What else could I do except eat everything within the city? Festivals mean foob! Even better, it's a sea city! Maybe they have their own special smooshi or like fried tentacles! Is it cannibalism if you're a squid girl and you eat one of those? I need to write a list for Zel to answer for me later heh, overwhelm her with questions so she doesn't notice me sneaking bites of her foob, that's basically free foob at that point! Or I could get Lil to buy me foob, I’m sure I could convince her by using my charms! … I pat my tits and sigh a little, w-well my lovable charisma I guess, I should have given myself tits! But then I would wake up in real life and be titless and get angy ahh! Frustrating…

I feel sorry for myself before I realize I'm holding the bag Mershi threw at me, instantly my attitude swaps as I pull out all the things in the bag. Soo much moneeyyy and levellss and I guess spider stuff?.. A book?! PAH! I'll get the girls to just tell me its contents or something, readings for boring nerds! I’m one of those cool nerds with like cool nerd hobbies, like… fuck… streaming and gaming I guess… fuck I have no hobbies! I’ll ask Nacho if she thinks I’m a cool nerd later, she better say yes!

I pull out the card and get ready to charge back down to the docks to buy a ship, realizing that it's definitely closed… not that I’m not going down there anyway… ugh my brain is over fried… mmnn fried, right foob! I leave the guild with excitement in my footsteps for the possibility of foob, as I do I see a familiar silhouette in front of me, starting to head down to the docks looking slightly disheveled.

“Ahaha Hey Cow Tits, looks like someones given you the fucking of your life nye!” Lil looks around slowly towards me, apprehension in her movements and a heavy blush on her face. “Wait… seriously?! But I wanted to fuck you first nye!” She looks at me shocked at my slight outburst.

“Wait you wanted to fuck me moo?” I can only stare agape at her expression of surprise, I want to yell out well duh! But then I realise I never actually showed her I wanted to fuck her, just that I wanted to be squished and dommed… I’m such a fucking dummy!

“YES! I WANT TO BEND YOU OVER YOU DAMN HOT ASS WOMAN NYE!” She blushes and puts her hands up to her face and sighs into them deeply.

“I mean… we could at least like, meet in person and stuff first? Idk I'm not good at this shit, Zel is the one who is better to talk to! You've seen her lists online right? I know you both talk a bunch, fuck… I need a drink moo…” God she's a mess!

“How did you even get into such a mess? Not that I'm complaining that I don't get any heh-nye, I got plenty of action last night nye!” I nudge her on the butt as we start walking to the docks and she makes a groan of pain and a tinge of pleasure, the blush going further down her neck.

“There's a really hot Fox bartender at the bar, she’s like some moon fox or something, a massive top with a husky voice, really did things to me. She said she was in heat or something cause of the full moon and uhh locked me in her shop… didn’t think I was going to make it out without a fucking of my life considering her uhh advantage on me so I just let it happen. First time I’d been the bottom as well, I hope my ass doesnt feel this sensitive when I'm back IRL or I'm not going to be able to sit properly for like a week moo!” Fuck… fucking hell I wanna be involved next time thats so fucking awesome! I fucking love this game! Well except for killing spider-girls… it's okay though, maybe the next one won't be so crazy?!

We make it to the same street I went down before to get to the docks and look over all the lights and activity happening. All the people running around putting up lights and stalls, the ships moving out of the central area so that it's clear for the moon to fall over the clear water and so that they don't make any waves when it hits midnight, it's frigging beautiful! The smell of foob is wafting up the road making me salivate, I deserve to indulge, I’ve done so much work today! Like I got up! And I went to the Docks! And I went to the guild! And now I’m back at the docks! All in a day's work for Keeks the mistress of doom for bad guys! Muhahaha

I pull at Lilias hand and she smiles at me so nicely that it makes me all fuzzy inside. I pull her down the road all the way to the stalls that are being set up, I need to sample everything tonight, every single stall, ugh if only Zel was here! She could make me a chart or something so that I could remember what I had eaten from which stall!

Since they are still mostly getting set up I find a clearing that's not occupied and tell Lil to hold it for us. She stares off into the setting sun as I wander off. After a little bit I find someone selling calamari or something like it, instead of being battered it’s fried with some spicy stuff, I ask for a big order since we still have a long night ahead of us and bring it back to eat with her, we sit in silence for a while before I can't resist taking out pictures of my little Nacho to show her.

“And this is one where she thought I wasn't watching but she was acting like a real kitty and doing the whole getting on her back to play with things above her thing! She is always the cutest when she thinks no one is watching, then gets super angry when she sees the video being uploaded to the house storage haha she doesn't have permission to delete anything so I get to annoy her lovingly this way nye!” I always love talking about Nacho, they are my ultimate cutie ever since they came into my life, my one true friend.

