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Thanksgiving with the Vegas

Thanksgiving with the Vegas

It’s the Sunday before Thanksgiving and Jade and Jasper are at the Vega house. They’re watching football with David.

“So these people can hit each other and not get in trouble?” Jade asks.

“Yeah.” Jasper says.

“They don’t get in trouble unless they get hit a certain way.” David says.

Just then, a player tackles the quarterback and the offensive line starts to gang up on the guy who tackled their quarterback and now there’s a massive brawl because the defensive line fights back. Referees are throwing flags and some players got ejected.

“If you want to watch a sport where they let them fight, there’s hockey.” David flips the channel to a hockey game. Someone just got checked and now there’s a fight.

“And they don’t get in trouble for this?”

“In hockey, they let them fight. After they‘re done fighting, they have to go to the penalty box for a timeout. They allow them to come back after. Ejections are rare these days. You’d like boxing where they beat each other up.” He flips the channel to boxing. Someone gets knocked out. “Then there’s basketball.” He changes the channel to a basketball game. A fight breaks out. “That’s not supposed to happen. Now here, they get in trouble." He changes the channel again. "And there’s baseball. Here are some highlights from last season.” Coincidentally, a batter is seen charging the mound after getting hit by a pitch. The other players leave the dugout and get in a brawl. “I’m sorry about all of this violence going on.”

“No. Thank you for showing me this. So you're saying sports are essentially forms of legal violence?”

“Unless there’s golf or tennis.” He changes the channel to a tennis match. “Those guys you saw fighting will get fined. Some will be suspended for some games, but they’ll play again. No fighting here.”

“It happens a lot, Jade.” Jasper says.

Tori and Trina come downstairs.

“Watching sports with my dad?” Tori hugs Jade from behind.

“Sports, legal violence, whatever it is, it’s fun! Look!”

“Tori, help me in the kitchen.”

“Coming, Mom.”

“Are your friends coming over for Thanksgiving?”

“Jade and Jasper for sure. Maybe their parents. I don’t know about anyone else.”

“I’m going to cook more to prepare in case. How does this taste?”

Tori tries Holly’s food. “It’s good! When did you learn to cook better? When did you learn to cook in general?”

“Since one of you is dating, I want to look good. I need this to feed my ego, Tori.”

“Feed your ego and your children?”

“Sure.”

If that’s all it took to get Mom to cook, I would’ve dated Jade sooner.

“Wait. Girls play basketball too?” Jade asks as the channels are being flipped.

“Girls can play any sport.” David says.

“If only I were more athletic or if Tori played sports. Aw! The football game is over. I was just enjoying it.”

Jade flips the channels and sees a beach volleyball game and stops talking.

“Those girls making you feel good? I’m right here, Jade.”

“We’d look hot in those outfits!”

“Better.”

“There’s another football game on soon.” Jasper says.

Jade stares at the screen.

“Hey Trina, maybe you need a girlfriend.” Holly says as a joke.

“If I were into girls, I’d probably date someone like Cat to make me feel smarter and dominant. Jade and I would clash.”

“Tori and I clashed a few nights ago.”

“Gross, Jade!” Trina says.

“Wait. Did I say that out loud?”

“Bold. I like her, Tori.” Holly says.

After the game ends, it’s 4 PM.

“Are you two going to leave?” Holly asks.

“Do we have to, Jade?” Jasper asks.

“There’s another football game on tonight.” David says.

“You had me at football.” Jade says.

Jasper and David high-five.

“Looks like Jasper is your father’s new favorite child, girls.”

“I love them all equally, Holly.”

“I wish we had that.” Jade says.

“Well, you’re like a daughter to me, Jade. Jasper, you’re the son we never had.” Holly says.

“We’ll even treat you like we treat them. Need something? Money to buy something? Just ask. You’re our daughter and son as well.”

“Looks like I’m dating my sister.”

“Well, you were a girl from Alabama during Sikowitz’s sleepover.” Tori says.

“This is one of the reasons why I like you.”

“I gained my dark humor from you.” She leans in and kisses Jade.

“Get a room!” Trina says.

“Gross!” Jasper says.

“The game’s starting!” David says.

Kickoff starts and people get tackled. Jade stares at the television again.

“Woah! His helmet came off!” Jasper says.

“Violence.” Jade says softly.

“Does anyone want snacks?” Holly places a bowl of chips on the table and they eat while watching. Jade sees a cheerleader and stares again.

I want Tori to cheer my name.

“Jade, don’t make me become the jealous girlfriend.”

“Oh. Sorry. I was imagining you as one of those cheerleaders. Remember the play?”

