I approach cautiously with the hesitation of someone without 10k gold asking for a comeuppance of fighting knowledge. She doesn't respond as I approach, wholly engrossed in her book. As I get closer I see that she has a Salacious grin on her face. A small huhuhu coming from her lips into her tea… I can see what she is so distracted by I guess, absorbed in her porn book worse than Keeks would at a pair of boobs.
“Ahem… I'm LilMoo, an adventurer th-” She makes a tch noise with her mouth and puts up a hand… she must be at a good part? I sit down and pour myself a cup of tea from the teapot in front of her. She doesn't even notice… At least it's got a really nice vibe here, soft carpeted floors with walls made of paper and wood like one of those Japanese rooms. At the back of the room is a dias made of wood with a few stands, swords lay upon them.
We sit for what feels like half an hour by which she finally puts her book down satisfied. She wipes a tear from the corner of her eye and sighs. Damn must have been good porn. “I'm surprised you stayed and didn't try to disturb me like the rest. You should never disturb a woman when she’s reading a sophisticated story! One must have patience to be the very best!” I stare gobsmacked that she considered her porn book sophisticated, but it could have had a good undertone story…
“Ahh y-yes of course, you looked like you were having too much enjoyment and didn't want to disturb you moo…” She nods with such conviction, I would think I said something amazing.
“So! Do you have the money? It won't cost you pennies to train with the master of the universe!” I hesitate and bring up the amount of money in my inventory… I mean… it's close?
“I’m close to having enough money… but I thought I would talk to you first moo?” She raises one eyebrow not looking pleased.
“What, do you think this is some kinda scam?! Fine Fine I get it! You need to experience it before you will put your money forth right?!” Eyes wide I shake my head back and forth.
“N-no no! That's not what I thought, I just didn't want to waste your time if it wasn't for me moo” She snorts and gets into a fighting stance before jumping back and forth quickly on her feet, moving around the room as fast as I can see.
“Cmon get on your feet! I’ll show you what a real martial Artist can do!” I rise up on my hooves and get into a loose judo stance, making sure I can swap to boxing if I need to.
“You're one of those ones that come back to life right? So I guess I won't have to hold back!!” She approaches rapidly, her footsteps sounding like the patter of rain on a tin roof as she approaches in a straight line, I harden my stance and get ready to pull her punch off center so that I can counter attack.
< You have died - Respawn time in 5 minutes >
… umm… wait… I what?!
< Due to being killed by a neutral combatant no negative effects or loss of person/items have been applied >
Whhhhyyyyy!? I just wanted to talk to her! Why did it end up with me dying in one punch that I didn't even see?! HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO TRAIN ME IF THAT'S HOW STRONG SHE IS!?
I look around and realize I’m back in my Home Acess Point, I sit down on the couch and try to mellow out, after a minute Fia seems to realize I'm there and runs up to me.
“Nooo my poor little Lilia! You had your first death… at least it wasn't a bad one right?... I would have to hack the game a little if our cutie got messed up!” She hugs me against the couch making me feel super awkward but not saying no, her hugs are warm and motherly, really helping my situation.
“Heh, I can't believe you were the first to die.” Fifi stumbles in on her little doll legs and sits down next to Buta, making noises at them in their princess bed as they roll around on their back. Just hearing people's voices push their ‘pamper me’ button. “I thought it would be my Zelia trying to save you or something that would get her killed. Woman has no sense of calm when it comes to your big cow behind.” Her words spark annoyance at just how monotone they are… I mean yes my behind is large… but it shouldn't make Zelia sacrifice herself for it!
The timer quietly approaches 0 as Fia babies me. I let her since we haven't hung out as much since Zelia and I have been having a lot of uhh.. private moments in the house. Maybe we could do a big movie night at some point… Maybe even Keeks can come… bring her beloved nacho cat, I’m sure Buta would be happy to have another cat to play with… even if it technically isn't a real cat… is that rude of me then to call nacho a cat still?...
< Returning you to your body in a safe place >
“Have a wonderful night darling!” Fia gives me one last big hug before I’m brought back into the game.
“See! I told you! Next time you visit, bring your damn money! And don't waste my time!” The front door of the dojo is slammed in my face shaking the signs above me. I hastily move back, not ready for my 2nd death in only 5 minutes.
