“What do you mean killed him?!” (Chris) I asked just to be sure

“Well we didn’t really kill him. It was more like he exploded himself with a bunch of paper bombs, after we found out he was a spy, and possibly the one who poisoned me 10 months ago. It’s too bad because we didn’t get the chance to know who he was working for. Luckily he exploded when we were outside of the village, so no one got hurt.” (Hina)

Well damn. Now I have to wait for god knows how long to find Sasori.

“Why do you ask about him? Did by any chance other people attack you, because of your healing Kekkai Genkai.” (Hina) said a bit worried about me.

I couldn’t tell her that I was kidnapped by Itachi, and then got the information out of him by reading his mind. This is the part where my natural liar skills shine.

“Don’t worry about me HIna. I was just wondering that’s all.” (Chris) oh god! I suck when it comes to making lies. This is the best answer that I can come up with, for now.

“Okay. But if there is anything that is happening to you, then let us know and we’ll do anything within our power to help you.” (HIna)

She really cares about me. I can see the worried expression on her face. I can tell that she wants me to tell her what’s wrong with me, but she respects my decisions and doesn’t say anything else.

“Thank you HIna. I guess i’ll be going now. Tell Hiashi and Hinata that I said 'hi'.” (Chris) since there is nothing else for me to do here, then I don’t have a reason to stay here any longer.

“I will Chris, and be safe.” (Hina) as soon as I was about to leave, we heard the door sliding open and then a little cleared eye girl, with rosy cheeks, and her brown hair reaching up to her neck. She was wearing black training clothes, to absorb her sweat.

It was Hanabi Hyuga. She came here to see her aunt.

“Aunt HIna. I’ve finished my training.” (Hanabi) said as she practically launched herself at Hina.

Hina grabbed the oncoming little girl, and the both of them laughed at Hanabi’s action. I did too, she is pretty funny. I don’t dislike Hanabi, nor do I hate her. I practically know nothing about her, because she doesn’t appear in the anime that much.

I never watched the Boruto series, because I didn’t like the idea of Naruto’s son taking over the anime.

“Hanabi sweety, I told you to not come in here without a warning.” (Hina) said with a smile, and tickled the little girl. They were both laughing and enjoying each other’s company. I never knew that Hanabi had such a close relationship with her aunt.

(Then again, Hina never existed in the anime)

“Sorry aunty. I just really wanted to see you. Please don’t tell dad.” (Hanabi) said while trying to block Hina’s tickling on her stomach.

“I promise that I won’t tell him at all. It will be our little secret, okay.” (Hina) put her finger on her mouth, signalling that she won't tell him at all.

“Hai!” (Hanabi)

“Why don’t I introduce you my freind, Chris. Chris, this is Hanabi my niece, and Hanabi this is Chris, a very important friend of aunty.” (Hina) said as she stopped tickling Hanabi.

“Hi Hanabi, how are you.” (Chris) I said

“Hello. Are you the one who trained sister Hinata.” (Hanabi) said as she looked at me.

“Yes I did.” (Chris)

“Thank you, for what you have done to Hinata.” (Hanabi) said as she have a solemn bow to me.

“Why are you thanking me Hanabi?” (Chris) I said a bit confused.

“Because of you, sister Hinata is now treated with respect, even father has changed his mood towards us. Every day sister Hinata would suffer because of her harsh training, but now she looks happy and doesn’t return bruised and hurt.” (Hanabi) said as she continued to bow.

I didn’t expect the 7 year old Hanabi to say something like that. I guess she was properly trained to act like this, because she is from a prestigous family.

“You don’t have to thank me Hanabi. I did it because your sister is a really good friend.” (Chris)

“Come on Chris, Hanabi is showing you her gratitide to you She is really thankful for what you did, and so am I. Infact several other elders are grateful for what you’ve done for Hinata. And for what you have done for me” (Hina) I didn't hear what Hina said in the end.

“I’m sorry lady Hina, I tried to stop Hanabi from coming, but she managed to slip my hands and-” (Random woman)

A Hyuga lady who was supposed to be taking care of Hanabi, came to the room and interrupted us. But Hina signalled her with her right hand that everything was fine, and to leave us. The Hyuga lady understood the message then left the room.

“So where were we.” (Chris)

“Hanabi was thanking you for what you did for Hinata.” (Hina)

“Oh right. It was no problem Hanabi, and i’m glad to see that Hinata has such a good little sister.” (Chris)

“Hai!” (Hanabi) said with a cheerful smile.

