“Nani!” (TenTen) said out loud in surprise.

“What’s wrong?” (Chris) acted as if he did not know.

“Why did you kiss me?” (TenTen)

“Oh, so you can kiss me in front of my girlfriend, but I can’t kiss you when we’re alone.” (Chris(

TenTen turned her dead down with a huge blush. She couldn’t find any words to retaliate his answer.

“B-but still, I-” (TenTen)

“TenTen, would you like to be my girl as well.” (Chris) interrupted her.

TenTen looked at his eyes, unsure of what he just said.

“Luna said it’s okay, and she is more than happy to share me with you.” (Chris)

TenTen only turned her head confused. Is that what Luna really said? Because that doesn’t sound like her at all.

“I know it doesn’t sound like her, but she did say it.” (Chris) said as if he knew what she was thinking.

“Then that means that I can be with you as well.” (TenTen) asked just to be sure.

“Yes we can.” (Chris)

TenTen took the initiative to launch herself at Chris and gave him a huge kiss. Chris responded by accepting her kiss and hugging her waist.

Chris might not be a beginner at kissing, but TenTen was, she just gave her first kiss to Chris a few minutes ago.

Chris could feel that TenTen was so clumsy with her kiss, that he couldn’t help but tease her a bit. Of course, he will never say that to her.

After a few minutes, TenTen broke out from their kiss and took a couple of breaths.

“You could have held back, you know, I don’t have that much stamina.” (TenTen) said with her face completely flushed.

‘To think that he was so good at kissing… It must be because of all the time he *trains* with Luna.`` Tenten thought to herself as she could still feel the warmth of his lips on her mouth, as well as the warmth of his hands around her waist.

She never felt such a wonderful feeling in her life. TenTen was full of joy right now, as she still cannot believe what happened.

Chris felt the same too. But, he thought it would be a dick move to ever compare her and Luna.

Of course if he were to say it, he would say that Luna kissed better,,,

(Kill the bastard) author.

“I… should go now, my father probably needs me.” (TenTen) she wanted to stay with Chris, but she wanted to clear her head first before she can face him again.

“Sure, say hi to father-in-law for me, heheheh.” (Chris) said that part to tease her. He can’t help it, TenTen is too freaking cute.

“You… hm!” (TenTen) couldn’t find the words to anything at all. She knew what he meant by ‘father-in;law’ but she was too embarrassed to talk about it, so she ran off with a red face, not even daring to look back.

Chris only smiled as she saw her cute figure ran off into the woods. He couldn’t believe he was this lucky to receive such cute girlfriends who love him a lot.

(That is literally what happens to ALMOST every single MC in light novels.)

‘Now, off to find Hinata… wait a minute, I just thought of something. If I were to be adopted in the Hyuuga clan, then wouldn’t me liking Hinata be commiting incest? OH SHIT!!! I just realized that now.’ Chris thought to himself.

HEY!!! Incest is wincest. And you and Hinata aren’t even blood related, so it’s all good. ٩(♡ε♡ )۶

Liar! You just want Hinata in the harem, don’t ya?

That… is a bonus. But incest or not, just persue her already goddamn it! ヽ(#ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

At this point, Chris failed to notice a small figure watching him from a high tree. The small figure grabbed a kunai from its pouch, and pounced on Chris from the front.

“Oomph!” (Chris) let out when he was caught off-guard by the small figure. He was forced to the ground, with a sharp kunai on his throat.

“Hey there, lover boy. How nice to keep bumping into you.” (Anko) said with a mischievous smirk.

“Anko? What are you doing here?” (Chris) said genuinely surprised that Anko ran into him like that.

“What does it look like! You turned into this version of myself, and I want you to turn me back to my sexy self again.” (Anko) hissed at him, and drove that kunai deeper into his throat, until a bit of blood started dripping out.

Chris could not feel the pain in his throat, thanks to one of the many skills that bluescreen blessed him, so he wasn’t that scared.

Anko was still in her loli version, and she couldn't take it anymore. When she heard that he woke up, she started to formulate the perfect plan to ambush him, and who would have thought that he would walk through this thick forest by himself.

As to why she couldn’t just ask him in person and kindly, its because she wants to torture him first, because she holds a huge grudge against him for making her loli curse last 24/7.

