen to who’s talking to me,” Delphi says.
‘Good now let me clean this up and respawn them,” Kelvin says.
“Ow! Swaggle you and your big mouth, just once keep it shut.” Hooknose says.
“Yeah! Keep your Frackin mouth shut or I will shut it for you!” N.A.V.I. yells while glowing a crimson red with the faint outline of a skull in her light.
“Okay, okay, quiet down it’s time for your new gear, first up Bobbi,”
Then in front of Bobbi a Dark woodland brown robe with hood Materialized, every seem is trimed with autumn leaves, a pair of brown fur lined boots with matching trim appeared beside them. A small pair of brown leather gloves with a gold leaf on the back of the palm, a satchel and a carved oak staff adorned with spiders inside the satchel are vials of various sizes.
“This is the Dark woodland set it will aid in what your lacking, defense,”
“It’s very nice and much better than what i'm wearing now,” Bobbi says.
“Up next is Swaggle,” Kelvin says.
In front of Swaggle a set of robes appeared, coloured purple and black with a hood, at the neckline is a amulet with a moon and a blood red eye in the middle. Laying next to the robes is a book with the moon symbol on its cover and a satchel to carry it with.
“This is the Moongazers set; it also aids in defense,” Kelvin says.
“Very fancy and worthy of me,” Swaggle says while greedily grabbing his new clothes.
“Next is Delphi,” Kelvin says.
Before Delphi appears a dark red tunic with leather sewn into it, Dark grey breeches also with leather sewn in lay beside the tunic, Sitting on top is a tall pair of dark hard leather boots, a Grey and red warriors headband and a pair of studded leather gloves are also on top.
“This is the Steadfast warriors set, once again defense,” Kelvin says.
“It’s Beautiful,” Delphi says their non existent breath catching in wonder.
“Last but not least Hooknose, now I just altered what you brought but I think you're going to like it,” Kelvin says.
Appearing before Hooknose is a full plate set of armour the colour of onyx and steel with golden trim. Embossed on the chest and shoulders is a twin headed gold dragon spewing fire on to the arms of the set, at its side lies a long sword and heater shield. The long sword’s pommel is a dragons Claw holding a steel gem as the peen block, the grip is wrapped in reinforced leather and stylized as the dragons forearm, while the guard is a pair of curved wyvern fangs.
emblazoned on the shield is the same twin headed gold dragon as the armour with each mouth hold a stylized orb one white and one black.
“This is the Twin Dragon warden set, it well you can guess upgrades your defense,” Kelvin says.
“Now this!This is armour!” Hooknose says.
“Hang on a minute, aren't I the boss? Because that looks way more boss-like than what I got,” Delphi says.
“Oh don’t get jealous and besides you don’t wear heavy armour, and having enemies underestimate you gives you an advantage,” Hooknose says. While donning his new armour.
“Yeah, I guess,” Delphi says petulantly
“Hey I put mine on but I don’t feel different,” Bobbi says.
“Oh that’s simple see I only can do so much which is why you have your quests to begin with so the only enchantment I put on these is self repair the defense is from how well they are made and how strong you guys are. Now I will absorb your old gear, refund some of my assets, and get to back to work. You will find your travel supplies by the door, see you lot later.