The void letting me go and the goo being removed from my body, I'm freed and jump out, barely clipping the edge of it and stumbling I open my arms for my 10 star landing. Nacho gives no applause, she sits in her kitty bed rolling her eyes at me, heeyy and she said I was a cool nerd, she's acting like i'm not one of the uncool nerds! I won't stand for this!

I leap over and scoop the Nacho, her tiny kitty wails of telling me to let her go passing through ignored ears, she is my scooped nacho and will be forever scooped! “Tell me I'm a cool nerd agaaaiinnn! I'm the coolest, Nacho!”

“Yes yes you're the coolest, unhand me! This is an indignation of the highest class for one such as myself! Outrageous!”

“Yaayyy the coolest! I beat all the other nerds up with my bang and shwing!” I put her down placing her gently on her kitty bed just like the bestest kitty she is. I remember that there is important news. “Nacho Nacho, tomorrow we are going on an adventure!… Well, in like 5 hours haha so get all your kitty supplies ready for adventure!” She doesn't seem impressed, silly thing, adventure is the best!

“Ugh shall I book tickets then? … Wait 5 hours… I will be back in an hour then… I need to make sure my uhh… friend… knows I won't be around for the next day and wonder where I am…” I look at her with so much adoration.

“You’re soo cuutteee Nachhooo, aawww I’ll see you when you're back! Oh oh! Bring them a treat from me?! When do I get to meet them! Aahhh I bet they are adorable like my Nacho!” My whole face is smooshed against theirs, their tiny paws bapping at my forehead trying to make me let go as they wail in anger.

“No, they don't need to be corrupted by you! Back vile fiend back! I smile and lay down next to her, I'm really glad we get to go out… it's going to be my first friends In a while and I'm really happy they get to meet you… Dont be out too late! I'm going to crash, although it's like a 5 hour trip so we can book one of those private bed ones! Ahhh I’m so excited! What should I wear… FUCK, DO I HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR?!” oh no no no no, wait uhhh! I look at the time and see that shops should be opening by now, the light coming up into the apartment.

“Nacho I need to buy clothes! I have no clothes, literally none! we still have the expedited delivery stuffs set up yeah? I'm going to have to buy so many, ahhh come back quickly so you can help me pick thheeemmm!!” Nacho has started putting on her little backpack, as she does, the door opens letting her out.

“Yes yes… I'll be back soon, the delivery should be able to come straight in, make sure you shower first, you don't want to get any of the leftover Oscium residue on your clothes, it will never come out in the wash, and If I see any clothes in the trash Kiera I swear to the gods I will ignore you for a month! Humph.” She steps out and I can't help but pout, stupid clothes that look bad, I have the money I just don't want things anymore that don't fit! The things that do are filled with countless holes but aren't super pretty or anything! Why don't girls just not care about what I wear, we are going to get naked anyway jeeze!

Mnn naked girls… Fuck I bet they are fucking! Ahhh I wanna fuck tooo!!! Ugh… Maybe they will let me watch the video of LilMoo getting fucked… Well, I know Zel will let me watch, but it’s only right that Lil approves of me salivating over her fucking first… uuggghhh fuck… stupid brain!

I get into my computer room and smack the big start up button so I can hear my kitten of a computer purr for me. She revs and I feel the energy course through the room, the vibes exploding! Aahhh yuuussss, need this! I jump into my chair and go to yell for one of my big gulpers and realize… oh… NACHO ISN'T HERE I HAVE TO GET IT MYSELLFFF… maybe I should get a second Nacho… Would she be okay with occupying two bodies though?! Probably not! Not that my bank account could take it nyehehe rippers!

I pull up all the clothing connection stores I have under my express delivery service and run down the list, ugh do I go boring or like a dress… no, fuck no, no dresses! I need a new haircut to try for the emo look damnit! Could I get a person delivered?! Or is that like Illegal… Fuck, the ones nearby only have people come over on weekends! And it's a public holiday, I guess that doesn't count, or counts worse!? Not like I would know… okay okay… short shorts and and and… some kind of cute tank top?! Okay… these 6 shorts and skirts and… these 10 shirts and jackets! Yes, surely some of this will fit!

