“CONGRATS YOU ENDED THE WAR!!!”

Wonder nearly jumped through the stall’s roof. He looked around. That was definitely notMalchon! But just as loud…

The third party?

“Who’s there?!?”

“Look in the mirror!”

Wonder did, and saw his reflection now had neon green eyes. Reflection smirked. “Since the one who offered you the Quest is being a bit of a rebellious A-Hole, I’m gonna be the one to offer congratulations!”

A new pop up came in the screen: Quest finished: End the War!

Wonder glared at his reflection. “Who are you?”

“Tee-hee-hee! Can’t you guess, friend?”

Suddenly the image morphed into Wonder’s old form. The female, flat-chested, brunette form. Only the eyes remained the same, an intense neon green. She said, “Or should I say alt?”

Wonder blinked. He said, “You’re me?”

“Of sorts! You know the multiverse… on my pathway, I became a knowledge god! One that rules this Sector of the multiverse!” She spun.

Wonder bit his lip. “…why.”

“Why what?”

“Why summon me?”

“Because I trust myself, that’s why! Also… let’s be honest… you are one of our alts that is male, and has been locked by Earth’s rules too long.”

The female rubbed her neck. “Oh geez, I just realized what I said. Talk about weird in the mouth…”

Wonder rolled his eyes, but had to silently agree. He said, “OK, Wonder-Eye. Why did you even need a summon in the first place?”

“Well, basically, I needed someone who could kick a little ass and end this war. Possibly this whole twisted lazy-god situation.”

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Wonder said, “You want me to kick a god’s ass?!?”

“Nope… but I won’t stop yah either!” She winked.

She grew serious. “No… I saw the situation with Mids and thought oh fuck they need backup. So I found the version of myself I could trust the most.”

She smirked. “And look, my data was correct!”

Wonder groaned. He had been a bit of an info and lore hog back then. Apparently this version of himself went total Ravenclaw then. He said, “So what now?”

“Now? Now I poke and see what the heck Malchon is up to. I didn’t expect him to go full rogue… then again, I don’t have full access to this Dimension.”

Wonder said, “Then go ask Kat! He’s a decent guy…”

“True, but he’s already pissed off about Light just flopping on the couch. I’m not risking getting misinterpreted yet.”

Wonder groaned. “…look. I have a family now. This just happened perfectly.”

Wonder-Eye raised her hands. “Nope, that is fair! I’m not gonna ask you to do more unless you want to.”

She smirked. “In fact, a Quest this big deserves a Reward, does it not?”

She waved, and an actual box appeared. Wonder opened it, and saw a familiar glowing orb. Inside was sleeping what looked to be a chibi... no, a few. The status box popped up:

Myzune Civilians

Servants of the Ultimate Knowledge God Great Beholder, the Myzune love knowledge, free will, and family above all else. Loyal and friendly to a fault, Civilians are also hard workers, dedicated to their god, and enjoy cuddles. Once they decide you are friend-family, you are for life.

Accept/Tame/Recruit?: Y/N

Wonder raised an eyebrow. Beholder laughed. “Oh, come on! I want my deets. And besides… these little guys are great babysitters, and hard workers. I got some volunteers from my Beast Ranch Equivalent Sector, so they can help on the Ranch when you set it up.”

Wonder sighed, and hit Y. He said, “I will have to tell Kat, you know.”

“Sure! Have him contact me via the SIIN. It was Server who told me there was shit going on here anyway.”

Wonder blinked. “Wait… what?”

“Gotta go! If I keep the connection on too long I get traced! Wishin’ you the best, Alt!”

Beholder vanished, and Wonder’s confused face was there instead. In his arms, about 5 chibis were waking up and yawning. Wonder looked more at these Myzune. Big round heads, small bodies with rounded stumps instead of hands and feet, big eyes, and mouths only visible if they were opened… yeah, super cute chibis.

Rosescent walked in. “Is the… oh. Are you able to spawn, uh…”

Wonder said, “No. These are Myzune. Um… it’s a long, weird story, and I’m not sure I know all the deets.”

The Myzune cooed and giggled, and some were looking at Rosescent in interest. Two jumped onto the ground, bouncing with a boing and looking around in curiousity. Instead of words, they said: “My-Zune! My? Zune Zune!”

Subtitles appeared in Wonder’s vision. It was just: Good morning! Who are you? Are we in a bathroom?

What the…?

Wonder sighed. “I think I’m done with gods for a while.”

Rosescent chuckled.