by VIM1INC » Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:09 pm
And all of a sudden, an Anvil came crashing down from the heavens. It struck the kraken with an almighty *THUNK*!!
And the kraken teetered back and forth, crashing and breaking buildings left and right.
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Meanwhile, at a random glass factory.
"Steady now, steady."
"What, did you mean, press the teleport switch?"
"Not that, you dumbass!!"
*press*
And in an act that no one will have ever thought to do because it's idiotic and people who do that should not be a part of society and be locked away in a cushioned cell somewhere and tied up in case they hurt themselves, the bottle was unleashed.
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Unleash the bottle?
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And the bottle just appeared out of nowhere and encased the badly concussed kraken. And in time, the bottled up kraken became an attractive part of the Rosenheim Kingdom and brought in lots of revenue because people have nothing better to do. That is, until a troupe of sushi chefs came along, saw the biggest squid in the world, and decided to test their sushi making skills. Incidentally, they were joined by a group of fish and chip chefs, and together, they made mincemeat out of the poor kraken, and the remains were put back in the bottle and pickled up.
PLOT DEVICE FTW.
(Peril: Squawk?