It’s a Friday afternoon. Everyone minus Trina and Tori is sitting at the food court at the Green Meadow Mall.

“Why did Trina want us to hang out here after school?” Cat asks.

“Let’s give her time, my love.” Robbie says.

Cat laughs. “Kiss me.”

The two kiss. Trina and Tori come by.

“Read this.” Trina hands Jade a note.

“What’s going on?” Tori asks.

“It’s the one thing she has to do for me.” Trina says. ”Read it, Jade.”

Jade opens up the note and sighs. “Hey, everyone. I’m delighted that you all accept me again. Even Trina accepts me now. You see, she caught me…” She pauses and Trina motions for her to continue. “You see, she caught me and Tori having sex.”

“Trina!”

“Tori, I understand the discomfort from the second-hand embarrassment you're getting from this, but she has to read it. This will prove to me that she changed.”

“But what shocked her most was when I told Tori something special. I told her that…” She pauses again and gives out a deep sigh.

“Read it.”

“But I don’t talk like that.”

“You know who else told you she doesn’t talk like that, my sister. You sound like a hypocrite who wants to get beaten up by me, Jade.”

“I don’t! Please don't!”

“Then read it!”

“I told her that I … love her. Okay. There. I read it, Trina.” She puts down the note. “I did say those things. I do love her.” Jade and Tori kiss.

“What‽”

“What do you mean by that, Beck? I love her.”

“Yay! We made them love each other!” Cat says. She high-fives Robbie.

“This is happening‽ You two‽”

“What’s wrong, Beck? Can’t handle your ex getting with your crush?” Jade says.

“Is nobody else going to question if this is legit?” Beck asks.

“I actually think it's pretty sweet seeing Jade happy like this.” André says.

“I admit, I think it’s cute too. Just don’t hurt my sister in any way. You know why, Jade.”

“Noted.” Jade kisses Tori on the cheek.

“Wait. How do you two do it? You know? You two had it." Cat looks around. "Sex.”

“Well Cat, when two mommies love each other very much, they—”

“What Jade means is we’ll tell you when you’re older, Cat.” Tori says

“Actually, here. Watch this video I’m about to send you. Put on these headphones.”

“Jade, no.”

“Too late, Tori. I’m corrupting our daughter.”

Trina sits by Cat to watch. “They’re having a nice conversation. Aw! Now they’re kissing!”

“Hang on, Cat. Give me the phone.” She fast forwards. “Here.” She gives Cat the phone.

Cat gasps. “But how do those two women get their bodies to do that?”

“There are more positions than just that! That’s just my favorite.”

“Meow!” Cat says.

“Let me see.” Trina takes Jade’s phone. “This is hot!”

“Don’t imagine too much.” Tori says.

"I find it hot in an adorable way. I'm not the gay sister."

"I also find it hot in an adorable way." Cat says.

The guys look at the video. "We just think it's hot." Robbie says. Robbie checks his bag and brings out Rex.

“Took you long enough to forgive me. It’s been weeks. Weeks!”

“You were in time out, but I forgive you now.”

“So, what did I miss?”

“Robbie and I are boyfriend and girlfriend!” Cat and Robbie hug and kiss.

“Okay. I guess the two weirdos being a couple makes sense.”

“Hey!” The two say in unison.

“Let’s be honest. You two are weird. Cat, people think you’re cute like a child. You’re not that bright and you say weird things, girl. Robbie, you’re you. Nobody but Cat would want you.”

Cat and Robbie look at each other. “Cat and I will choose to take that as a compliment.”

“What else?” Rex says.

“I’m with Tori.” She places a hand on Tori’s.

“Nice joke.”

“What? You don’t think I’d date Jade?”

“Jade and Tori in love? That’s ridiculous. Jade, you’re too mean. Tori, you’re too nice. There’s no way this is real.”

“Well, what do they have to do to prove it?” Cat asks.

“Kiss.” Rex says.

