This is how far we have fallen, huh? Leon, my guy, I never knew you had such a unique hobby—crossdressing. I stood up and looked at Leon with pity in my eyes. "I thought we were friends, man. You should have told me about your hobbies; I would have supported you," I said as a tear slid down my cheek. But those breasts look real though. What kind of magic is this? Elmacia started laughing loudly, hitting the table, while Leon's face turned crimson. I continued, "You don't have to be ashamed, man," as I stood up and put my hand on his shoulder.

"Who are you calling 'man'? Execute this fool for me."

Elmacia's laughter continued as she clutched her stomach, tears streaming down her cheeks. She is really enjoying this, huh? Hold up, did he just say "execute"? Is it wrong to support a friend in need? "Wait, Leon, we are buddies, right? Right?" Maybe it is not Leon but his twin. That’s it. Man, I screwed up. "I see you are enjoying yourself, Elmacia," Leon said, fixing Elmacia with a glare as sharp as a blade. Elmacia coughed a little and wiped her eyes. Lucky for her there is no makeup in this world, or else she would look like a joker now.

"Let me introduce you to the eldest daughter of the Aceso family, Lady Leona Aceso."

Leona? He is not crossdressing?

"Pfft, it's a pleasure to meet you, LADY Leona." I really wanted to laugh. I mean, I spent over ten years with this dude, and one morning I wake up and he is a she? That embarrassed face of hers is so cute. Man, she is stunning. Do not tell me I swing both ways, but she is a girl, right? I am so confused.

"Idiot, I am happy to see you are still safe." Oh my, her voice is so soothing. I bet she is a great singer. We all sat down. Leona asked, "What did you discuss with Vivia?" Have you been spying on me? I thought to myself. I started recounting everything from the beginning until the recent meeting.

"So you already met with Vivia even before our meeting? You are quite a schemer, aren't you, Elfan?" said Elmacia, turning towards Leona. "This was also part of your plan?"

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She shook her head. "I only gave him information."

"How interesting. Elfan, how about working for me? I promise to treat you well. I will let you do anything you want to my bod—"

Before she finished talking, the room filled with a deadly aura.

Of course, I will work for you, my lady, I thought to myself.

"Thank you for the offer, but I will have to decline."

The pressure subsided, and the deadly aura vanished. What is with this chick? Leona, I mean. My harem dream should have started here.

"You did say your dream is to unite the Elves, right? So are you willing to do anything to make that dream happen?"

Elmacia looked straight into my eyes. She is so beautiful, but her serious expression is a bit intimidating. I did say that, but I was just trying to sound cool.

"Yes, I will do anything." Obviously, I cannot say I was just trying to sound cool to her.

"Good. Prepare yourself because in three days, it will be your wedding day."

"Okay."

My what day? To whom? Is she proposing to me? Oh my god. I need to stay calm. Breathe in, breathe out.

"I did not think you would accept it so easily, so..."

"I am sorry, but get married to whom and why?"

"Of course, to Lady Leona. As for the why part, you did say you want authority, right? Since our country is matriarchal, that is the only way. Besides, we do not want to cause chaos in the country, do we?" No wonder this idiot next to me was silent this whole time. She already knows about this. I looked at Leona; however, she looked down, her cheeks turning red.

Well, on Earth, I died single. Was it because I was scared of girls?

(Come on, man, Earth had over a billion people, and you died single? I think you really need some help, man.)

Say what? You need help, your mother needs help, your whole family needs help.

(How dare you insult me? Who do you think you are? You know what? Just continue with your sad story.)

Fine. Women on Earth liked guys with money and cars. Of course, not all of them, but the majority. Some would end our relationship after finding out that I was jobless, while others would simply cheat. Those that cheated did not even try to hide it. Things got worse when a trend of girlfriend allowance appeared. I do not know who first came up with it; however, it spread like wildfire. What is girlfriend allowance, you ask? Good question! Girlfriend allowance is when you give your girlfriend money monthly, weekly, or daily, depending on the type of job you were doing. I think girlfriend allowance is you paying your girlfriend money so she can allow you to love her. I never understood it. Maybe it is because I was always broke? Probably. So there is no way I would not accept marrying this cute girl next to me!

"I agree; however, I have one condition."

"Okay, let's hear it."

"What condition, stupid?"

You are already calling your husband stupid? What happened to my buddy who was cool?

"You must not be involved with any other man except me, and only I should remain your husband."

"How dare you suspect me of being involved with another man?"

"That is one difficult request since she is from a noble family. Difficult but not impossible. OK, agreed."

I shook hands with Elmacia as if we were concluding a business deal. Let me ignore this one.