I press the order button and start vibrating in my chair needing something to occupy my hands but with no big gulper to drink I just zone out, after what feels like a decade there is a beeping at the door, NACHO AND OR CLOTHES?!

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The door opens when I get close and 6 flying robots fly in, deposit the bags and beep at me, I pat one on the head and it beeps in recognition before flying off out and over the balcony. “Bye bye thank you!!” I tear into the bags leaving the recycled paper all over the floor, Nacho will probably play with it when she thinks I’m not looking hehe, score!

I lay out all the clothes all over the living room, mixing and matching and pairing them all together best I can, but by the time Nacho gets back it's been an hour and she looks a little bit ruffled. “Nachoooo I missed youuu!! You're looking a bit more messed up than usual when you come back nyehe, have fun with your friend? Oh help me pick out which looks the best!”

“As usual you have made a mess in record time… and yes it was… interesting… A child refused to let go of me, my friend defended me and we had to run away from some angry people. I told them I could activate the emergency gravity generator but they wouldn't stand for it… or didn't know what I was talking about… probably both, uhh lets see… this, this and this. I’m going to take a rest and recharge my batteries. Try to get some sleep will you? I literally cannot carry you to the station!”

“Hehe I left some for you so you could play with it! I know you will, you think I don't know what you do when my back is turned you little Nacho cutie! Oh! Should I put in a report?! People shouldn’t touch my Nacho without permission! Only I'm allowed to scoop! Wah! I’m glad your friend was there though, really attached to them aren't you hehe, I'm happy for you my adorable Nacho.”

They turn away from me and curl up into their bed, “It's fine I’ve let the local authorities know… and they are… Unique… Special…” I know what they are feeling all too well… Will they think I’m special too… I'm sure they already think I'm pretty unique at least…

I pick up the shirt, shorts and jacket that she suggested, making sure they are safe and easily accessible for tomorrow. The rest I throw into the bedroom, letting it scatter, perfection!

I climb into bed and feel it warm up under me with the heated under-blanket, my feet going from frozen solid to actual human temperature. I turn on my console and hesitate briefly before clicking on my sister's messenger icon.

< No new messages >

Yeah… just the usual then… I click on our messages and see that the last one I sent had been read at least… Maybe she is somewhere undercover and just not safe enough for her to message me… She never stays safe and I hate it… always putting up a front for me… but I’ve seen the things on the news about what her group has done in the name of ‘peace’... The only peace I will ever get is when she comes home, telling me about all the places she’s been to, all while leaving out all the reasons she actually went to those places for… For the good of Earth, What about for the good of me?! How can I trust that anymore when I keep seeing things on the news from the places she’s been too?! Fuck! Like nothing directly connecting her and her little fucking gay group! but still, like it's obvious… She chose this life… over me…

I think to what I told Lil and Zel, I mean… I really do miss those times, even with all the moving and sometimes it being shit on the boats, not eating much and having to help where I can… My sister always trying to protect little 13 year old me… She always said having planes would make our lives so goddamn easy, that Janus hitting made it impossible to get a commercial flight, not until they finally got everything up and running with the mag-lines did it make it easier for her traveling, and even then it felt like we had to hide constantly…

I just want her home… She knows where I am, she knows I miss her, the countless messages that have been left on read. The last time I’d seen her she said she would be back, I can't keep waiting for her! Tomorrow is the start of a new life with my friends who actually seem to like me for me. They haven't asked for anything of me, just wanting me there! Like, I have lots to offer! I could like, pay them to like me?! Speaking of… I haven't streamed in a while, maybe they will let me stream or video the dungeon… It would be cool, I mean, hopefully not traumatizing, at least not for Lil… although from what she says it should only be the trauma of the headmoosters lady… uhh yay, maybe it's just small trauma, tiny trauma! Maybe she’s just afraid of Cali from eating too many carrots and getting puked on hah.

I fade away into sleep, my thoughts filling with non-sense of the night as it sends me off to sleep, hah… fucking ‘my girlfriends the moon’… what a classic… uhh.. I could be their girlfriend… nah… they would never… ugh stupid sister’s fucking militia or whatever… fucking Ophidian bullshit, fuck you for taking my sister from me…