Chen Jiang didn’t know where he was, but his brain felt like mush.

“Wh- Where am I? I was just turning ten million years old after spending my life studying every scroll in the universe… Did I die? Oh… that’s right… I ripped some fat, rancid, flatulent ass in front of the sectmaster… That’s actually half of the premise of why I reincarnated… Yes… That’s actually the reason I died, and the rest of my life now is only happening because I was beaten to death for farting in front of the sectmaster… No, I didn’t like, get killed because I was doing something upright and true, I farted in front of the sectmaster.”

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