“Hm! Hanabi, don’t you want to invite Chris.” (Hina) said to Hanabi.

Invite me? to what?

“Oh yeah.” (Hanabi) then turns to look at my eyes.

“Do you want to come to my birthday party.” (Hanabi)

“Oh it’s your birthday! How old are you turning, 20, 21.” (Chris) I said to tease her slightly.

“No! I’m turning 8 years old.” (Hanabi) said with a pout. Hina was laughing a bit, clearly enjoying her neice's cute pouting expressions.

“8 already, that’s a big number. So when it’s your birthday Hanabi.” (Chris)

“It’s on march 27.” (Hina) said.

“Oh… so it’s in five days. I’ll gladly make it to your birthday party, Hanabi.” (Chris) That’s exactly one day after the 3rd part of the chuunin exam. So if my schedule doesn’t change, then I should be able to make it.

I am actually looking forward towards this party, because there will be dancing and fancy clothes, classical music.

Call me old fashioned, but I like the parties from 100 years ago. Where people would dance to classical music, and wear expensive suits and dresses. I never liked parties where they would drink beer till they drop on the floor, and play loud and heavy metal music.

Sometime’s I felt like I was born in the wrong era. Yeah I know I must sound so weird to you, because i don’t like these things, but that’s how I am. And I like it.

And that's why you don't have any freinds. Weirdo.

*Sniff* why do you have to me so mean, bluescreen. That actually hurts you know.

“Yay! That means more presents for me. *BONK*” (Hanabi) Hina bonked Hanabi’s head.

“Ow! Aunty Hina, why did you hit me” (Hanabi) said as anime tears started falling from her eyes, and held her little head where HIna hit her.

“You shouldn’t think like that Hanabi. I want you to think that having so many friends over is a good thing, and not think of them as people to bring you presents only.” (Hina) said.

“Sorry!” (Hanabi) said apologetically as she looked down at the floor.

“It’s okay Hina. let’s be honest, all of us have some sort of greed within us. So it’s perfectly normal for Hanabi to want presents.'’ (Chris)

“I guess you’re right. And how are you talking like that Chris?’ (Hina)

“Talk like what?” (Chris)

“Well you sound like you’re someone very matured. I feel like as I am talking to a grown up, and not a kid.” (Hina)

That would be because I was transported to this world when I was 17, so I might have the body of a 12 year old, but I have the mind of a 17 year old. My father was a strict man when it came to teaching me proper manners, so I guess i’m a bit more matured than people at my age.

“I don’t know how i’m talking like this Hina. I guess I was just born this way.” (Chris)

Wow! Even with natural liar, your lying skills suck ass. I didn’t even know that was possible (◍˃ᗜ˂◍)ﾉ”

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Shut up blue screen!

“I see. So here’s the invitation for Hanabi’s party, don’t lose it, otherwise my guards won’t let you in. But if you do lose it, then come and look for me and i’ll let you in.” (Hina)

She then hands me a white envelope, and inside was a special paper, with a Hyuga seal to let everyone know that I was invited to Hanabi’s birthday party.

“Sweet. By the way Hanabi, what kind of presents do you want.” (Chris)

“I would like a dress, some dolls, a colouring book, a doll house, a diamond neckelace, some shoes, and some- *BONK* OW! Why!?” (Hanabi) said as she held her head one more time, because of the bonk her aunt gave her.

“You know why you little greedy girl.” (Hina) said with a smile.

“Hai” (Hanabi) said softly.

‘I also really want a plushy doll. But dad would probably get mad at me for asking such a childish thing, but THEY’RE JUST SO CUTE!’ Hanabi thought

I can afford all of that. I’ll even get her a plushy because she is very cute like her sister, and Luna.

So I got up and bid my farewells to Hina and Hanabi. I still need to train for the upcoming Chuunin exams. I still need to fully comprehend the air walking jutsu, and I need to fully understand freedom. And I need to finish the last step of my water training.

Which is pushing a huge waterfall upwards. I still have 4 more days before the third part of the Chuunin exams start.

So I left the Hyuga compound and went to train at the waterfall.

“What do you think of him, Hanabi.” (Hina) said to her cute neice.

“He’s funny, and a good guy.” (Hanabi)

“I agree. Now let me give you a bath, you stink from practicing so much.” (Hina) said as she lightly pushed Hanabi to the shower.