“Listen, Anko, you should know that I just lost my powers protecting all of you, so there is no way that I can remove your curse anymore.” (Chris)

“I know, but I am still going to make you suffer. I’ll start by scratching your face until not even your girlfriends can stand you, and i’ll cut your tongue out so you will never be able to talk. Next, I will cut off your limbs until you are this legless, armless thing rolling down the street, like a turd- I mean a leaf in the wind.” (Anko)

“...” (Chris)

..,

(...) 

“Okay… but isn’t that going a bit too far?” (Chris) read her mind, and she is full killer mode right now. Not even the sage of six paths would be enough to stop her revenge.

“No it isn’t I am so gonna enjoy cutting you up into little pieces.” (Anko)

Are you sure you want her in your harem?

‘Not anymore.’

“You are weak, so there is no way you can stop me. You will be dead before help arrives. I am actually glad that your powers were taken away, as you can’t heal from what I am about to do to you.” (Anko)

“But you see Anko, you failed to remember one thing.” (Chris)

“And what would that be?” (Anko)

“My natural energy was never taken away.” (Chris) And in a few seconds, a thick vine pulled Anko from her ankle leaving her body dangling upside down from a tree.

“What the shit is this?! Unhand me you rotten bastard.” (Anko) said as she struggled to get out of the vine’s grip, but she couldn’t as her powers have been greatly diminished when she is in her loli form.

“You know Anko, I was gonna ask TenTen to help you, but now, I am not gonna help you anymore.” (Chris)

“Hehehehe! So what are you gonna do to me? You’re not a killer or an evil person, you aren’t that type of person.” (Anko) smiled as she knew that Chris would never kill her or torture her in any way.

“Perhaps. But, since you tried to cut me, I am not gonna let that matter go. You will know what it is to be tortured by these vines.” (Chris) put on the same mischievous smile on his face.

He was gonna let Anko go with a slight punishment since she reminded him of his mom, but went against it because Anko would never let this matter go. And no, Chris’s mom was not a loli.

Chris gathered the natural energy surrounding him, and summoned up countless vines the surrounded Anko.

“No. Not like this.” (Anko) fear started to show on her face, as there could only be one reason that Chris had summoned so many vines.

Chris raised his hand, and *SNAP* his fingers snapped and all the vines charged at Anko.

“Hahahahahaha! No plea- ahahaahaaha! KILL ME! AHAAHAHAHAA” (Anko) started trying as the vines started tickling her everywhere in her body, from her armpits, neck and at the bottom of her feet.

(Did you honestly think I was gonna have one of those lemon scenes in my stories, think again.)

This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere.

“Now think about what you’ve done.” (Chris) just started to walk away as he continued to ignore her laughter and pleas for help.

You do know that too much laughter can kill her?

Really? Well after this she probably won’t try to hurt me anymore after this. If she does try to hurt me or my friends, I will bury her ass alive.

When the hell did you turn so dark… Actually never mind, forget I said that last part.

…

Chris may have lost his Kekkei Genkais, but he still had some of his abilities left, such as his skills, and natural energy.

“Now that I think about it, where the hell is Planty? He hasn’t shown up in like 15 chapters.” (Chris)

No one responded to him, as no one knew the answer, not like there were any people there aside from bluescreen.

Chris couldn’t sense Planty in this place, so he must still be somewhere in Konoha, or maybe he already left that place. Wherever he is, hopefully he is still alive and well.

He continued walking at a slow pace, to look for Hinata, wherever she may be.

On his way, he saw another figure sitting all alone on a stone. It was lee. He did not have that usual fire in him as he always did, because his dire died when his sensei died in front of him.

Lee didn’t even move an inch, he had been grieving for the past three days, but he still couldn’t get over Guy’s death.

“Seriously? What is it with all these people in the woods? I would help him, but I am on a harem quest.” (Chris) pondered whether he should help him, or postpone his harem quest.

“Hm! Guy sensei!” (Lee) turned around expecting to see his sensei in the flesh, but it was only Chris.

Lee had a hard time accepting his sensei’s death, as he didn’t believe that there was anyone alive to kill his sensei. Even now, he had illusions that his sensei was still alive.

Lee turned around as soon as he saw Chris. He had hoped that it was his sensei.

