“By the way Chris, I forgot to mention, but how in the world did you grow more arms.” (Kat)
On our way to Naruto’s team location, Kat couldn’t help but ask about my new arms. I totally forgot about them, and so I made them both disappear, as if they were never there to begin with.
“I have a Kekkai Genkai that let’s me manipulate my body. I can do anything with it. I can transform into a dragon, or grow more heads. And so on.” (Chris)
“Wow! You’re amazing Chris. Not only do you have an ability that lets you heal anything, but you also have an ability that lets you manipulate your body at will.” (Kat)
“Don’t forgot his other killer moves. Remember how he beat up Sasuke like it was nothing, and how Chris has his huge chakra pool as well.” (Luna) ‘and also that huge blast wave, I will never forget anything like that in my whole live' she thought
“You’re right” (Kat) then she leaned closer to Luna and whispered “say Luna. Do you remember what I said that it’s only a matter of time before the other women start to notice Chris’s abilities and charms.” (Kat) said to Luna
I didn’t hear it since I was a bit far away from them. So I was totally unaware of what they were talking about.
“Yes, what about it?” (Luna) whispered to her friend, confused by her words.
“Because, I am starting to like him as well.” (Kat) said and blushed a bit.
Kat was always a loner and always distant herself from others. but this is the first time she has ever felt this way about a man. Since I saved her she has started to see me in a new light.
Kat knew that me and Luna are going out, so she had to say it to Luna. Kat isn’t the type to steal other peoples boyfriends, mostly because her and Luna are actually good friends.
When Luna heard this she wasn’t surprised, she might not be knowledgable in a relationship, but she could tell that Kat has also started developing feelings for me.
“I know Kat, but me and Chris are already going out. It’s kinda hard to say anything in a situation like this.” (Luna)
Kat chuckled a bit. “Just so you know Luna, I am not planning on giving up on him. I will fight for his love as well. If he doesn’t want me in his life, then I can only suck it up and never think of something like that again. However, if he wants me to be at his side I won’t hesitate to say yes.” (Kat)
“Isn’t that kinda cruel Kat, I mean, who would say that to another person so casually.” (Luna)
“I didn’t mean it like that Luna. I don’t wanna break our relationship with each other. But I did promise Chris that I will stay by his side if he cures me.” (Kat) said and winks at Luna.
“*GASP* oh no! you're right. So I already lost him.” (Luna) said in a sad mood.
“Ahahaha! Don’t cry Luna, I was only kidding around. I can tell that you and him are a really good couple, but all i’m saying is, what if we share him.” (Kat)
“Share him? What do you mean?” (Luna) asked confused.
“It’s exactly what it sounds like. You and I both know that Chris isn’t that type to hurt a girls feelings, so if another girl asks him out, he’ll have a hard time saying no because he doesn’t want to hurt her feelings or yours.” (Kat)
“I-I guess you’re right, but what do I do...” (Luna)
“Simple really, after this exam is over, you and me will have a chat with Chris. I think I have a good idea that will work out for all of us.” (Kat)
“O-okay.” (Luna) said a bit depressed, she has never thought of sharing Chris with others. It means that she won’t get as much time alone with him as she wants to. Not only that but Chris will have to divide his attention to the other girls.
“Don’t be sad Luna, if my plan goes the way I want it to then we will all be happy as well… just trust me okay, I don’t want to hurt you or Chris in any way.” (Kat)
Kat was a bit nervous as well, she has never done something like this in her whole life. She always thought of living alone because she only has 3 years left to live.
That was until I came and healed Kat from her deadly curse. Now she can experience the feeling of love, and now she doesn’t need to fear for her life anymore. And since I gave her life, then she will repay it by being by my side.
“Okay Kat, I trust you.” (Luna)
‘If someone saved my life like that, then I would also fall in love with him. I guess I can understand what Kat is feeling right now.’ Luna thought
While the two of them were talking I didn’t hear a thing, I was too focused on reaching Naruto’s location. Now that half of my chakra is gone, I can’t be as careless with my chakra like I did with the Rasen-Kamehameha.