“Nice save.”

“I need to tell you something upstairs.” They go upstairs. “I’d fuck you so badly if you were in that cheerleader outfit you wore for the play!”

“Maybe Officer P’Desko would’ve liked to eat Raisin Bran with Betty Sue Goldenheart, especially out of her belly button.”

“Gross.” Jade laughs. “Maybe we can arrange both of those events. Maybe they need a room together.”

“Seriously! I want you so bad in that outfit!”

“And I want to fuck a cheerleader!”

“Are you two coming back down?” David asks.

“You’re missing the game.” Jasper says.

They go downstairs. Someone gets tackled and fumbles the ball Jade cheers while David groans.

“Jade, my team lost the ball!”

“Sorry. I like violence.”

“Yes! Penalty!” David yells.

“David, you’re going to scare the guests.”

“We’re fine.” Jade and Jasper say.

“Dinner will be ready soon.”

David, Jade, and Jasper mumble.

Holly rolls her eyes. “I know your dad wanted a boy, but he’s ruining my moment. I should have that attention!”

“You’re doing fine, Mom.” Trina says.

“It’s done!” Holly says.

Everyone goes to the kitchen to get food. Then, they immediately go back to the living room to eat.

“Oh. Right. Thank you, Holly.”

“Thank you, Mom.” Everyone else says.

Jasper walks up to Holly.

“We promise we won’t cry this time.” He hugs her.

“But I might. You’re so kind!” She says.

A few hours pass and the game ends.

“That was a good game!” David says.

“Do we leave now, Jade?”

“A few more minutes. I want to spend a little more time cuddling with Tori.” Tori and Jade smile at each other and kiss.

“Thank you! We get to stay longer!”

They go into Tori’s room.

“Oh. That cuddle.” Holly says.

Half an hour later, they walk downstairs together while holding hands.

“Tori, walk them out.” Holly says.

"That's your girlfriend. You gotta do it." David says.

“I am." Tori and Jade, still holding hands, walk to the door and step outside. Jasper follows and then enters the passenger side of the car.

“I had a great time, Tori.”

“I also had a great time, Jade.”

They hug each other by the waist.

“We sound like we’re on a first date, Tori.”

They laugh.

“But in all seriousness, I love that I can lower my guard around you. I also noticed that your mom got new flowers for her vase.”

Tori laughs. “Yeah. Maybe don’t cut my mom’s garden flowers again.”

They start to kiss and then their hands start going south until they both grab each other’s asses. Jasper presses the car horn.

“Right. Gotta go.”

“Not yet.” Tori says. She kisses both of Jade’s cheeks and Jade does the same to Tori and then they give each other a peck on the lips. Jade finally gets in the car and drives off. Tori enters the house. Trina, David, and Holly quickly go back to the couch.

“Enjoy the show?”

“We weren’t watching.” Trina says.

“Definitely not watching.” Holly says.

“I know a lie when I hear one.” Tori sighs. “She’s such a good kisser.”

“Okay. Let’s talk Thanksgiving. David, buy the food we don’t have. Trina and Tori, help me cook this week. Any objections?”

“We know not to object to a Mexican mother.” Tori and Trina say.

Tori gets a call from Jade.

“Who is it?” Trina asks.

“Jade.” She picks up the phone. “Miss me?”

“I have the afternoons to myself for the next two days. Jasper is going to hang out with his friends tomorrow. That means we can have sex uninterrupted.”

“Cheerleader or Officer P’Desko?”

“Cheerleader first, officer second. That way I can be dominant on the first day.”

“I like that we both knew what we were talking about.”

“What are you two saying?” David asks.

“Mom, can I hang out with Jade for the next two days?”

“If it doesn’t prevent you from cooking, yes.”

“Great! ¡Gracias, Mamà!”

Tori goes to her room and rubs her hands together. “Perfect!”

It’s now Monday morning. Tori gets on her laptop and tries to get everyone on a video chat to talk.

Tori: So, what are everyone’s plans for Thanksgiving?

Jade: You. Featuring my Slap profile name.

Cat: You two are gross, but it’s funny and adorable.

Jade: Tori needs some ScissorLuv in her life

Tori: Is that a new hair color?

Jade: Yeah. Like it?

Tori: Love it.

Jade: It’s multi-colored. I decided to go back to brown, but with black streaks. Then, I added green, blue, and purple highlights. I’m so spontaneous.

André: My sister and I need to find a way to avoid my grandma.

Cat: My brother’s making Thanksgiving sausage again.

André: You need to tell your brother to stop.