‘Ah dammit, I can’t leave him like this.’ Chris thought as he slowly walked towards him. He felt bad for Lee, and decided to post his harem quest for later.

“Um Lee.” (Chris) called out to Lee, but not surprisingly, Lee didn’t respond because he didn’t feel like it.

“Okay, I see that I am going to waste my time trying to talk some sense into you, so I am gonna apologize for this in advance.” (Chris)

“Hm? What do you mean?” (Lee) asked but still don’t his back on Chris. Then he found his body being launched into the air, and hit a tree that broke his landing.

He felt an incredible amount of pain in his back. Ignoring the pain, he realized that Chris had just kicked him on his back without holding back at all.

“WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!” (Lee) yelled out to understand what had just happened. Shouldn’t people in this situation try to comfort him, and not kick him in the back?

“I saw what happened on that day, and I am truly sorry for what happened, but crying and grieving for his death is not gonna bring him back.” (Chris)

“What else am I supposed to do, I just lost my sensei so how can I get over his death so easily.” (Lee)

“You don’t Lee, no one can ever get over a loved one’s death, that’s because you can only learn to live with it.” (Chris)

“You don’t know how it feels like to lose someone important, so how can you talk like you know everything.” (Lee)

Chris found his comment a bit infuriating. If it were not for the fact that Guy just died, he would not have held back kicking Lee again.

“Lee, if Guy were to be here, what would he say to you. ‘Lee, never let the fire of the leaf inside you die.’ Because I am sure he would say something like that while showing you his white teeth, and he gave you a thumbs up.” (Chris)

Lee took a moment to process this, and indeed, that is something that his own sensei would say to him. He couldn’t help but tear up a bit, as he felt that he had failed to live his sensei’s expectations.

“GUY SENSEI! I AM SORRY! *SNIFF* I PROMISE TO KEEP THE FIRE OF KONOHA ALIVE INSIDE ME AND I WILL NEVER LET IT DIE.” (Lee) yelled out to the heavens, hoping that Guy would hear him from above.

“I need to mention one more thing to you, it might be possible to bring Guy back to life again.” (Chris)

It felt like the world suddenly lit up when Lee heard those magnificent words come out of Chris’s mouth.

“R-Really!” (Lee) more tears started falling from his eyes, as he had never felt so much hope in his life before.

“Yes it is possible, but we can't do it now, there are a lot of stuff we need to attend to first, and then we can bring back Guy from the dead.” (Chris)

Lee immediately hugged Chris very tightly.

“THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!” (Lee) shouted out in tears of joy as he jumped up and down repeatedly like a little kid.

Chris didn’t do anything but let Lee hug him.

“Oh. I just remembered, you lost your powers.” (Lee) said as he looked at Chris with a surprised look. He accidentally overheard Isabella when she was talking to somebody else, but at that moment he was too broken to care.

“Yes I did.” (Chris) didn’t hide it and just admitted it.

“Then I must help you. Chris, I have a request.” (Lee)

“What is it?” (Chris) asked. He did not expect Lee to say something like this.

“I want to teach you the eight gates.” (Lee) said with a face that expected Chris to say yes.

“What? Why? That move is a secret teaching that Guy taught you.” (Chris) asked very surprised at his request.

“It is, but I know that in my heart, Guy sensei would have wanted to teach you this technique.” (Lee)

“Lee, I know that the eight gates is a powerful move, but the side effects are very severe.” (Chris)

It is possible for Chris to learn the eight gates, but it would damage his body, just like what happened to Guy in the anime.

You should learn it. It might be a big risk to use this technique, but it is a bigger risk not facing your enemy without your full power. After learning this powerful technique, your chances of survival will without a doubt increase.))

Hm. Good point.

“I know the side effects are severe, but we must be prepared at all times.” (Lee) tried his best to make Chris accept his offer.

Lee had another reason to teach this move to Chris, that is because he was afraid that if he were to die, then the eight gates formation would be lost forever. This is one of the few things that he had to remember his sensei, so he must make sure that it lives for future generations to learn. After all, the fire of the leaf must never wear out.

“Okay, I'll do it.” (Chris) accepted the offer.

‘Even with my skill to learn everything faster than anybody, it might take me some time to learn the eight gates. Hopefully nothing major happens while I'm practicing this move.’ Chris thought to himself.