I learned from this fight that I must save up my chakra, even if I have a miilion times more chakra than the 9 tails, I still need to learn how to use my chakra wisely.
We still have a couple of days before the exams are over, so I don’t see why we can’t rest once we find a suitable place to camp.
“HUMAN BOULDER!!!” (Choji) I saw Choji rolling around like a boulder, and he was aiming his huge body towards Sasuke.
Sasuke jumped out of the way and used a fire style jutsu “FIRE STYLE: FIRE BALL JUTSU.” (Sasuke)
Choji dodged the attack as well and proceeded to use his human boulder technique again on Sasuke.
At first I thought they were fighting for reals, until I noticed Shikamaru, Naruto and Sakura on the sides, watching the battle. I was a bit curious about the conflict between Sasuke and Choji, so I headed to Naruto’s direction and asked him what was going on.
“Naruto..” (Chris)
“Oh, Sensei! You’re here, glad to see that all of you didn’t fail” (Naruto)
“Sensei?” (Luna, Kat, Sakura) said, they weren’t here when I accepted Naruto and Hinata as my students. So they were a bit confused about what Naruto said.
(Sasuke didn’t hear because all his focus was on Choji)
I didn’t pay attention to the confused trio. “Why is Choji fighting Sasuke?’ (Chris)
“Oh you see, a while ago when we were travelling, we ran into them. Choji said something about us giving him food. And somewhere between the lines, Sasuke called Choji a fat-ass.
That got Choji really angry and began using his weird jutsu on Sasuke, after that you guys came here and that’s what happened.” (Naruto)
“And, why aren’t you helping him” (Chris)
“Sasuke said that he wanted to use Choji as a training dummy, to see how much he improved with his training with Kakashi Sensei. So we decided to wait here and do nothing while he hogs all the fun for himself.” (Naruto)
“Oh brother.” (Luna)
“Cocky bastard isn’t he.” (Kat)
“EXPANSION JUTSU: HUMAN BOULDER!” (Choji)
“LIGHTNING STYLE: CHIDORI" (Sasuke)
Oh! So Sasuke did indeed learn the Chidori, let’s see what Choji does against this move.
And soon, the human boulder and Sasuke clashed together. The clash was huge, it was hard to tell which one is gonna emerge victorious.
Some of you might think the Choji is gonna lose, but remember. Choji might be slow, but he is very physically strong. But Sasuke is using a very strong lightning jutsu against Choji, so it’s kinda hard to tell who is gonna win this round.
The clash ended, and both sides were sent back due to the huge recoil.
“AAAAAHHHHHH HHHEEEELLLLPPPP MEEEEE” (Choji) couldn’t control his round body and he kept rolling on a small downward hill.
“ ‘sigh’ looks like i’ll find him, what a drag.” (Shikamaru)
Then Shikamaru who was resting just now left to find Choji, Ino wasn’t anywhere to be seen, maybe she was still looking for her team in this forest.
Luckily, Sasuke wasn’t hurt that much, only a few cuts but that’s it. So there wasn’t a need for me to heal him. He turns around and sees all of us.
“All of you are here, good. I was starting to wonder if you all got killed or something.” (Sasuke)
“I thought the same thing about you Sasuke, at least you’re in better shape then I am hehehehe!” (Chris)
“Hm!” (Sasuke) checks on me, and he didn’t notice till now, but I did look a bit injured and tired. Only he knows how strong I am, and for someone to get me to even this state, he must be a monster.
(Okay, so I think Chris is over-exagerrating. I mean, he only suffered some cuts and bruises from Orochimaru and that’s it. And he used up half of his chakra to use a move against Orochimaru, other than that he’s fine.)
“Let me guess, Gaara did this to you.” (Sasuke)
Oh so he knows about Gaara.
