by Ramzicmain » Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:54 pm

Peril waddled, then paused. His favourite scientist, Djon Mustad, had once told him, "Peril, you cannot keep waddling in Royal Road! You're a human now!" As ludicrous as it sounds, Peril the Cowardly Penguin could understand manspeak, as he dubbed it.

Peril put one leg out front, falling on to it, and repeated. 3 minutes later, he was moonwalking down the streets. He (due to restrictions, I cannot tell you why it's a he), was elated! "Squawk! Squawk!" The people on the streets stared at him.

"Squawk! Squ-" he was pinched on the neck, and joined by another player. "Hey! My friend! We were missing you!"

"Squawk! Squawwiiak!" and the guy in black platemail dragged him into an alley.

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"You're Peril, right?"

"Squuawk!"

The man held his hands up. "Say Chee- woah!" Peril, detecting how he was in... peril, had jumpkicked the man.

He then fell on the man,"Squaawwk!", and began slapping him with his hands. Peril was a master in many fighting techniques!

"Owch! Help! Dammit if I had 13.10-" A bolt of white light obliterated him completely.

And that was how the Penguin pummeled the crap out of man.

Peril moonwalked out of the alleyway.

...

Djon stared at the footage, roaring in laughter. A moonwalking penguin!

Day 1 of Experiment Complete. Peril moonwalked.