“Control your perverted puppet, Robbie!” Jade says.

“At least he’s not homophobic.” Robbie replies.

“Look. Jade and I are holding hands. She gave me back the necklace I gave her and I found a matching one for her to wear. Do we really need to kiss to prove your point? We’re wearing matching necklaces and holding hands.”

“You two aren’t kissing. Therefore, there’s no way that you two are—”

“Alright, Tori! I’m setting a timer. Pucker up!” They end up kissing for a minute. Rex starts shaking.

“Put me back in, Robbie. I need tissues.”

“Look what you two did to Rex!” Robbie checks his bag.

“He’s a puppet.” Jade says.

“Yeah. What does he need tissues for?” Tori asks.

“You don’t know what I got!” Rex says as he goes back in.

Jade reapplies her dark red lipstick. “I want to kiss you every hour on the hour today while we shop. For one minute. It’s to make sure everyone here knows you’re mine.” She hands Tori the lipstick for her to use.

“Okay! That sounds fun!” After applying, she gives it back to Jade and they kiss.

“I just don’t see how this can work. Jade and I didn’t work out well.”

“Well, maybe I’m here to change what you think. Jade and I can work.”

They get up and start walking.

“Again, nobody else thinks this is weird?” Beck asks.

“No.” Cat and Robbie say.

“Not really.” André and Trina say.

“I’m so happy for us! I’m in love with all of this love! Come here, Robbie!” Cat grabs Robbie by the shirt collar and kisses him.

Beck turns around and sees Jade pinning Tori against a wall and kissing her.

André gets a text. “Yeah. I gotta go. This text is from a girl I invited to the mall. She's asking me where I am so we can kiss.” Andre leaves.

“If you’re feeling left out, I can fix that.” Trina says. She leans in and puckers up, but Beck walks away.

They walk around the mall for a while and then reconvene in the food court.

“Beck, I don’t see why you’re so bothered that I’m dating Jade.”

“I enjoy his suffering.”

“Are you really going to let her say that to me, Tori?”

“What do you want me to do? Punish her?”

“I punish Tori’s body.”

“Jade, not in front of them.”

“But I do.” She whispers in Tori’s ear.

“Tonight?” Tori whispers back.

The two start to kiss again.

“Can we have a conversation, Tori? Just the two of us?” Beck asks.

“And do what?” Jade asks with a raised eyebrow.

“It’s Beck. Don’t worry. If he does something, I’ll let you know.” Tori kisses Jade on both cheeks.

“You’re lucky you’re cute.” Jade says.

“Robbie and I love seeing you two kiss.” Cat says.

“Robbie probably likes it for different reasons that I’m not completely upset about.”

Beck and Tori step aside.

“Are you sure you two will work out? You know how she and I turned out.”

“Is this because I didn’t want you?”

“No. I’m actually worried about you. She’s controlling and gets jealous over the smallest things.”

“Well, maybe I can help her. Also, I know what not to say and what not to do from her experience with you. Beck, I’m really sorry that we’re not together. You’re a great guy. But Jade and I can work. She needs me and I need her.”

Jade walks by. “Let’s go somewhere.”

“See. She wants to do something fun.”

“But she was being demanding.” Beck says.

“Well, I like demanding if it looks like this.”

“What did Beck want?”

“He’s just jealous that I have you, Jade.” She says while tapping Jade’s nose.

“I enjoy this.” Jade then kisses Tori on the cheek. They lock arms. They all walk around the mall and stop stuffed animal store.

“Jade, it’s 1 o’clock.” Tori and Jade kiss for a minute.

“This is wrong.” Beck says.

“That’s homophobic!” Cat says.

“No. I mean Tori and Jade together. They can have any girl they want.”

“Maybe this is good for both of them, Beck.” André says.

“I love it!” Cat says.

“I agree with Cat.” Robbie says.

“I love when you agree with me!”

“I love that you love it when I agree with you!” They kiss.

