An elder proctored a large number of disciples. They were studying silently at their desks.

“Elder Chen, I’m struggling to understand the nine thousand seven hundred forty-seventh thing… Could Elder Chen please shed his enlightenment?”

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“Oh yes… This thing is indeed one of the most materially diverse things under the heavens… Scholars often rank it within the top ten myriad, uncountable objects that they can see and label. Most suspect that this thing refers to tables made from granite, while others suspect that it may be underwear made from wool.”

The disciple nodded and continued studying.