Chester woke up. He was falling. Fast. He started to scream, louder than he ever had.
your speed to mass ratio is astounding. dexterity + 2
His shirt was pulled up to his armpits from the air pressing against him. Ripples from the wind could be seen all over his body. He had to take a break from all the screaming for a few moments to catch his breath, and then the screams continued. Flabs of fat were flopping in the wind. His immense size made it so that he actually fell slower than someone with less girth would, it even made him slightly glide away from his initial trajectory.
your actions defy gravity. Skill acquired Feather Fall level 1
If his cheeks were not literally pushed up over his eyes, he would have seen a large city close by, plains on one side of it, and a large forest on the side that he was falling. As he was getting closer to the ground his body turned forwards, and now he had a clear view where he would be landing, on a road in the beginning of the forest, leading to the city. The fear he felt sent shivers through his body, and he shat his pants.
When he was 30 feet above the ground, he started to slow down, and at ten feet, he had come to a full stop.
Feather Fall has gained a level
He didn't stop screaming. Without warning, whatever was holding him in the air let go, and he fell, hitting the ground hard. His belly hit the ground first, softening the blow for his arms and legs. His head didn't hit the ground at all, his face instead pounding onto his upturned breasts. He could have swore he was paralyzed. For sure both his legs were broken. That was why he was so surprised from the next window pop up.
never before has someone taken such a hard hit and received so little damage. Skill acquired Cushoned Impact level 1
it would turn out that he didn't even sprain an ankle (thanks to his newly resurrected persons protection, that would wear off in an hour).
Newly Resurrected Persons Protection – damage received, greatly reduced. (this does not nullify all damage, so you still gotta be careful!)
Chester started to cry. After he calmed down, he pushed himself up into the sitting position.
strength of feat preformed. Strength +1
At this point, he realized how insulting that was. if getting stat points is this easy, I will be the ruler of this world in no time!
Illusions of Grandeur has gained a level
“Fuck you top hat man!”. He stood up, and quickly realized that he..
strength of feat preformed. Strength +1
Ahem... He stood up, and quickly realized that he shat his pants at some point. Sitting on it also did not help. He slipped off his crocs, then slightly bent over, pulled his sweat pants down a bit, and kind of jiggled until they fell down to the ground. (isn't that how everyone takes off their pants?) he tried doing the same with his underwear but it didn't work out as well as he planned. Little bits of shit stuck along the back of his legs all the way down. (btw he was not wearing socks) He kind of knew that the shit was sticking to the back of his legs, but he couldn't verify it, so he figured he would just ignore it. But he had to do something about all the poop mashed onto his ass. He got down on his knees, and picked up his soiled underwear. The front of it was mostly clean, and he bent over a bit and used the clean part of his underwear to wipe his ass. He would have liked to wipe it more, but he ran out of clean room on his underwear. He stood back up and
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feat of strength preformed. Strength +1
He stood back up, and walked over to the side of the road, half naked (or does this count as fully naked with a shirt on?) he threw his soiled underwear as far as he could into the forest. It went, like, half a meter. He considered getting a stick to pick up the underwear and throw it further, but he seriously could not be bothered to bend over to pick something off the ground right now. He rubbed his hands on a tree to try to get some of the shit off of his hands, and walked back to his pants and shoes. Lying down on the ground, he began the process of putting his pants back on. He was surprised when he got back on his knees that there was no blue window popping up. He stood up.
feat of strength preformed. Strength +1
With all of this strength adding up, he considered that he may very well be one of the strongest people on the planet.
Illusions of Grandeur has gained a level
after slipping on his shoes, he started to walk towards the city at the end of the road.
At first chester thought this would be easy. But it turned out, that this would be one of the most difficult tasks he had ever done. Twenty meters down the road towards the city, still within the border of the forest, he was taking a break from his “journey” towards the city. Chester was leaning against a tree at the edge of the forest on the side of the road. This was the second time he was taking a break. who the hell can walk this far?. He threw up. It splattered on the roots of the tree, some drops splashing off onto his shoes, dripping through the holes onto his toes. He wasn't sure if his queasiness was from some obvious form of severe heat stroke, or because he forced himself to finish those dozen eggs and two loaves of bread for breakfast. (for the record, he had no such heatstroke). He continued his walk towards the city, keeping close to the tree line, in case he needed another rest.
After reaching the edge of the forest, Chester was met with another blue window
You have pushed yourself to the extreme, exerting yourself many more times than you have in your 36 years of life. You have received a legendary stat bonus. Stamina X2!
as a result of being the first human to receive a legendary stat bonus,its effects have been increased + .5%
that's amazing. How to I check how much stamina I have?, and all my other stats? If this is anything like the manga I read, then, “status screen” a blue window popped up.
Name Chester Race Human Gender Male Age 36 Class None Sex Life Super Virgin Other Useful Information Fat Ass
why the hell is it calling me a super virgin and a fat ass? After getting over the insults of the status screen, he noticed that it did not mention any of his stats. “status screen, show me my stamina”
Your Status Screen level is not high enough to see that information
“Status screens don't have levels!” Chester shouted out to no one in particular. With my increased stamina I can probably make it to the city gate without having to rest much.
the skill Illusions of Grandeur eyes you suspiciously
Walking away from the forest line, Chester was able to see the walls of the city that extended as far as he could see in both directions.