“Tori, do you not see anything weird about her constantly wanting to kiss you?”

“No, Beck.” Tori says.

“Hear that? No, Beck.” She kisses Tori again. Jade moans a little. “Yes, Tori.” She whispers.

“Yes, Jade.” Tori whispers back. They keep kissing.

“Ooh! Are we kissing people? I call dibs on Robbie!” Cat and Robbie kiss.

“What’s going on? Why’s everyone being weird André back me up.”

Beck turns to see André kissing the girl he met.

Trina comes by. “I know you’re feeling left out. My offer from earlier is still on the table.” She puckers her lips and gives Beck a kiss on the cheek. Beck leaves.

The day ends and Jade and Tori are in Jade’s car in the parking lot.

“What’s she doing to my sister?”

“Jade said she wanted to make up for the hours that they didn’t see each other before the mall and the hours after we get back home. So they're making out.” Cat says.

“They're making out for one minute for each hour they won’t see each other.” Robbie says.

“I’m bad at math, but I know that’s a lot of minutes.” Cat says.

“Aw! I love that for them! That should be us, Beck. Now would be a good time!” She grabs Beck’s face and kisses him.

Jade walks up to Trina. “I’m going to take Tori home. I want to be romantic and kiss her in my car some more before we leave and when I get to your house.”

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“Permission granted! Isn’t that lovely, Beck?”

“Yeah. Isn’t it lovely that your ex-girlfriend is getting with the girl you wanted?” Jade says.

“Jade, stop.” Beck says.

“Trina, kiss him.”

“With pleasure!” She grabs his face and kisses him. He releases himself.

“Why?”

“Because you need a rebound, silly. I can’t let you be alone.” Jade walks away.

“I’ll do it again. The offer’s always on the table.” Trina winks at him.

Jade drives Tori home. They kiss for a minute and then Tori gets inside her house. There’s a knock on the door.

“It’s Beck. He texted me.” Tori says.

“I’ll open it!” Trina opens the door. “Hi Beck! Did you want to take up my offer and kiss me again‽ Of course you did!” She kisses him.

He pulls away. “Actually, I wanted to talk to Tori about Jade to share my experiences.”

“Okay! I’ll be in my room preparing my lips for the next round! I’ll surprise you with the color!” She strokes his face. She walks halfway up the stairs. “Our parents aren’t home.” She winks at him and goes to her room.

“So, how was your first day with Jade?”

“Fun! I haven’t stopped smiling all day. She just makes me happy now!”

“Well, she’s probably going to want to make you do more.”

“More?” Tori starts to laugh. “More! More Jade! I’m so Jaded!”

“She might make you do things you don’t want.”

“Beck … are you okay? Did she … rape you?”

“What? No. Just remember that she’s just controlling.”

“I keep her calm.”

“Jade once made me go with her somewhere secluded just to make sure I wasn’t cheating on her. She made me get up early in the morning just to go somewhere and threaten me if I did.”

Jade comes by. “I forgot to tell you that I want to pick you up early tomorrow.”

“Okay. I love you.”

“Be careful, Tori.” Beck says.

“Why should she need to be careful? What am I going to do?”

“He’s being weird. Do you want a kiss?”

“This late at night? I don’t know. What if my parents think I’m late? Fuck it.” They kiss and Tori goes upstairs.

“I really hope Tori’s ready for you at your scariest.”

“What does that mean?”

“You’re controlling and Tori is too delicate for that.”

“Maybe you should mind your business.”

“You two are just in the puppy dog stage. You’ll reveal the other side of you and ruin this relationship.”

“You’re just jealous.”

He sighs. “Tori can date anyone she wants.”

“And right now, it’s me.”

“But you’re too much.”

“Tori and I have been in situations where we’ve fake dated and we have helped each other a lot. We were practically a couple when you and I were dating. Plus, she’s much better at listening than you.”

