Chester regained consciousness. He had a massive headache. Shifting his glasses back into position, his eyesight was still very blurry, but eventually he was able to look around. He was lying on he floor. On an fancy carpet. Next to him was a coffee table and an antique couch. Chester pushed himself up to a sitting position. a blue screen appeared in front of him.

   A feat of strength has been preformed strength +1

The wording looked blurry to him. His headache wouldn't let him focus on it, and soon it was gone. Where am I?. He noticed a figure standing nearby. not wanting to look like he had no idea where he was, he decided to play it cool and act natural. first he would relocate himself to the couch. Chester pulled himself off the ground and stood up.

   A feat of strength has been preformed strength +1

What was that? He put a hand on his head, the headache slowly fading away. Sitting down on he couch, he looked around. He was in the middle of a large room, fancy carpet, antique furniture, high ceiling with fancy engravings. Where am I? Chester noticed he was in his usual sweat pants and t-shirt. I don't usually leave my house wearing these clothes.

   Perception +1

 I think I'm hallucinating. He looked up to the figure standing nearby and said "excuse me, I think I've been drugged" Now that his headache was mostly gone he noticed that the person standing there was a beautiful woman. She was already looking at him, and responded "Hello chester, we need to talk". Chester stared at her with a glazed look in his eyes. He couldn't help but notice she was scantily clad. She repeated herself. "There are things we need to discuss..." Chester let out a noise.  Huuunnngh. Chester prematurely ejaculated. The woman looked at him with confusion, "Are you ok? what was that?" After she spoke, she noticed Chesters embarrassed look on his face, and she understood what happened. Her facial expression changed to disgust.

   skill acquired: embarrassment resistance

After a few moments of silence, she spoke again. "Chester, you have died" Chester was still looking to the side, not able to make eye contact. She continued. "I'm going to be sending you to another world" After hearing that he looked at her again. "I think your're crazy lady" Looking as if a light bulb turned on in his head "Are you he one that drugged me?". The woman did not wand to deal with his. "Usually I would be able to stay with you and explain more, but I don't have time right now. The man standing behind you will be acting as your interface" Chester turned around, standing behind the couch to the side was an older man with a top hat. The man with a top hat waved hello. Chester started to seriously think he was about to be tied up and molested. Chester kept his cool, turned back to the woman and asked, "What is an interface" The man behind him responded "Its how you interact with some of the non physical things of the world, like those blue boxes you saw earlier" "That was you?" chester asked "thats right". The man continued speaking "A feat of deduction has been preformed wisdom +1" as the man said it a blue box appeared in front of the mans mouth. He made a gesture with his finger, as if he was flinging the blue box, and it flew infront of chesters vision

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   A feat of deduction has been preformed. wisdom +1

While Chester had a look of wonder the woman began to speak again. "you will be going to a fantasy world, much like the games you play and the manga you read. in this world there are skills, levels, attributes, monsters and magic". After seeing the blue box trick from the top hat man, Chesters inability to believe her almost totally fell away. He immediately started to imagine himself with a thin muscular body covered in armor, holding a sword and shield. The man behind him started to talk quietly and a blue box appeared infront of Chester

   Your unrealistic dreams have created a skill! skill acquired: Illusions of Grandeur

Chester could feel the top hat man mocking him. The man behind him spoke out loud this time "Chester doesn't seem like such an adventurous name. do you have a different name that you would rather be called by?" Chester surprised by the seeming good intentions replied "Not really" The man prodded further, "What nickname did you have when you were younger?" Chester thought for a minute and responded "Bitch Tits". The woman said quietly, mostly to herself. "Why would you propose that?". "Lets stick with Chester then" the man replied. "so what special cheats do I get?" The woman was surprised by Chesters question. "what?". Chester made himself more clear, "You Know, special abilities that only I have, that will give me an advantage over everyone else in that world"

   Illusions of Grandeur has gained a level

As Chester was contemplating the implictions of that last notification box the woman started o give him his departing speech. "Well enjoy your new life" She turned to walk away,

"wait, how did I die?"

"You had a heart attack"

"but I'm only 36"

"You know you weigh almost 400 pounds, right? I mean, throughout your life, you have eaten four sticks of butter. its no surprise that you died"

Chester sat in wonder. "you obviously dont know what youre talking about. I must have eaten thousands of sticks of butter in my life. every spaghetti night I would mix in two sticks"

“i was referring to the eight sticks of butter that you ate without adding them to anything. You peeled them open and ate them like a chocolate bar. Sprinkling on some salt before each bite.”

He did not respond. She turned away and walked out of the room. When the door closed behind her, Chester passed out.