“YOSH! LETS DO IT!” (Lee) yelled out in pure joy, as flames appeared on his eyes. He couldn’t wait to teach Chris, and bring back his sensei.

And so after that, Chris had learned to open the eight inner gates. At first it was easy, but it got harder by the minute.

It took Chris almost 10 hours to comprehend this technique. It might have taken him longer if it weren’t for the fact that he was a master taijutsu, as well as thanks to his skill that bluescreen blessed him with.

And without his shadow clones, progress was slower than he thought it would be.

Chris managed to understand up to the fifth gate, and he almost made a breakthrough through the sixth gate. It might take him a minimum of 4-5 more days before he can comprehend the eight gate.

Even Guy could not face the alien with the eight gate, proving just how powerful the alien was right now. And even now as they speak, the mother alien is probably getting more and more powerful.

Chris thought that if he had learned this technique beforehand, then he would have had a chance to face on the aliens face-to-face equally. and maybe he wouldn’t have lost his Kekkei Genkais right now.

But right now it was time to weep, as it was his mistake and he couldn’t fix that now.

After ten long hours of practice, Chris went back to Al’s house to sleep. He would have continued to practice longer, but bluescreen warned him that the eight gates is taking up a huge toll on his body, so he needed a good nights rest.

Lee and him parted their ways for now. Lee could only open up to the fifth gate, as that was his limit, so he could not teach Chris anything else, but he was still satisfied that Chris managed to unlock the fifth gate in such a short amount of time.

Chris had to find a way to unlock his power up to the eight gate, or he won’t have a chance to beat the alien. But now, he also needs to find other ways to defeat the alien, and not just rely on the eight gate technique.

As Chris got closer to Al’s home, he saw Luna and TenTen happily chatting with one another. It’s clear that they had a lot of time to talk about sharing Chris, and they seemed to be happy. They looked like the best of friends.

Everybody else was here: Minato still sat in a cross-leg position, still trying to locate Fan after all this time.

Itachi kept looking out in case those aliens manage to set foot on this land.

Isabella and Hina helped the people in any way they could think of.

Kat was practicing her wood release and plant energy. Akamaru took a piss on a tree, which made Kat angry since that was the spot she was practicing.

Hinata helped the people in any way she could think of as well.

Naruto was nowhere to be seen, as well as Gaara nor anybody else was present here.

Chris slowly made his way towards TenTen and Luna. He put his arms over their shoulders and sat between them.

“How are my girls doing this fine evening?” (Chris) asked with a huge smile on his face.

“Its noon, and you’re just taking advantage of us.” (Luna) said with a slight smirk. She knew very well that Chris was very happy that he could have other girlfriends other than her.

“What’s wrong with taking advantage of my girls?” (Chris)

Chris didn’t lower his voice, so it reached the ears of everybody else.

Of course, Itachi was angry that Chris would ever say that as if it were a normal thing to do.

They thought that Chris meant it in a sexual way, which made all of them look at Chris and the girls with a weird expression.

TenTen only blushed when he said that. But Luna was so embarrassed that her brother thought they were doing something very inappropriate, so she pulled hard on Chris’s cheek.

“Don’t say anything like that when we’re in public.” (Luna) said with a fierce look in her eyes, but she still had a super flushed face.

“Okay, okay, sorry.” (Chris) he didn’t mean to make it sound like that, he only wanted to tease them slightly, but it backfired.

*BOOM*

As if something had exploded, Minato was sent back with an unbelievable force, that he crashed into Al’s house, bringing the entire bird house down.

Everybody immediately took notice of this, and thought it was an attack from the aliens. Nobody has let their guard down for a second, so they immediately reacted. However, there was nobody else here but them, and they couldn’t feel the presence of those aliens.

Itachi hid Luna and Chris behind him, to protect them both. He doesn’t know what to think about TenTen, but she was the one who made this island float thanks to her skills in seals, so he will protect her as well.

“Minato, what happened?” (Isabella) asked rather perplexed.

Minato came out of the rubble, with his clothes and body intact. He looked at everybody who wanted an explanation about what just happened here.

“I found him. I found Fan Uchiha.” (Minato) said loud enough for everyone to hear him.

Everybody was greatly surprised, that their eyes widened a bit. Especially Chris.