Okay. That hurt. Beck sighs. “Alright. Just don’t hurt her.”

They both leave. 10 minutes pass and Trina comes downstairs with bright red lipstick and a bathrobe. Holly and David open the door.

“We’re not gonna ask.” They say together.

Beck was supposed to see me naked. Soon! She rubs her hands together. One day.

It’s early Saturday morning. Tori and Jade are in Jade’s car.

“In case you didn’t eat, I got this. It’s your favorite coffee and this breakfast sandwich.”

“Thanks, Jade.” She then takes a bite and a sip. “Wait. How do you know my favorite—“

“I used to spy on you sometimes.”

“Oh.”

“You’re being really quiet, Tori. What’s wrong, Hun?”

“I’m just a little tired. You wanted me to be early. Why did you want me to come out early?”

“It’s to make up for the last time I scared you in my car. Hold on.” She parks somewhere then places her hand on Tori’s hand and looks at her. “I was awful and I’m trying to make up for before. I can’t erase what I did. I have to be a better person and I can’t unless I actually change. I know I was awful before, but I’m different now.” Then she leans in to kiss Tori. "Every other time I pick you up to go to school won't be scary." Jade extends a pinky.

Tori giggles. “I really love it when your voice goes soft." Tori takes her pinky and links hers to Jade's. "Can I have another kiss?”

“I love it when you ask.” They kiss again.

Everyone is in the Green Meadow Mall again. Beck finds Tori and Jade.

“Hey, Beck.” Tori says.

“What did Jade want?”

“You know, you can ask me yourself.”

“She wanted to apologize for the last time she drove me to school and scared me. She also gave me breakfast. I invited her and everyone to see me perform with Robbie and the choir.”

“You really think she’s coming?”

“She is.”

“I am.” Jade then kisses Tori.

“We’ll just hang out a while. When the time comes for us to sing, we sing on that stage.”

“I remember. This was where we were the Diddlybops.” Robbie says.

“Tell me all about your favorite foods!” Cat sings.

“Cat, no.” Beck says.

“We don’t talk about that song.” André says.

“I wish I licked Tori’s strawberry ice cream.” Jade says.

“I’m glad I got to help fit your boobs in the hamburger.” Tori says. They start kissing.

Cat laughs. “You two are gross. Oh. Tori, Jade, when are you two going public?”

“Tori, Jade, when are you two going public?” Cat asks.

“We’re working on a date.” Jade says.

“Why did you answer for the both of you?” Beck asks.

“Shove it, Beck.”

“We’re working on a date.” Tori says.

“See?” The two kiss.

Hours pass and they sit at tables waiting for the concert.

“Trina, why is that girl who tortured Tori here?” Holly asks.

“I’m making sure they’re friends. I’ll beat her up if needed.”

“Okay. But I’ll arrest her if it comes to it.” David says.

Trina sighs. Meanwhile, Beck sports Jade elsewhere in the crowd.

“Why are you here?” Beck asks.

“To listen to Tori sing.”

“Why?”

“Because she’s my girlfriend and I love her. Are you seriously doing this now, Beck?”

“I’m here to watch Robbie.” Cat says.

“You mean listen to Robbie?” Jade says.

“Both.” Cat giggles. “There’s nothing wrong with being a supportive girlfriend.”

“Yeah. There’s nothing wrong with being a supportive a girlfriend.”

Cat laughs at Jade’s impression of her

“André, this isn’t reasonable.” Beck says.

“Shush. They’re starting. Let me and Cat watch our lovers.”

After the choir concert ends they bow. Cat runs up to hug and kiss Robbie and everyone congratulates him.

“I loved hearing you sing!” Cat kisses Robbie.

”Wait. Where’s Tori?” Robbie says.

“And where’s Jade?” Cat says.

“Trina, where’s your sister?” David asks.

“She told me that Jade’s with her.”

“She better not kill her.” Holly says.