Robbie: My sister and I are having a basic Thanksgiving unless something goes wrong.

Beck: I’m glad I’m an only child.

Trina: Hi, Beck!

Beck: Hello, Trina.

Jade: Congrats on not bringing your puppet to this, Robbie.

Robbie: What’s wrong with … I understand.

Jade: Yeah. You need that free hand for Cat.

Cat: That’s gross, Jade.

Jade: I’m taking my brother and my parents to Tori’s house.

Beck: We might have to go there in case something goes wrong at our place.

Jade: Yeah. So Trina can be comfortable. I’ll eat Tori’s pie. Beck, go for Trina’s pie.

Tori covers her face.

Jade: You’re cute when you’re nervous.

Cat: Can I bring pie?

Jade: If your brother doesn’t make it, Robbie should have the first slice of yours.

Robbie: What’s with the pie references?

André: I gotta go. My grandma’s acting up again.

André leaves.

Cat: My brother is barking outside.

Cat leaves.

Robbie: I gotta eat.

Robbie leaves.

Beck: I’ll leave.

Trina: Please come.

Jade: Not so fast, Trina. Take him to dinner first.

Beck: Bye, Trina.

Beck leaves.

Trina: You two have fun.

Trina leaves.

Jade: Can’t wait.

Tori: I love you.

Jade leaves she then requests another chat.

Jade: I forgot. I love you too.

She logs out again.

“Family meeting!” Holly yells. The two girls go downstairs.

“Okay. I just got back from the grocery store. It’s almost afternoon. Let’s start cooking.” David says.

The two girls groan.

“Come on, girls. It’ll be fun. Look at what your dad bought.”

“You just want validation.” Tori says.

“I don’t want validation. I need validation. Now we get to cooking. We’re starting with the turkey, duck, chicken, and ham. Trina, watch me. Last time you made chicken the microwave smelled awful for a week. Someone defrost them. Someone else prepare the seasonings and the brine.”

“Holly—“

“My image is on the line, David! Plus, If Jade and Jasper come with their parents, I need Roy to feel bad. Someone start peeling potatoes and opening cans and bags.”

“Wait! Are you going to try to make a turducken‽” Tori asks.

“For my image, Tori.”

Hours pass and they finally finish cooking.

“So, how’s everyone feeling.”

“Tired!” The girls and David say.

“Good. Day one is complete. Day two will consist of making the other side dishes. I will see you all on Tuesday.”

Everyone groans.

“It’s only 12 PM.”

“Holly, you had us up early in the morning.”

“Why do you suddenly care about this, Mom?” Trina asks.

“I need to look good and this will make me feel better about not being a good mom before Jade and Jasper had that sleepover here.”

“I'm going out.” Tori says

“Why?” Trina asks.

“Jade. I asked for a nap date at her house.”

“That’s not necessarily a date. It’s just you two sleeping.”

“You wouldn’t say that if you had someone.”

“Why can’t you two just stay here?” Trina asks.

“I need a break from this place. Plus, I told Mom earlier that I would spend two days with Jade.”

“What’s in that bag, Tori?” Trina asks

“The cheerleader outfit from the play.”

“I won’t ask any further questions. You two get rest.”

Tori gets in the car and drives to Jade’s mother’s home. Jade runs downstairs and sees her moms laughing.

“What’s funny?”

“Um … Sapphire told me a joke.”

“Yeah. It was—“

“Forget I asked. I need Tori.” Jade opens the door. “Does the cheerleader need a ‘massage’ today?”

“I do. Thank you for wearing what you wore in the play.”

“Tori. Nice to see you.” Sapphire says.

“Hello, Tori.” Ruby says.

Jasper runs up and hugs Tori. “What are your plans for this Thanksgiving?”

“We’ve been cooking already. My mom wants things to be perfect. She invited you all.”

“Don’t you think it'll be weird? Ruby and Roy are trying to work things out after that one incident with you and Jade.”

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“We insist. Our parents love Jasper and I love Jade.”

“We’re going.” Jade says.

“Well, I can’t say no to Jade since she’s becoming a better person.”

“Thank you, Mrs. West.”

“Please, call me Sapphire. I can’t stand that last name.”

“Thank you, Sapphire. And do I call you …”

“Ruby. Just like Sapphire calls me in ... Forget it.” She giggles.

"What?" Tori and Jade ask.

“Speaking of what two women call each other, I have a question. When you two get married, what will be your surname? Vega? West? Will you hyphenate it?” Sapphire asks.

“Mom!”

“I’m guessing Vega because of how Jade talks about her father.”