“No it wasn’t Gaara, but in the end I killed the attacker (Chris) (we all know that’s a lie. Knowing Orochimaru, he probably escaped his death for the thousandth time)
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“Doesn’t matter anyway, have you guys found a flag. We haven’t found one even after all this time. I’d be surprised if someone found one already.” (Sasuke)
We’ve only been here for like an hour, and we still have like 5-6 days complete this exam. So it really isn’t a surprise if no one has found a flag yet. But luckily for me, I did manage to find one, due to luck and my sensing skills.
“I did find one.” (Chris) I said and I took out a flag with the leaf village symbol.
Then everyone except Sasuke had their eyes wide opened due from shock.
“So you didn’t find one as well, too bad….. Wait! What did you say” (Sasuke)
“I said, I found one.” (Chris) I took it out of my space inventory thingy to show off to Sasuke, they still haven’t found a flag and they were still looking for one everywhere.
“How did you find one so quickly!” (Sasuke) said shocked.
“I am just that awesome. And besides, it’s pretty easy to find one if you know how to find it.” (Chris)
“I doubt it, even with my sharingan I still can’t find one.” (Sasuke) said a bit jealous that I beat him to finding a flag so fast
“If you want, I can find one for you.” (Chris)
“You can!” (Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura) yelled in shock.
Luna and Kat were not that surprised. Especially after seeing what i’m capable of.
“Sure I can, but you three need to do me a favour”. (Chris)
“What favour? (Naruto)
“Guard me while I sleep.” (Chris)
“...what do you mean?” (Sasuke) asked.
“Earlier I mentioned I fought someone a while ago, that someone managed to deplete half of my chakra. So I need to restore my chakra by taking a break, but since I am gonna be sleeping I need the 5 of you to guard me while I am asleep. Ok!” (Chris)
I only said this because I need everyone to stick together. This way I can protect them incase a certain annoying snake decided to ambush Sasuke or the others. I just made up an excuse so they can stick close to my side.
“I guess it’s a small price to pay to find a flag.” (Sasuke) said. He doesn’t like the idea of waiting for me to rest, but. If I can find a flag that easy then in the end, it will all be worth it.
“I also needed some time to rest as well, how about this, while Chris rests I cook for everyone. I may not be as good as Chris but I can make something eadible, do you want to help me gather the ingredients Luna” (Kat)
“Sure, brother and Naruto. Just stay here beside Chris and guard him” (Luna)
“ ‘sigh’ fine” (Sasuke) said a bit reluctant but agreed to his sister's plan.
“Hehehehe! Of course, it’s my time to repay my Sensei.” (Naruto)
“I’ve been meaning to ask you about that, but what do you mean by Sensei?” (Sakura) said as she couldn’t help but ask.
Luna, Kat, and Sasuke also had there ears perked.
“Well” (Naruto) said as he scratched the back of his head “This is what happened.” (Naruto) went on to tell them the story of how I became his and Hinata's sensei.
As for me, I was just lying on this bed that I made with the power of creation. Now that I think about it, why didn’t I just make a bed a couple days ago when I was training on the waterfall.
Oh well it doesn’t matter anymore. But the surprising thing is that my chakra is already 60% full, as it turns out my Kekkai Genkai also allows me to regenerate chakra at a fast rate.
Pretty convenient if you ask me. But even as I lay on my comfy bed, I didn’t dare to let my guard down for a second, the whole anime script is different, for all I know is that a strong enemy could pop out of nowhere and attack us.
I turned around to a sound of a rustle and saw the most scariest thing on my whole life.
FRIGGIN ITACHI UCHIHA WAS BESIDE ME. WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!
I didn’t have the chance to react before he put his right hand on my shoulder and teleported me to a different location.
(Bet you that you didn’t expect this did you.)
I was teleported to a pretty dark forest, Itachi was beside me and held my shoulder very strong. I did manage to break out of his grasp and stood in a defensive stance.
After what happened in the land of waves, I didn’t even dare to think about fighting Itachi. Firstly it was because he’s one of the strongest ninja in Naruto, especially with that Rinnegan powers of his.
Secondly my fight with Orochimari left me depleted, but it didn’t matter at all. I don’t think that at full energy I could lay a single finger on Itachi, I am still too weak to fight him. I don’t think I can expect the green alien figure to come and interrupt this fight again.