“No, Mom. She’s fine. I threatened to … um … kill Jade if she does anything.”

Meanwhile Tori and Jade are in Jade’s car somewhere secluded.

“Are you sure that there’s a reason you wanted me somewhere alone at night after the concert?”

“Yeah.”

“Oh. Sorry.”

“No need to apologize, Tori.”

“Right.”

It’s silent for a while.

“And you’re sure that this isn’t something to scare me or make me learn a lesson?”

“No. Where would you get that from?”

“Beck.”

“Of course he’d say that.”

Tori looks away from Jade.

“Tori, why are you so nervous and scared? Don’t you trust me?”

“I’m learning to.”

“Tori, have I ever scared you?”

“Do you want me to answer that?”

“Okay. I just realized what I said. I walked into that one. But this time is different. Okay?”

“Okay.”

“You know, now that we’re here, I wanted to talk about something. Remember Alphabet Improv on your first week of school?”

“Yeah.”

“We brought it up when Cat and Robbie were helping us get along for the play.”

“I remember.”

“You know what happened after you managed to get me to mess up that day? You and Beck were last.”

“Yeah.” Tori’s heart rate starts to increase.

“He said ‘Head … feels dizzy.’ And then you said ‘I know what’ll make you feel better.’ Then he asked ‘Jumping jacks?’ and then—“

“Wait! You’re making me do jumping jacks! I knew it! I knew I was getting some sort of punishment for all of those times before! Beck warned me! Now I have to do jumping jacks in the middle of nowhere until I die while you—”

“Kiss me.”

“Kiss … What?”

“Remember? After he said that, you said ‘Kiss me.’"

"Oh."

And now you’re supposed to say what he said.”

“Um …’Little weird, let’s do it.’ I think that’s what he said.”

Jade holds Tori’s face and kisses her.

“Man, I love this school!”

“No kidding, Tori!”

“Can we do that again?”

Jade laughs and nods her head. “Okay.”

They lean in together and kiss.

“Let’s sit on the trunk and just look at the stars. Just the two of us.” Jade says. They got out and sit on the trunk.

“Is scaring me your way of being romantic?”

“I didn’t mean to. I just want to make up for our past. I want to prove that I changed.” They kiss again. “Also, I kissed Moose in my car.”

“Figures.”

The two laugh. “But I also kissed Beck in here. I can’t have a new girlfriend and not kiss her in the car I drive.”

It’s Sunday. Everyone is at the Northridge Mall.

“So, what punishment did you get?”

“Jade mentioned how I kissed you on my second day of school during Alphabet Improv.”

“And?”

“She also mentioned kissing Moose in her car, so she wanted to reenact the Alphabet Improv ending and kissing in the car.”

“And she didn’t hurt you or yell at you?’

“Nope. We just kissed. Although, it was in the dark and we were secluded. She also scared me beforehand; but looking back, that was hot.” She starts blushing. “I want her to do things to me.”

Jade walks by.

“Alright. Here’s another test. One day, I told Jade that she would look cute in this outfit.”

He sends Tori the picture of the outfit.

“That’s not something she’d wear.”

“Correct. She responded with ’Oh. So you don’t like the way I dress?’ and didn't want to talk for a day.”

Tori laughs.

“What’s funny?”

“You did it wrong. Watch.” She takes out her phone.

“Hey, Baby!” Tori says.

“Hi!” Jade says.

“Jade, how do you think I would look like wearing something like this? I know this looks like something you’d wear, but I don’t know if it would look good on me.”

“You’d look hot! You look hot in anything! You also look hot in nothing!”

“Thanks my gem. You know what would be funny? Imagine what you’d look like wearing something like this weird outfit I just happened to see on my phone. Funny, right?”

“That wouldn’t work for me. It’s a you thing.”

Beck smirks.

“But maybe if we were having a day where we switched styles, I’d wear it.”

“What‽” Beck asks out loud.