“How much did it cost to get such a realistic cat body for her moo?” I have to think about it for a minute since there was so much that I had done.

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“Mnnn I think it was about 45000 credits? It wiped out my savings in one fell swoop after already buying the Capsule haha but it was soo worth it! I got so many upgrades to the initial design from the sales person that they nearly had a heart attack haha! I bet they got a hefty bonus from it! They had to even call their corporate to see if it was possible to add more things that I asked for, she’s as cat-like as possible! She’s a lot heavier than a normal kitty but has the latest Sci-Axium technology! I bet she could beat up a truck if she wanted too! Hehe nye!”

She really is special, there is no other kitty like her in the world, that's what was promised to me at least. There's only one Keeks in the world and only one Nacho, we are the 2 musketeers ready to fight death for each other!

Lil pulls out some pictures of her kitty Buta, a really fat orange thing with the derpiest look on their face and massive eyes. They almost don’t look like a real kitty, almost like they’re begging for lasagne. “This is my Buta, my uhh aunts rescued them when they were little and on the street and they couldn't keep them in their current apartment so I asked if I could have them… when I first met them they would only sit on my lap, we were destined to be together, both thrown out on the streets and no home. They got too big cause I couldn't say no to them eating, I get it though. I was the same on the street, fill up your stomach when you can because you don't know when your next meal is. I guess cats never really change that habit as easily as people do, I mean it took me like 3 years to actually stop being a glutton even with my heavy working out and staying in shape haha moo!”

She's laughing about such a thing… fuck… I was never on the street but it felt like I never had a home, but here’s someone without a real home for so long, I guess until she met Zel, laughing about such a thing like its a big joke, but from what I know she has had a monstrous life, to the point that she stopped considering herself human once upon a time, fuck that…

I lean into her side and she stops laughing, we just sit there eating in silence again, I try to change the mood feeling like I've ruined it, maybe she thinks she’s ruined it? Fuck! I should have laughed along like it was normal, but it wasn’t. It made me feel so fucking bad for her, like she’s constantly been fucking shit on all her life and she’s finally allowed to be a person now, fuck Zel was right, she’s fragile…

“Did you uuhh tell Zel about you getting dommy destroyed hehenye?” She blushes instantly diverting her concentration off the previous thing, jackpot, Zel was right, shes easy to sidetrack from her feelings at least!

“Uhh yeah, she was busy doing research and hyper fixating so she just told me to have fun and record it… which I did, so I guess she wants to watch it later with me moo…” I stare agape at her and send Zel a scathing message.

< WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME LIL WAS GETTING FUCKED?! I COULD HAVE HELPED!! >

I probably wasn't that far behind either! I mean I walked around a bunch and got sidetracked for an hour or so but still! “Next time! Slam down big style! Promise me nye!” She bursts out loud at my declaration, how rude “I’m serioouusss I wanna do the slam downs nye!” I push out my cheeks in annoyance and it just makes her laugh at me more, she grabs me and picks me up, placing me on her lap, pulling my head into her breasts, yeah that's more like it!

“Okay… next time I’m getting destroyed il send you an invite to help with the slam-down big style times heh moo.”

“And! I want a ship! I got like… 7000 gold or something from those quests or whatever! So I think we should all chip in to buy a ship… and! I get to be pirate queen! I mean captain, okay nye?!” I look up and donk my head on the cow bell making it ring slightly and making her giggle.

“I feel like that’s a group decision, I don't think Zel would say no to a sea adventure though. It's not like we had any plans when we started the game, or at least none that I know of… she could have everything laid out for all I know, but to have more fun with me and our new favorite Yeen, I'm sure she would make an exception moo.” I nod in acceptance of our concrete contracts of buying a ship and using all our money for it regardless of the wants of my new sla- crew members! Yuussss!

Lil rubs my hair pushing me deeper between her things from the impact of her hands, damn girl’s gotta get used to that strength, not that I don't mind being pushed around hehe. She seems to remember something and interrupts my thoughts of getting deeper between these legs, “Oh! Also I unlocked a dungeon! Seems that when you unlock one it becomes yours for the week and no one else can use it without your permission! It’s some nightmare one though, uhh but not my nightmares, I wouldn't dare do it if that was the case moo!”

“Damn, how did you unlock a dungeon nye?” She shrugs.

“I think it was like a reward for saving Cali since the headmaster of the orphanage was the one I found it with, uhh which also she’s now like… asleep and technically trapped in the dungeon so we gotta save her from it! So I’ll share the quest when both you and Zel are here and can talk about it, but the guild is going to do some stuff first so we don't have to do it straight away if that makes sense moo?” I salute and everything she just said goes out of my memories as I lean back between her tits and scoff down more foob, ahh this is the life!

Now all I need is the rest of the stalls to be up and the real night starts, maybe Lil will let me play pirate ship under the moonlight!