“I am not here to hurt you.” (Itachi) said in a strong voice.
This is the last thing I expected, now that I think about it why did he bring me here. Wouldn’t the Akatsuki hideout be the best place for me to imprison me.
Why would he bring me to a disclosed location, where no one knows where we are, and are all… alone….. OH DEAR GOD NO! MY CHASITY IS ABOUT TO BE TAKEN BY ITACHI. I THOUGHT HE WAS STRAIGHT, DAMN! YOU! GOD MODE FOR MAKING ITACHI A GAY MAN!!!
“Never, I will not let you take my chasity. I am straight and I promised my virginity to Luna. Even if it means dying, I will rather die than let you rape me. RASEN-KAMEHAME-.” (Chris)
“Kneel” (Itachi) I was about to rasen-kamehameha Itachi, but he used the annoying move on me again and I was planted on the ground. And this is how the story of Chris Walker lost his chasity to one of the most well known ninjas in all of the animeverse.
“I don’t have time to play games… I need your help.” (Itachi) said.
“My chasity, it’s gone, why god, whyyyyyy!” (Chris) I didn’t hear Itachi as I was complaining about my chasity being taken.
“FOCUS!” (Itachi) said and kicked me in the face.
“Ow! What the hell. You kicked me in the face.”. (Chris) I said as I rubbed the top of my head. I now sat up as Itachi’s kneeling power wore off.
“Did you hear me at all, I said I need your help.” (Itachi) said with an angry expression.
“...you need my help?.” (Chris) Is this really the same Itachi that I once knew. More importantly, why does he need my help out of all the people. Can’t the Akatsuki help him out with his problem.
“Come, you’ll know what I mean if you follow me.” (Itachi) said but I didn’t move and I just stood there.
“And if I don’t want to come.” (Chris)
“I think we both know the answer to that one.” (Itachi)
Oh no! “Okay okay i’ll come, just don’t take away my virginity please” (Chris)
“For the last fucking time, I am not gonna take away your virginity. Now stop being delusional and follow me.” (Itachi)
I used my mind read on him and he was telling the truth. Thank the lord that this universe doesn’t have a Gay Itachi, looks like my chasity is save for now.
I followed Itachi suit as he led me into a small house, it looked pretty good, but why was it in the middle of the woods.
We both entered and I heard the cries of a girl coming from upstairs, I can feel my eardrums about to explode. What the hell is happening up there.
“Follow me upstairs.” (Itachi) said and we both walked upstairs
I can feel the screams getting louder and louder with each step we take. Soon we both entered a room and I saw a bunch of Itachi’s Shadow clones attending a woman. Apparently she’s on the verge of giving birth.
She heard the sound of a door opening and turned around to it.
“Itachi, did you bring him he--- AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!” (Karen) yelled out to the terrible pain her baby is causing.
“I did.” (Itachi) said as he stood beside her and gave her his hand. She held it tight, and didn’t dare to let go.
Itachi turned to my direction and said,
“I need you to deliver the baby.” (Itachi)
“.....You want me to what?...” (Chris) I asked again to be sure if I heard him correctly.
“I said, help Karen with the baby.” (Itachi) said in a bit more serious tone, with Karen yelling more in pain.
“Okay. what makes you think that me of all people can deliver a baby.” (Chris) what made this guy think that I can deliver a baby. You know, out of all the things I didn’t expect in this new world, this one tops them all.
“Don’t lie. I know that you cured Hina Hyuga from that incurable disease, so delivering a baby must be easier. As you are a doctor right!.” (Itachi)
Ah! So that’s why he want to me to deliver the baby. But why does he think that curing somebody of an incurable disease is easier than delivering a baby….. Okay it might be easier but this whole ‘delivering a baby thing’ is different to me.
(It might be easier to Chris, but to ordinary people, delivering a baby is a bit easier than curing an incurable disease.)
And how does he know about HIna’s disease and that I was the one who cured here, i’ll ask him that later.