“Maybe one day we can dress as opposites, then on another day we can dress the same way you do, and on another day we dress like I do. It might be funny to fuck with people.” Tori says

“Now that is hot!” Jade says. They kiss. “I’m gonna check out some stores.” Jade leaves. Beck walks up to Tori.

“Now that’s how it’s done.”

Jade walks back to Tori. “Hey, everyone wants to check out some stores. Ready to hold my hand and walk?”

“I am.” Tori and Jade kiss again. They walk while swinging hands.

Moments later, Tori waits outside of the restrooms for Jade. A girl walks by and talks to Tori.

“Hey. My name’s Esmeralda.”

“I’m Tori. Short for Victoria.”

“I recognize you. You go to Hollywood Arts. Tori Vega?”

“I didn’t think I’d get that famous.”

“It’s a popular school. Plus, you were in the Platinum Music Awards.”

“Oh. Thanks for noticing!”

“You look single.”

“Actually, I have a girlfriend. She’s Jade West. Here’s a picture of us together. It’s me and my girlfriend. Did I mention I had a girlfriend already? She’s in the restroom.”

“Well, she’s not here. I think emeralds are prettier than jades. Why not go for another Mexican girl instead?”

“Well, they’re both green and pretty in their own right. I have a girlfriend, so I have to decline.”

“I just think you might need some convincing.” Esmeralda grabs Tori by the waist.

Jade walks in. “Tori, what’s going on‽”

“I don’t know. She just came by and—”

“So you just let anyone get all close to you‽”

“No! No, Jade! She just came up to me and did this!”

“Get your hands off of my girlfriend!”

“It’s not my fault. She wanted this.”

Jade glares at Tori. “Are you lying‽”

“No. Why would I‽”

“Wait. Wait. I can’t do this. You two clearly are a couple. That guy was being weird.”

“Guy?” Tori and Jade ask.

“Yeah. Some guy paid me to flirt with her. I asked why and he said to prove a point.”

“What guy‽” Jade says.

“That guy.” She points at Beck as she walks away.

“What‽” Jade asks.

Tori cries and runs off.

“I didn’t know.”

“Beck, you asshole!” Jade storms off and then comes back. “And another thing, touch her again and I’m pulling these out!” She gets out her scissors.

“Hey, I just did what he asked.”

“Typical Northridge girl.”

At the food court, Tori and Jade are at separate tables. Beck, along with Cat, André, André’s girlfriend, and Robbie are at a different table.

“Where’s Tori and Jade?” Cat asks.

“Last I saw, they were fighting.” Says André.

“Alright, Cat. Tonight, I’ll get my guitar and we can try to figure out a song.”

“No. It’s my fault. I wanted to show Tori Jade’s bad side and messed things up for them.”

“No, Beck! You can’t ruin love! What if you were to try to get Gabriella to smooth talk Robbie‽ What if you tricked me into getting back with some of my exes‽ I was rooting for them! If I were Jade, I’d kill you with my scissors! You ruined their love and now I’m mad!”

Robbie pulls out a cupcake from his bag. “Here, I have emergency cupcakes for whenever you get mad.”

Cat smiles and takes a cupcake after kissing Robbie on the cheek.

“How did Cat calm down so fast?” Beck asks.

“You don’t know Cat like I know Cat. You haven’t seen her mad. She needs sweets to calm her down. But still, that was messed up, Beck.”

Jade shows up to the table. “Beck, you fuck up, stop it! I don’t know what you’re trying to prove, but she’s mine!”

“Well, maybe she wouldn’t be able to handle someone who gets angry for no reason.”

“So this is because you’re upset that you couldn’t handle me!”

“No! You’re a horrible match for Tori!”

“I think it’s because Tori rejected him.” Robbie says.

“Clearly, it bothers you that I’m happy with Tori! The other girl who turned you down being with the girl who you broke up with bothers you so much that you have to ruin their relationship‽ What’s your goal with this anyway‽”

“I’m protecting her from you!”