“Yeah. I’d probably do that to spite him.”

“Good.” Sapphire says.

“Good that I hate Dad, or good that we might go with ‘Vega’ as a last name?”

“Yes. Well, Jasper and I are leaving with Ruby to get some things for Thanksgiving to bring to your girlfriend’s place. Your dads are doing the same to bond. You two have fun.”

“We will, Mom. She’s tired and needs a massage and a nap.”

“Bye!” Jasper says.

“Ruby and I are so proud of the woman you’re becoming.”

“Thank you, Tori.” Ruby says. They leave.

“Your moms seem very close.”

“Yeah. It’s weird. They’ve been like this since they found out we were dating.”

“I’m going to change in the bathroom upstairs.”

“I’ll be in my room looking like this.”

“Right. You’re wearing the same clothes from the play.”

“I’m glad they let you keep that cheerleader outfit.”

Tori changes in the bathroom. She removes her clothes and looks at herself in the mirror.

Jade thinks I’m hot. My body is hot. Jade loves me!

She goes to Jade’s room and gives her a kiss.

“Thanks.”

“What did I do to deserve that?”

“You made me more confident in the way my body looks. And maybe I wanted some of that black lipstick on my lips.” She kisses Jade again.

“I see.”

They kiss some more.

“You should feel confident all the time, Tori.”

“There goes that soft voice I like.”

They kiss some more. Jade lets Tori get on top and she feels all over Tori’s thighs and lifts up her skirt to feel the rest of her. They kiss with their legs interlocked for a while.

“We still have our shoes on, Jade.”

They giggle. Jade takes off her combat boots and Tori removes her shoes. They keep kissing. Jade removes Tori’s cheerleader skirt and Tori removes Jade’s pants and they continue kissing with their hands on each other’s thighs and legs interlocked. Tori stops.

“I still kinda to look like a cheerleader, but you know I like you touching my boobs.”

“Keep the ribbons in your hair. Also, you still have the school colors painted on your face.”

“Yeah. You’re smart.”

Tori takes off her top and her panties and they continue. Jade stops to take off her jacket and her white shirt underneath. She removes her panties and then she puts the black jacket back on.

“Um. Okay. You look hotter than I imagined. Leather jacket without … anything else. Can I stay on top for a bit, Jade?”

“Yeah.” Jade fondles Tori’s breasts some more. They continue kissing for a while. Tori gets on top and starts to grind on Jade. They keep tribbing as they kiss. Tori stops kissing and goes down on Jade.

“I sure do love this unedited version of Mabel’s play!” Jade says.

Tori laughs and continues. Jade sits upright and Tori shifts to lay flat on the bed while eating Jade out. After a few minutes, they trade places.

“I hope me petting your hair while you did that doesn’t make you feel like a dog.”

“I do the same to you, Tori. No big deal.”

“Right.” Jade starts to suck and Tori moans. Tori pets Jade’s hair some more. Afterwards, Jade gets up. She gets on top of Tori.

“My favorite part!” Jade says. Tori goes speechless at the sight of Jade on top of her in just a black leather jacket. I can’t forget to do this for her. “My other favorite part!” Jade starts to fondle Tori’s breasts. I’m so lucky that I get to grope Tori! And I can say this without feeling confused for once! Wait. Grope sounds negative. Oh well. I touch Tori’s tits and nobody else can! Jade starts to motorboat Tori’s breasts.

I feel so loved!

“Alright. Enough of that.” Jade splits Tori’s legs open. She sits on one of the legs and holds the other. She starts to move slowly. Tori starts to sigh loudly.

“Stop teasing!”

“Make me, Tori!” She continues to go at a slow pace. Tori starts to grab the sheets.

“Oh my … Jade … I …”

Yes, Tori. Say my name! Grip those sheets!

“Please, Jade!”

She’s gonna switch at any moment! Jade increases her speed.

“¡Por favor! ¡No pares!”

“¡Por supuesto, Tori!”

Once Jade is done scissoring. Jade puts on the strap-on dildo and gets back on the bed.

“Ready, Tori?”

“Always!”

She goes in and gives out as many strokes as possible.

“¡Más!”

Jade finally stops. Tori puts on her clothes. They kiss for a while and then Tori drives back home. She falls into her bed, still covered in black kiss marks.

“I love this!”

It’s now Tuesday. Holly wakes everyone up.

“Day 2! We need to get the sides! Now! Get the macaroni and cheese, rice, vegetables, and everything else I may think of. David, buy pies and other desserts.”

“Mom’s never this energetic.” Trina says.