“First of all, I don’t know how you know about those facts, and secondly. Who ever said that i’m a doctor, if anything i’m only a 12 year old kid who is a Genin.” (Chris)
“That doesn’t matter anymore, even if you don’t know how you must know the basics to deliver a baby.” (Itachi) said.
“Wait! Shouldn’t you know the basics, you’re older than me and it’s not my job to help the person’s wife who literally tried to kill me about a week ago.” (Chris)
“You dare. If you walk out on me I will-” (Itachi) was about to say something but was interupted by Karen’s screaming.
“I CAN FEEL THE BABY IS COMING. I DON’T CARE WHICH ONE OF YOU DELIVERS IT BUT JUST DELIVER IT ALREADY!!!” (Karen) said and yelled at us
Now that I take a closer look, I can see a head coming out from there. Oh god, I think i’m gonna be sick.
“Shit!!!.” (Itachi) seeing the helpless me just standing there and about to hurl, Itachi decided to deliver it himself. But was soon met with a world of pain with Karen literally crushed his hand from the terrible pain she was going through.
This caused Itachi to kneel down from the pain and his shadow clones were automatically dispelled.
Seeing what she has done Karen looked at me with pleading eyes. I don’t know about her but i’m feeling sick, even with peace of mind I cannot stand this sight.
I was gonna leave until I heard a cry.
“Waahhhh! Wahhhhhh!” (baby)
I turned around and saw a small little baby crying out, she/he was making it out of her/his mother’s vagina. She was gonna fall at this rate and she/he might die.
It took all the courage I had inside and ran towards the baby. I had no idea what to do, but if I make sure that the baby is fine then my job is done.
I swear I will kill that Itachi for this. How does he even think that I would know anything about delivering a baby.
I don’t think that any of my skills is able to help her here. So I was left all by myself, but I did what any sane person would do and stretched out my hand towards the baby.
Most of it’s body was still inside her/his mother, I can even see her vagina on this angle, but I didn’t pay attention to it as all my attention was on the baby.
(Does this count as sexual content, let me know in the comments below.)
I gently pulled the baby out while I heard the screams of the pregnant lady. Soon the baby came out and it’s entire body was covered in blood and several body parts that I didn’t want to think about.
I used a bit of my water jutsu on her, yes it’s a her, and cleaned her up a bit. I then created a very soft and light bedsheet to cover the baby, oh wow she looked so cute, makes me wonder if i’ll ever have one.
I carried the little infant on my arms, her wailings were slowly fading as she saw my face. She opened up those huge gorgeuos eyes and looked at mine, later her wailings stopped and she continued to look at me.
I slowly carried her over to her mother and father (ItachI) who is still in pain, even his right hand was bruised. What kind of strength does this Karen have to hurt Itachi like that.
I slowly kneeled to the woman as she was looking at her child like it was the most precious thing in the world.
I smiled lightly and said. “Gongratulations, it’s a girl.” (Chris) I said as I handed her the baby.
Karen slowly took her from my arms and looked at her with a big warm smile, even tears of joy started falling down from her face.
“Oh my god, welcome home.” (Karen) said as she was holding the baby on her embrace.
Itachi was standing beside her baby as well, he was trying his best to ignore the pain and continued to act tought. He also secretly wanted to hold her daughter as well.
“Oh yeah! Itachi.” (Chris)
“What is it?” (Itachi)
I grabbed my sword and tried to hit Itachi with my sword but he dodged it.
“You son of a… because of you, I experienced the most terrifying thing in the world.” (Chris) I didn’t yell or curse at Itachi as the baby was there.
“It’s your fault, if you have done what I asked you to, then you wouldn’t have been put in that situtation.” (Itachi) said in a small voice as well.
“How is it my fault. You should have brought Karen a real doctor who knows how to actually deliver babies, I don’t think you noticed but i’m only 12 years old. Just because I cured a disease does not make me an expert in the field of delivering babies.” (Chris)
“That doesn’t matter, in the end, the baby is safe as there is nothing to worry about anymore” (Itachi) said in a carefree manner and I dropped on the floor.
How can he be so calm at a time like this.