You have narrowly escaped death twice in one day - Luck + 5
After getting some color back into his skin, Chester called out.
"Help me! I'm drowning!"
The two guards stood there, looking at Chester holding onto the side of the fountain, clearly not drowning.
"Why are you just standing there?!, I need help!"
The two guards gave each other a look. one of them walked over to Chester and the other followed. Each guard grabbed one of Chesters hands, and they started to pull. Chester didn't move an inch.
[Guard #2] "lets try getting him onto the shallow area"
one of the guards spoke to chester.
[Guard #1] "Hey, can't you just pull yourself up onto the shallow area? It's right next to you"
"No i cant! I'm fucking drowning!"
After a while, even Chester couldn't deny he wasn't drowning. The guards let go. Chester pulled his pants back up around his waist, and started to pull himself over onto the shallow area. As he did so, he made sure to grab a few handfuls of the coins and stuff them into his pockets. The guards saw him grabbing the coins, but the situation was already so weird they didn't mention it. From the shallow end, Chester could only get himself to lean half way onto the ledge of the fountain, and the guards had to help him get all the way over.
[Guard #1] "Maybe you should try to stay away from the fountain from now on"
Chester didn't respond, and soon, the guards walked away, and the crowd of people watching slowly dispersed.
Chester continued his walk towards the archery guild as if nothing happened. He was walking slowly, taking in all the sights, the different races, and the different shops and tables selling things.
You have broken your 20 year record of not eating any sweets for an extended period of time. Vitality +1
The blue box reminded him that he hadn't had any sweets in a long time, and he instinctively felt his pockets for a candy bar.
"Man i'm hungry"
The sun was still in the sky, and it was a warm day, his clothes were already starting to dry. Even though he had just taken a swim in the fountain, beads of sweat were starting to form on his forhead and upper lip. This is a good time to tell you about his upper lip. First of all, it was starting to get sweaty, second, it has those hairs that have never been shaved, the kind that start to grow on a 14 year old boys upper lip. Anyways, I digress...
when did this become a narrarrated story?
Chester soon found himself standing infront of a large door, with a sign of a bow and arrow above it.
"Here i am, and here my adventuree begins!"
"Excuse me, can i get by?"
A human male ruined Chesters "moment".
"Sorry"
Chester stepped aside, and once the human male opened the door, chester followed him inside.
He quickly noticed that the inside of the archers guild was almost identical to the fighters guild.
Your powers of perception are impeccable - Perception +1
The room was filled with round tables, surrounded by chairs. Chester walked along the side to the front of the room, and made his way to the reception counter. As he approached, he heard some arguement going on, and a large man started to angrily walk away from the counter in chesters direction. When the large man reached chester, there was no room for him to pass by, as chester was filling most of the space between the counter and a table.
"Out of my way"
The large man growled with a frustrated expression on his face. Chester looked from side to side, searching for a way to go.
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"Now!"
The large man was almost yelling.
Someone called out from behind the large man.
"Tony, relax man"
Chester started to panic, and froze in his spot, staring at the mans face.
"That's it, you asked for it!"
The large man kneeled down, almost all the way to the floor. Chester leaned over to see what he was doing. The large man clenched his fist towards the ground behind him, and activated a skill.
"TOASTIE!"
The large man threw an uppercut, and as chester was leaning over to see what was going on, the uppercut hit chester square in the face.
Usually what happens when someone is hit with one of tony's toastie powered up uppercuts, (say that ten times fast,) is that the reciever of the blow will be launched a couple of feet into the air. Howerver, chesters weight would just not let that happen. Instead, as blood was squirting out of chesters nose, his head whipped backwards, and it would have probably broken his neck if the huge fat deposit in the back of chesters neck didn't stop his heads motion.
You have recieved 22 damage
"Tony, you know theres no fighting in the guild hall!"
As chester started to cry (loudly) tony found another way around, and made his way through the tables.
"Hey are you ok?"
Chester was calmed down by the sound of a sweet voice. He opened his teary eyes, and saw a human girl, a little shorter than he was, standing infront of him.
"Tony can get real fired up sometimes, just try to stay out of his way"
Even though most people would consider her an average looking girl, chester couldn't find the words to respond, mezmerized by her beauty.
And then it happened.
"Hey are you ok?"
She asked.
"Why are you making that weird face?"
Chester has just ejaculated in his pants
Ineterfaces do not give out this kind of information, and chesters interface should only be broadcasting to chester, but for some reason, the girl infront of chester was the one to see it. She was too shocked by the content to realize that there was something strange about this blue box.
"What the Fuck you pervert!"
And now she activated a skill.
"Triple kick!"
And before chester could wipe the contorted look of pleasure from his face, he recieved three rapid kicks to his groin.
In an unheard of feat of fatness, chesters flopped over belly blocked all three.
You have recieved 12 damage
You have recieved 11 damage
You have recieved 12 damage
Congradulations, you have contorted the fat of your body to block three kicks within 2 seconds. You have gained the Unique Skill: Living Fat Carapace
She turned around and quickly walked away. moments later tony showed up again.
"What the hell did you do to jesse?"
Tony went for a jab to chesters already bleeding nose. Right before the impact, chesters new skill Living Fat Carapace activated. Chesters left breast popped out of the top of his shirt, and recieved the punch from tony.
You have recieved 16 damage
"What the hell is that?"
Tony spoke out the words everyone around was thinking.
Chesters new skill Living Fat Carapace only had the option to block and not retract, so his breast just sat there, flopping over the collar of his shirt, hanging there, with some blood from his nose smeared on it.