Xue Xin sat alone in his room, pondering Heavenly Dao.

"Woah... Dao is seriously bounteous... I need to keep pondering this and conform my life to it."

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As he pondered though, a woman walked by his window.

"Nine-Heavens Honkers!! And her skin is like jade!!"

Immediately though, he felt most disgusted with himself.

"No... I can't give into lust... Or take my eyes off of the Dao... I am most foolish."

After kowtowing to the heavens, he continued pondering.