“She’s fine!”

“You’re not a good girlfriend! I should be with her!”

“Nobody asked for your input! I’m fixing this!”

Trina comes in. “I saw Tori crying! Jade, did you make Tori cry‽ What did I tell you‽”

“Beck did. What are you going to do about that? Your precious Beck made your precious sister cry. My precious girlfriend is crying because of Beck’s fuck up.”

“Well … Um … Beck, why‽ You’re supposed to be cute and charming!”

“Can I have another cupcake, Robbie?”

“Here you go.” Jade takes the cupcake out of Robbie’s hand and leaves.

“This is all your fault, Beck!” Cat yells.

Robbie pulls out another cupcake. “Here, Cat.”

“Yay!”

“How many cupcakes are in that bag?” André asks.

Robbie then pulls out enough for everyone at the table to get one.

"Help yourselves."

Jade comes back with the wrapper of the cupcake she just ate and steals Beck’s. “I’m using this to fix it.” She gives Beck her wrapper.

“Hang on.” Robbie says as he gets another cupcake for Beck. “Is everyone happy?”

Everyone nods.

“Your friends are weird, André.”

“I know, Baby.”

“But this cupcake is good!”

It’s now night.

Jade rings the doorbell and Tori answers.

“I’m sorry, Tori. I should trust you. Here.” She hands Tori the cupcake.

Tori takes a bite out of it. “It’s okay. I just thought you’d hear me out. You’re my first girlfriend. I wouldn’t want to ruin that.”

“Maybe I’m not best for you. Maybe Beck was right.”

“Yeah. Maybe we need to stop this.”

“Bye, Tori.” Jade leaves and closes the door.

Tori turns around and starts crying. Trina hugs her. The doorbell rings. Tori opens the door and it’s Jade with tears down her eyes.

“I lied! I can’t stop this!”

“Me too! I love you too much!”

“I’m sorry!”

They hug and kiss.

“Just don’t do that again, Tori.”

“Wait!” Tori releases herself from Jade. “What are you saying? It’s my fault?”

Jade hesitates. “Baby, don’t be like that.”

“No! No ‘Baby’ this time! You’ve lost your ‘Baby’ privileges!”

“This is too much for me. I’m just going to leave. Let me know when you two fix this.” Trina walks out. Tori tries to follow her.

“Wait!” Jade holds on to Tori and then Trina drives off.

“Well, there goes my ride.”

“Tori, I’m sorry.”

“Maybe Beck was right! You get too jealous and possessive! You can’t trust me!”

“Tori, you’re yelling. You’ll wake up your parents.”

“They aren’t home! And I’d rather be alone right now than with you!”

“Is that so?” Jade crosses her arms.

“Yeah! It’s better than being with you right now! It’s always ‘I’m Jade West. I can’t handle someone talking to the person I’m dating.’”

“Really?”

“Yeah!”

“Okay. You’re always ’I’m Tori Vega. I just love attention from anyone like the attention whore I am.’” Jade says with the 40s movie star impression.

“Oh. So it’s like that?”

“Yep!”

“Well I’m the wicked witch, Jade West! Everyone better leave me alone! I’m angry and always pissy because I’m a jealous bitch of a girlfriend! ” Tori says in her witch impression.

“So I’m a witch now‽”

“Yeah!”

Now in a Southern Belle voice, Jade says “I’m Tori Vega. I’m just so perfect and talented. Jade West doesn’t matter because I can get anyone with my looks!”

“I’m Jade West and maybe if I didn’t spend time terrorizing people like the demented person I am, I’d realize that I don’t have to be in competition with Tori Vega because I’m also pretty and talented!!”

“Oh! So you actually think I’m pretty and demented!”

“Maybe I wouldn’t think that way if you weren’t so attractive and messed up in the head!”

“I bet you want to kiss me with your stupid and pretty face now you little slut!”

