Elder Shu stood lecturing in front of his disciples.
"That was why Shao Sho died in seventh century. Also, the reason that he was so excessively wealthy was because he possessed a heavenly artifact that could materialize jade and silk. His cultivation technique was strong because it could blow air thousands of miles in just a few breaths. Also-"
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"Umm, actually, Shao Sho's artifact was also able to produce gold. That's literally why his reign is called the golden age of heian century. Also, none of his contemporaries could prove that his technique blew air thousands of miles in just a few breaths. They did measure it to I think around seven hundred miles, but to say thousands is just not accurate.
"... Thank you, Junior Shi"