TF, YOU MEAN I LOST 678 OF THE 800 FIRECRACKERS I sent?

Like bruh, how, how, why? God why..... Wait, I'm god, lmao. Ah shiyte. Like how. J-just how, I'm not mad, more of... I can't explain it; I'm too retarded. It's just, WOW.

Oh god, the poor major. She's fucking fuming right now. Gawdamn. I saw the last remnants of the glorious firecracker battalion just march solemnly back to base. I felt so bad that I personally made Evictus and two of his personal guards give the major and the remaining firecrackers my condolences.

Too bad I'm going to send them back to the frontlines after a week of rest. That land isn't going to conquer itself.

Oh god.... Meletia is fucking crying. Gawdamn. Like. You need tissues, girl? No? Nah, she can't hear me; I'm monologuing to myself.

Sigh.

On ANOTHER note, remember the rail road system I planned? Yeah, that one? Yeah, it's going quite well. I made a sort of crane that will perfectly set rails. Each rail has a sort of locking system that only requires a bolt, like normal rails. But I don't trust myself, so I made the bolt dig at least 10 inches into the ground, basically embedding themselves into it.

Will it cause problems in the long run? Most likely. Do I care? No, that's what my Aculons are made for. They deal with the shit I throw at them while I continue to do my funny experiments.

I'm god. What the fuck are they going to do? I can literally make them implode. Eheheheheh

Ahem. Enough with the psychotic rant.

What's good, though, is that the battledroids were actually quite effective. I mean, I could have just sent the ratte, but it's too beautiful to be used for such barbaric deeds.

Also, the artillery was pretty cool, though I did think some of the firecrackers got shell shocked, but I just call that a skill issue. To be honest, why was I worried about the artillery firing too high? The roof is literally 9 kilometers up. I keep forgetting how big a kilometer is.

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I WANNA MAKE A YO MAMA JOKE SO BAD.

Anyway, I've been working on something. You can tell it's already bad, can't you?

Well, just for that, I ain't telling you.

So, like, I've actually added a few thousand more residents to my city. I realized that it's pretty fucking empty. So, like, I have about 100,000+ people in my city. All of which have different elements they control; thus, racism is rampant, which is fucking hilarious.

Like, yall are mostly the same. Why are yall fighting? I ain't breaking it up, though; I'll let them figure it out. I kind of want my city to be low density, so that's basically why I have 100k+ and not 500k–1m, though there is a gigantic possibility of me changing that because I'm planning on expanding.

No, I'm not expanding my influence; I'm too lazy. Nah, I plan on making a mini-me. Then sending it off with a bunch of Aculons. I'm not calling them humans, stfu.

Anyway, I'm still trying to figure it out. Though I am a little apprehensive, because, like, what if I can't control the mini me? And I'm not gonna lie, I'm a gigantic asshole and a control freak, so yeah. But I AM ALSO MENTALLY insane, SO I STILL PLAN ON DOING IT.

Ahem.

You know what would be even funnier? What if I just sent each of the first spawns alongside like 50k of their people with the same element as them to create their own cities? Racism would increase due to how everyone is staying in their own cities with people using the same elements as them. Holy sh*t, I'm going to do that.

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And just because it takes only 13 years for an aculon to fully grow, that's still more than enough time to form a hate culture. I'm going to do that; none of you can stop me.

Pfft. I'm just imagining the earth elements making up gang wars, because, uuuuhhhh, this sounds racist, BUT HEAR ME out. their black........ I KNOW IT SOUNDS WRONG, BUT PLEASE, YOU GOT TO TRUST ME ON THIS. I made them black to be inclusive. I SWEAR.

Errrrr. Good thing Twitter doesn't know of my existence.

Speaking of Twitter, I've got to get this off my chest, so let me go off on a rant. Like guys, I'm too young to relate to the slightly older generation, but I'm also too old to relate to the newer generation. LIKE WHAT TF AM I SUPPOSED TO BE? WHY ARE YALL PRETENDING TO HAVE MENTAL ILLNESSES? WHAT TF HAPPENED IN 1998? I WASN'T BORN YET.

Have I played that game? OF COURSE NOT, I WAS STILL IN MY DAD'S HAIRY BALLS. STOP MAKING UP MORE WORDS JUST SO YOU CAN FEEL MORE SPECIAL. BLUD, CHERRY POP, IDK, PINK DROP, WHY, JUST WHY.

WTF DOES WAP MEAN?!?! My friends assured me that it does not imply worship and prayer; did that random stranger from among us lie?

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I don't want to wa... I do-...rpdoepwdp.... Uncontrollable Sobbing.

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Anyway, where was I again? I forgor..... Oh yeah, pilgrimage thingy, idk, migration? Whatever. So yeah, instead of, you know, solving racism, I'm ENCOURAGING IT.

BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELTS, CAUSE RATHER THAN DRIVING ON A BUMPY ROAD, WE'RE DRIVING OFF MOUNT EVEREST. WOOOOOOOOH.

*wipes tear*

I'm insane....... Yeah, I have to add fucking asterisks since I don't have a physical body. The worst part about it is that the voices in my head are still there. AND I CAN'T FUCK THEM. OH MY GOD (me), I'M SO HORNY.