“Maybe you want to kiss me like the little whore you are!”

“Maybe I do!”

“Dumb bitch!”

Then they start kissing angrily and fiercely until they slow down and start to cry.

“I’m sorry, Jade!”

“No! I’m sorry! I should’ve trusted you, Tori!”

“I’d never do that, Jade! I’m still in love with you!

“I’ll be better, Tori! I promise!”

“Stay for a while. Let’s just sit on the couch until you’re okay.”

“Okay.”

She takes Jade’s hand and they go back inside to watch the television. Trina comes in 30 minutes later.

“Did you two make up?”

“We did. I can’t lose your sister.”

“Come over next weekend. We can watch a movie on our TV with everyone.” Tori says

“Sounds good.” Jade says. They kiss and Jade leaves.

It’s a new Saturday and everyone is at the Vega residence trying to decide what movie to watch. André is there with his girlfriend.

“Alright. I’m the older sister, so I hold the remote. What movie do you guys want to watch? I like this one.”

“That one looks nice.” Cat says.

“Ooh! I haven’t seen that.” Robbie says.

“We could watch this.” André says as he points at something.

“Or this.” André’s girlfriend says.

“That looks nice. Tori, what do you think?” Jade asks.

“It does look like a nice movie, Jade.” Tori says.

“I’ll keep checking through the movies.” Trina surfs through some more movies.

“This one looks good.” Beck says.

"I don’t care what you think, Beck! I want to see that one!”

“Tori.”

“No, Jade!”

“Tori.” Jade says again.

“NO! I’m upset with him!”

“Come on. Upstairs to your room. You and me.”

They walk upstairs.

“I really fucked up. I should’ve left them alone.”

“Yeah! Don’t ruin love, Beck! If any of you ruin my relationship with Robbie, I’ll kill you!”

“Here’s a lollipop, Cat.” Robbie gives Cat a lollipop.

“Okay. I’ll be very mad instead of violent if anyone messes with our relationship.”

Jade and Tori sit on Tori’s bed.

“What’s wrong, Honey?

“I’m still mad. He almost ruined our relationship, Jade.”

“I know. Sometimes, our friends are idiots. But we still love them. We love them even if one of them happens to act less intelligent than he normally does.”

“But I’m still mad at Beck. He shouldn’t have done that.”

“I messed up as well.”

“But he’s acting dumber than Cat.”

“I’m dumb?” Cat frowns, but then Robbie gives her a cupcake.

“I still love you, Cat.”

“I love you, Robbie.” They kiss.

“How are you this prepared?” Trina asks

“You have to know your partner inside and out.” He passes everyone a cupcake.

“Is there anything I can do to make you feel better, Tori?

“Anything?”

“Anything.”

“I want a massage.”

“Okay. Where? Shoulders? Back? Neck?”

Tori takes off her shorts and her underwear.

“Here?”

“Yeah.”

“Anything for you, Baby.”

Jade starts fingering Tori.

“You like this?”

“Yes.” Tori starts sighing louder.

“Okay. So Tori’s still upset and I don’t think she’ll make a decision. As the other Vega, I guess I’ll—“

Tori lets out a loud moan and everyone goes quiet. The next sound is a loud slurp.

“Feel better?”

“Yeah. Thank you, Jade.”

“Ready to go back downstairs?”

“Yeah.”

“You know I love you, right?”

“Yeah. I love you, too.”

They kiss and then Tori puts on her shorts. They walk out of her room. Everyone stares at Tori and Jade as they walk downstairs.

“Um … I picked a movie.” Trina says.

Tori grabs the remote from Trina. “We’re watching this one.” She chooses the movie.

“I know. It’s the one I picked.”

“Well, it’s the one I picked. So we both win.”

Tori and Jade take a cupcake and cuddle close together.

“I made sure there’s enough for everyone this time.” Robbie says.

“The movie’s starting.” Jade says.

Jade and Tori kiss before it starts.