A most esteemed elder stood lecturing the Heavenly Dao before millions of cultivators who had come from all over the Great Plain. Many whispered among themselves.

“Elder Yo is truly the wisest elder in all the Heaven Shattering Azure Turtle Archipelago. His understanding of Dao is truly as deep as the borehole and high as the cumulonimbus cloud.”

One elder stood up and shouted. He had a very smug look on his face.

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“Elder Yo! You say all these things but I am not so sure I believe you! How sure are you that the Dao is as bountiful as heaven and earth?”

Many widened their eyes, looking to Elder Yo. Surely a question couldn’t be answered.

“Wonderful question,” Elder Yo took off his glasses.

“I am only as sure of this as I am that the Dao is without beginning or end.”

Many were amazed and began to nod. The elder realized that he had just displayed an inability to visually perceive a large mountain before kowtowing.