“Aunty! Don’t tell me that I stink!” (HanabI) said in protest, as her cheeks got even redder. No girl likes to be told that they smell.

“*Giggle*” (Hina) is just laughing at her neice’s cute, and angry reaction.

I left the Hyuga place, and planned to visit my favourite training place. It’s kinda funny how Hanabi’s birth date, is exactly the same day as I was born.

What are the odds of that happening.

I don’t know, but I think it’s 365 to 1.

Ha! I see what you did there Smartass! 凸(¬‿¬)

 (it’s true. I just realized that Hanabi’s birthday and my birthday are literally on the same day. XD)

But i’m confused, why didn’t you say that it was your birthday as well.

If I did then I would have to also plan out my birthday. And then I would not be able to attend Hanabi’s birthday party. It would have been selfish on my part if I were to do that.

Wow! That’s so selfless on your part. What the hell happened to the selfish bastard that I once knew.

What do you mean selfish bastard, I am always selfless.

Eh!

What’s that supposed to mean.

Use your imagination  I gotta go and keep working on the thing.

Yeah you better run.

I was gonna continue to argue with blue screen, but I was interrupted by a funny scene.

“Get back here you peeping brat!!!” (Anko) said as she was persuing Naruto with a kunai on her hand.

“I’M SORRY!!! I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE SHOWERING THERE.” (Naruto) cried out for someone to hear him and save him. But most people knew who Anko was, and didn’t do anything to help Naruto because they were afraid of her.

Not that they would have helped him anyway, because they all despised Naruto. (I guess you know why already)

I would help Naruto if this scene wasn’t so funny.

“AH! SENSEI HELP” (Naruto) then turns to my direction and spots me. He then without a second to spare, he decides to head for my direction.

And I did what any sensei would do in this situation, and run like hell. I don’t want to leave Naruto like this, but Anko reminds me of my crazy mom. And because of my mom, I have also kinda feared Anko in the anime.

Although my mom isn’t the type to throw kunais on your face, and then proceed to lick your blood from the cut, she isn’t that far off either. I wasn’t afraid of Anko in the Chuunin exams, because I was too focused on other things. (Like Orochimaru)

That sounds like lazy writing to me ( ;￢_￢)

Sshhh! Don’t break the fourth wall blue screen. Now where was I again, oh yeah I was running away from Naruto, because he was running from Anko.

“SENSEI! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME FROM THIS CRAZY WOMEN!” (Naruto) yelled out for me.

“I don’t want to get close to her, she scares me.” (Chris) I said as I was running away from Anko as well.

“Oh! If it isn’t lover boy. Looks like I have two little brats to bury alive.” (Anko)\

“What did I do!!!” (Chris) I didn’t do anything to her, so why does she also want to bury me alive.

After a few minutes of running, Naruto was caught and ultimately me as well. I was trying to help Naruto escape from Anko’s grasp, but she laid a trap for me and I was also caught in a rope bind. I can break out of this easily, but I wouldn’t be able to help Naruto escape as well.

Why am I such a nice guy. Now you must be saying ‘didn’t you just say you were afraid of Anko, then why did you come back for Naruto’

That’s because my nice guy instincts kicked in, and I knew I had to help Naruto.

Nice guy instincts? What kind of shit is that!

….. Just go back on working on the thing.

“So whiskers. Mind telling me why you were peeping on me in the shower.” (Anko) said as she glared at Naruto.

“W-wait I can explain!” (Naruto) said as he began to cry in fright.

“You have 10 seconds to explain. 9 8 7” (Anko)

“It was the pervy sage’s fault, he was the one spying on you. But he escaped before you could see him. And then he left me alone, and then you caught me.” (Naruto) said as he was practically crying anime tears.

“Who the fuck is pervy sage.” (Anko)

“I think he calls himself as the sage toad or something, I don’t know I wasn’t paying attention.” (Naruto)

“Sage toad? Jiraiya, so that perverted bastard came back to the leaf village.” (Anko)

“So, are you gonna let me go.” (Naruto)

“No. I think i’ll have fun with experimenting on your body with my highly, and lethal toxic poisons.” (Anko) said as she licked her lips, which scared Naruto even more.

“But first i’ll be having fun with lover boy…” (Anko) said as she turned on my direction.

Which was bad, because I was trying to escape like a worm. I was already a bit far away, but not that far. I wanted to escape while Anko was talking with Naruto, but she turned around at a bad moment.

(Remember that Chris is binded with a rope, which is why he hasn’t run away like a normal human being.)