Anyway, it looks like Meletia is trying to find a way to fix this Gigantic, you know how she lost more than half of every single firecracker. DOES SHE PLANNING ON MAKING A BREEDING CAMP TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM?

No, of course not; I'm the only one insane enough to do that.

Hmmmm..... Maybe I should work on the firecracker armor and weapons first? Yeah, I'll hold off sending them back to the frontlines for about a month. Considering it took them two days of travel to reach Beacon City from the frontlines,

I need that railroad now. Like holy sh*t that takes too long. Not only that, the entire army has now left my sphere of influence, so I'm basically blind right now.

Why didn't I help them if they were still in my sphere of influence, you ask? I don't know, I was too busy watching; my brain was on holiday, so my eyes had to take both the morning and night shifts.

That doesn't make sense, because it doesn't. But you can't say that since you don't fucking question a god.

Anyway, why didn't the firecrackers just retreat? Like going back to a safer and more strategic position. Hold on, let's check their combat doctrines real quick. Don't worry, I'm a master skimmer.

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PFFT: AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. HOLY SHIT THE FUCKING MORONS ACTUALLY LISTENED TO MY EXTREMELY FLAWED DOCTRINE HAHAHAHAHHAHA

MADA FACKAS ARE A GROUP OF DUMMIES AHAHAHHAHAHA.

I don't feel bad anymore; any normal person could see just how flawed that doctrine is. Oh my god. Jesus christ. This is hilarious.

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Anyway, the schools, or school since there is literally only one school in the entire city, but this singular school is fucking Gigantic, like holy shit it's huge. That's what she didn't say.

Like holy sh*t, several hundred rooms, all of which have enough space to fit like a hundred or so teenagers. I offer my deepest condolences to the teachers. Maybe I should make two or three teachers run a single classroom. Yeah, I'll put that aside for now.

Next was the cafeteria. Unlike america. I made sure that Evictus personally handpicked the best cooks from multiple elements; this is to ensure each element might be familiar with what people from their elements likes or whatever.

They will serve an array of meals. Ranging from normal breakfast sizes consisting of milk, a handful of scrambled eggs, 2 bacon slices, and toast. To fucking 5-star meals that consist of a bowl of soup of their choosing, an array of egg types, meat, mashed potatoes, or hash browns, fucking as many bacon slices as they want, and any type of drink they may want. The basic meals are provided for free and must not fall below the standard, while the gourmet meals can either be bought or, if you're an honor student, could be free.

I also plan on increasing competition by making a rank above honors. I don't know what to call them; I'll let yall choose. But anyway, these students are above the fucking honor students and thus are given far more privilege. They can not only skip classes they deem unnecessary; they can also order custom-made meals for free.

Also, yeah, I went a little overboard and made, err, who was the earth's first spawn again? I forgave his name... Oh yeah, his name was Burge Terra. Yeah yeah.

I made Burge create several other fun little Do you call them activity centers? Yeah, I'll just call them activity centers. Yeah, so there's a pool, a soccer field, a football field, several courts on the rooftops that can be used for badminton or tennis, a volleyball court, a fucking hockey center, wrestling, a fully equipped gym, an archery/shooting range, a gold course... YOU GET THE POINT: THIS SCHOOL IS MASSIVE.

The future students could also choose to live in dorms, which are provided for free. Fucking 1200 square feet of space for 4 people All of which share a single bedroom with four beds, which can be replaced with bunk beds to encourage infighting.

It is also fully furnished with a dining room, kitchen, bathroom, an AC and heating unit, and a small Living room. They can either ask for the chefs to deliver their meals to their rooms so they can eat them there. For a few bucks, of course, that sh*t ain't free.

So back to me malding over just how massive this school is. Like holy sh*t, it is massive. I had to reread just how big it is. A whopping 500 000 square meters. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THAT CRAP IS MASSIVE. It ain't even funny how massive this school is. It takes up a large portion of my city's 2500 square kilometers. It's a good thing I plan on increasing its size soon. Maybe to about 10,000 square kilometers.

I don't have to worry about it being too big since exponential growth is a thing. Now back to my school.

Next, my school system I can either choose between two very flawed systems. The normal American school system Or the caste system. Students from the caste system are taught the basics in elementary school and two years into middle school. From basic math to farming, herding, knitting, tax paying, you name it, Just the basic necessities to survive. Now, After the 8-year grace period, the students must choose a single path. Marketing, business, sports, painting, ETC Basically, college sh*t They will specialize in anything related to the subject they choose. They can also switch classes every 3 months or so if they do not like the subject they want to specialize in. Absolutely FLAWED I know.

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Okay, I pulled this one out of my ass, but how about a school system that is based not around exams or assignments? None of that shit, no, this system is all about teaching the students the very basics and letting them figure out how to do shit on their own. Libraries will of course have that knowledge. Their grades will also be based on their performance in figuring it out, I guess. Yeah. I'll let yall choose. This school is going to be absolute hell.

And yall are going to pick the school system we shall implement so when everything goes to shit I can blame you. Sorry its just that I'm god your not. You don't even exist you're a figment of my own imagination.