Wonder’s social brain completely farted. It was like he was staring at a white screen, looking for words to start his first chapter. The only action he could take was grabbing his bow, but he managed to keep from pulling it out.

Luckily, the “noble” Lightwraith spoke, “Master Wonder was kind enough to teach Master Majin a few things.”

That kicked Wonder’s brain into action. Sending a silent “thank you” look to the lady, he said, “Yes! Apparently your boy got very curious about our fishing op, so here we are.”

Ralton laughed, and Wonder really wished earmuffs were a thing. Seriously, this guy’s voice was the weapon. If he wasn’t careful, Wonder was gonna call him Soundwave.

Ralton said, “What a coincidence! Though thank you for watchin’ him. Got a bit worried when he vanished from the crowds. Presumed it was to do what kids do, but… heh.”

Wonder waved at the beach. “You’re not wrong.” He smirked.

“True! Anyway… oh! You have a youngin’ yourself!” Ralton had spotted

Wonder said proudly, “Two, actually. Third’s on his way.” He shared a knowing smile with Rose.

Ralton laughed. “Fair enough! Congrats!”

He suddenly got a knowing look. “Does your lass have a fancy for my lad~.”

Majin finally spoke. His tone was serious, but an edge of dare question me. “We have lifemated.”

Wonder said, “Uuuuuuuh, I was keeping an eye on you two. And there was definitely notsmoochies going on.”

Sakura blushed, but finally giggled. Majin blushed. Ralton burst into full-on laughter, and slammed Wonder’s back. Wonder nearly fell, but saw his HP was fine. Yay for max DEF…

Ralton said, “Doesn’t matter to Fasis law! If the sense tingles, it’s valid!”

Wonder rubbed his back. “Good to know…”

Ralton said, “Well, at least we don’t have to have a battle competition after all! This shall be epic!”

Rose raised an eyebrow. Wonder figured it was over the whole Sakura-was-clearly-not-a-warrior thing. But he decided to talk to him later.

Wonder said, “Glad to hear. However, Sakura will be staying with my family for now.”

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Sakura looked in relief. Ralton said, “That’s just fine with me!”

He looked awkwardly and finally lowered his voice. He said, “Probably a good idea. When people find out that my boy’s mate ain’t a warrior…”

Wonder finished, “You’ll have a lot of dead Lightwraiths?”

Ralton burst out into laughter. He said, “I like ye, Wonder!”

He smiled. “Though seriously, mind if I pick up me fish? Me cook wants to get started on cooking for a big feast tonight.”

Wonder said, “Totally. It’s these boxes.”

Ralton blinked at the few boxes. He laughed. “I need to pay ye some overtime! I was only expecting one box, at most!”

Wonder said, “Hey, give me a good price, and I’ll bargain.”

Ralton soon left with the boxes, saying he’ll pick up Majin later. The family finished looting the fish and sea creatures before starting a traditional day at the beach.

When they stopped for lunch did Wonder notice a lot of Lightwraiths giving them stares. A few wild arrows got them to stop and run off.

But apparently, they were getting political shit despite Wonder’s attempts to throw them off.

While the kids enjoyed ice cream, Wonder wrote Rose: Hun, am I going crazy, or are we suddenly the center of attention?

You’re not going crazy. We basically have the equivalent of a Lightwraith Prince with us. Good news is that they aren’t crazy enough to try anything. And I think your “warnings” are giving them the idea. The problem will be the announcement.

Uuuuuuuugh, this has to go public. Think we can tell Ralton to keep down-low?

Here, yes. But it is Fasis Tradition for the top families to publicly announce their mating in the city. Uh… there is one other thing. But this we can cover later.

Way to scare me, Rose.

Not bad, it’ll just trigger your social battery really bad.

L

Wonder smiled at his kids. Izuku seemed a little depressed. Wonder typed to him: I’m sure you’ll find someone.

Izuku smiled at Wonder, and bonked him with a tentacle under the table. Wonder giggled, since Izuku’s tentacles had turned to fur. Possibly due to Izuku being a Tamer and gaining “XP” that way, but his tentacles had turned into fur, and general body coloring turned to a more natural version. Wonder could also almost swear that Izuku had nostrils that were visible now, but it was hard to say. His nails were definitely pointed claws.

Wonder if Sakura will wildly change… eh, unlikely. None of the adult Lightwraiths look that different.

Once lunch was done, Majin’s babysitter suddenly turned her head to the side. Wonder realized she had a messaging system similar to his. Wonder said, “I think you two are being called home, Majin.”

Majin frowned, but nodded. He kissed Sakura’s cheek. “I hope I can see you tomorrow.”

Sakura said, “Um… yeah. Maybe. Um…”

Wonder said, “We don’t have any immediate plans to leave. Unless your fam evacuates… or your dad explodes my head with his voice… we should be able to meet tomorrow. That right, Rose, or am I forgetting something?”

Rose shook her head, smiling softly. “I don’t see anything. Wait… where’s Crisis?”

They all froze and looked around. The undead bodyguard was gone.