You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story.
I-I guess I will have to… unless I want to just get straight up killed again… It would be a good way to test how strong I get though? Maybe I'll last longer next time! The prospect of using an easy death inspires me to get stronger. I wouldn't even have to pay for it just to test my strength.
Seeing the sun going down, I message the girls and let them know I’ll do some shopping and then meet them at the dock for the festival. I get a reply back from both of them pretty quickly, Zel’s with a big heart and Keeks’s with a “I just wan a ship ;~;” ahh I bet she found out she needs her guild license, the poor thing is probably a moping mess.
It feels like it's such an occasion I want to look pretty for… It can be hard to look pretty when both sides of your body hang out lustily and turn it into something more horny than pretty looking. Maybe someone can help me find something that is in between viking warrior and pretty lady?
I visit a few shops before I stumble upon one that has a familiar fox woman in it, her silver fur and purple hair bringing thoughts of her voice and what it did to my brain. Thinking quickly, I slip off my ring of Canidae hornyness and go inside.
“Hi, it's nice to meet you again, moo!” They turn around, take one look at me, then another, moving their eyes slowly up and down.
“Hhmmm the pleasures all mine, I would know that body anywhere yan~” From the look she’s giving me I may have made a mistake coming in here, much less needing to take the ring off. She's looking at prey and I’m beef jerky.
“Uhh yeah I’m pretty noticeable haha... Umm I thought you were a bartender moo?...” She giggles and approaches me with a dress in hand and scissors in the other, she snips at the air making me think of a position that my body would rather like to be in right now.
“Oh I am~ I help my sister prepare for the moonlight festival whenever it’s on though, It's always impossible to find out until a day or 2 before… It’s said that's where my tribe came from, so when the full moon is out, it really drives us, puts us into heat… ya know yan?~” I step back and suddenly find myself against a pile of clothes nearly falling through it. I have to step off it and I start coughing, trying to defuse the situation. Clothes… CLOTHES! I WANTED CLOTHES, NOT ANYTHING ELSE, DEFINITELY!
“CLOTHES PLEASE! Uuhh I mean I need some clothes to wear tonight moo” she giggles huskily and moves behind the counter, dropping the scissors and dress she was holding.
“Well little big thing, you've come to the right place~ I can get you undressed and dressed in something much nicer in a snap… We could even pause midway for a while If you’d like yan?” Oh fuck… her voice is really doing things to my head, it’s dripping in want. I can smell how in heat she is from here… I quickly message Zel.
< Help I’m trying to find clothes and I might get jumped by a fox girl in heat! > I get a message back nearly instantly.
< Have fun! Take a video so we can use it later? <3 > Oh fucking hell she is no use! What the fuck is wrong with these damn Canidae girls!? I even took the ring off?! Do they just see cows and think of meat!?
I consider asking Keeks for help but I know exactly what her response would be without asking, she would want to know where I am so she could join in.
I look up and find Vanessa at the door to the shop, Click, I hear it lock and she turns around. “We needed to close up anyway… Now where were we… Clothes to fit those massive tits and ass into… welll… I'm waiting… get undressed for me already yan!”
I back away and try to explain myself, “I’m really flattered but I’m really only here for some clothes! Uhh you’re super pretty and your voice is making my brain melt but goddamn I do need some clothes moo!” She smirks and looks down, I also look down, something else is looking up though… fucking betrayed by my own body!
A popup throws me off slightly as it comes in front of my face
< NPC is requesting consent for sexual relations Yes or No >
I guess if you don't say you want it out loud it requests approval? it's definitely something... but... Vanessa seems to catch on to my hesitation.
“If it makes you feel any better I would be the one doing the fucking yan!” W-wh… why is that meant to make me feel better?! I look more closely and see that she is sporting quite a bulge. Her mouth is drooling a little and her eyes have a vacant look of absolute lust and need. Fucking hell… h-how can I say no now!? It's really turning me on... and for my first time getting fucking at least it shouldn't hurt as much as real life... I moo softly in defeat and press the record button on my console. If I'm going to do this, I'm at least going to use it later to enjoy with Zel! I press the Yes button with hesitant excitement and await my assely demise.
Actually... how is this going to be the first time I'm having sex in this game?!