Wait! Weren’t you trying to help Naruto, then why are you running away. Again!

I don’t know what to think anymore bluescreen.

“Get back here you maggot!” (Anko) said as she quickly ran to my direction.

“AAHHHHHH. I HAVE TO RUN…ER! I MEAN WORM AWAAAAAYYYYYY.” (Chris) I tried to worm away as fast as I could, but I wasn’t fast enough to escape Anko’s speed.

“NOOOOO!!!” (Chris) I cried as Anko dragged me back.

“Now lover boy. What do you say for a good game of doctor.” (Anko) said as she sat on top of me, so I wouldn’t escape from her grasp.

“Uhh! Isn’t that game perverted.” (Chris) I don’t like the sound of that game

“I like to think of my version of the game, as gruesome and VERY painful.” (Anko) she said as she took out a huge needle, with a very strong poison inside it.

Why me! Wait! I think I can feel Jiraiya’s chakra. That bastard is literally hiding behind a bush and taking notes of this scene.

“Wait. If you let me go, i’ll tell you where the pervy sage is.” (Chris)

“Well… if you can do that, then you have yourself a deal.” (Anko) she wanted to experiment her toxics on me, but getting her revenge on Jiraiya is much more important than me. It’s not the first time Jiraiya has escaped from her grasp before.

“He’s behind that bush, taking notes right now as we speak.” (Chris)

Then Anko quickly runs towards the bush that I pointed, and she dragged out a white haired Jiraiya.

“OOWWW!!! WATCH THE HAIR!” (Jiraiya) said as Anko was pulling on his long hair.

“I finally caught you, you perverted toad. And now it’s time for my revenge.” (Anko)

“No please no. Not again. The last time you did that to me, I was on the hospital for a week. I still need to write for my book.” (Jiraiya)

“Well you should thought of that before you peeped on me. For the 70th freaking time.” (Anko)

“But your body is so beautiul, how can I resist not writing it in my books.” (JIraiya)

“That line isn’t gonna work here.” (Anko) said as she began to torture Jiraiya with her lethal experiments. And then Jiraiya began screaming in agony, and pain.

I almost felt sorry for Jiraiya. But while Anko was busy with her ‘experiments’ I broke from the rope, and untied Naruto as well. And soon we left the angry Anko behind with the poor crying Jiraiya.

“Woo! We made it out of there. Thank you sensei.” (Naruto) said, but I hit him on the head.

*BONK*

“WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!!” (Naruto) yelled at me confused by my actions.

“Why did you have to drag me along with your problems Naruto. Can’t you tell that I was very close to being one of Anko’s experiments.” (Chris)

“Well i’m sorry. But I was too afraid of her to think of anything.” (Naruto)

“ ‘sigh’ it’s fine Naruto. Well now we better keep going before Anko changes her mind.” (Chris) you can never tell if Anko really did want to release us that easy. So just to be sure, we might as well go further away.

“Yeah we should. Wanna go and get some ramen.” (Naruto)

"Sure." (Chris)

“Chris Walker.” (Yugao) appeared out of nowhere. I don't think i'm gonna be eating that ramen any time soon.

Why was the Anbu looking for me?

“Are you looking for Chris Walker.” (Chris) wait a minute. I remember that mask. It’s the leader of the Anbu who kidnapped me when I first entered this world. I didn’t know it was Yugao.

“Yes. The Hokage wants to see you right now!” (Yugao)

Shit! Has the Hokage realized that he has given me a number of ninjutsu scrolls, and has come to question me about them. But I can’t say no, otherwise the Anbu will take me back by force.

“Okay, lead the way.” (Chris)

I said that as we both ran towards the Hokage’s place.

‘Hm! I wonder what Jiji wants from Sensei.’ Naruto thought.

“There you are whiskers.” (Anko) appeared behind Naruto, and Naruto then felt a cold chill going through his spine.

“NOOOOOO!!!! SENSEI HELP ME!!!!!!” (Naruto) once again screamed out in agony.

I didn’t hear Naruto at all, but I was able to sense Anko coming to our direction. I could have warned Naruto from Anko, but this is payback for what he almost did to me.

Okay i’m confused. First you don’t want to help him, then you want to save him, then you tried to escape without him, and lastly you want to have your revenge on poor Naruto. JUST PICK ONE. JEEZ!!!. This is so confusing, and i’m just a blue box. ┗(｀皿´)┛

 (I guess that Chris is bipolar or something)