Juniors of the Divine Heaven Sect!

It is with utmost urgency and importance that I deliver this message unto you all.

Please, no matter what you do:

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DO NOT look up "Ah yes" in the Divine Heaven Sect's Library!

DO NOT look up "Ah yes" in any scroll!

Please, do not do this, Juniors.

Whatever you do, do not do this.

Of all the things you can do, do not do this.

Please, promise me that you will not do this.

It is for your utmost good, my beloved juniors.