“I need Sonya to know I’m a good mom!”

“Aunt Sonya will appreciate you just fine.” Tori says.

David walks out. “I’m going to the store. Girls—“

“Coming!” They say.

“I was going to say keep your mom calm, but I understand. Let’s go.”

They come back from the grocery store.

“Get it together, everyone! I need this to be good!”

“Holly, you’re doing fine.”

“Not fine enough! Move it!”

Everyone groans. After they’re all finished, everyone is covered in ingredients.

“Okay. Everything is done. I will be fine. We don’t need to do any more shopping. You all did a great job!”

Everyone else is asleep on the couch.

“I overworked them, but it’s for my image.”

Holly sits on the couch and turns on the television. In an hour, Tori gets up and goes upstairs to change into her police officer outfit. David and Trina wake up just before she leaves. She goes downstairs and then walks out the door and gets into the car.

“Am I dreaming? Is Tori a cop?” David asks.

“I think we saw Tori leave the house as a police officer.” Trina says.

“You did. I don’t know why. It’s best not to say anything.” Holly says.

Once at Jade’s mom’s house, Tori knocks on the door. Jade opens.

“Good afternoon, ma’am. My name is Officer P’Desko. I’m here because there was a call from this place.”

“Why yes, Miss Officer! I’m just a sweet little farm girl from Alabama and I require some police officer assistance! I have nobody at home so I had to call our brave Los Angeles Police Department! I sure do love me some LAPD, ma’am! Come in! My southern hospitality won’t allow myself to deny you!”

Tori enters. “Name?”

“Betty Sue Goldenheart.”

“What seems to be the issue?”

“I need help with something very important. It involves somewhere I can’t reach.”

“Normally, the fire department gets called for these situations; but I, Officer P’Desko, am here. Where is the problem?”

“It’s in my room. I’ll take you there.” Jade holds Tori’s hand and takes her to her room.

“I see nothin’ ma’am.”

“I swore I had a problem.”

“Hold it!”

“What’s wrong?”

“Those Daisy Dukes of yours look like they’re holding something dangerous. It looks too big. I need to search you.”

“Of course.” She removes her Daisy Dukes and her underwear.

“I also need to make sure you don’t have anything dangerous here.” She says pointing at Jade’s chest.

“Well, you have to do a thorough job. I’ll gladly assist an officer.” She takes off her top.

“I gotta begin the search.” Tori starts to finger Jade and Jade moans.

“You seem experienced with this!”

“I need to use a different approach.” Tori begins to use her tongue.

“Officer… uh …”

“P’Desko.”

“Yes! I see you’re doing a fine job! I feel somethin’ … comin’”

“I see. Something’s coming.”

Jade starts to squirt and get wet.

“I have found some substance, but I need to know if there’s more.” Jade’s sighs and moans as Tori continues. Eventually, Jade reaches her climax. Tori pulls out her fake walkie-talkie. “This is P’Desko. I won’t need backup. I can handle this.” She turns it off. “Ma’am, it seems to me that everything’s okay.”

“How much do I owe this brave officer?”

“I’m just doing my job.”

Jade slaps Tori’s ass as she gets up.

“You just assaulted a cop!”

“I wasn’t thinking straight! I have a Southern reputation to uphold! I’m sorry! I’ll do anything!” Jade touches Tori’s chest.

Tori takes off her costume and puts on her own strap-on. “Anything?”

“Anything.” She opens her legs.

Tori puts on her strap-on and puts a condom on it. She goes in and starts to gradually increase her strokes. Jade continues to moan until Tori stops.

“I was gonna give you a ticket, but you can pay the fine with a bunch of kisses.”

“Well, I can’t afford to go to jail or court now, can I?”

“Come here you brown-haired, gorgeous, gorgeous Alabama girl.”

"It must be true if you say it twice!"

They make out in Jade’s room for over half an hour.

“I love you, Jade.”

“I love you, Tori. Also, you broke character first!”

“Damn! I’m my own undoing!”

“I won! And not just because I can grab this ass of yours!” She squeezes Tori’s butt.

Tori rolls over so that Jade is on top. “Your ass is bigger and has more to grab.” She grabs it with both hands.

“Don’t do that. I’m lucky enough to grab yours. It’s toned and fun to grab. And I get to fondle these.” She rubs on Tori’s breasts. “Also, kudos to you for being a top for once, Tori! We need to switch it up more often. Like right now!” Jade rolls herself so she’s on her back.

“I’m taking this off!” Tori removes the strap-on and grinds on Jade. After light tribbing, Tori goes faster. Ten minutes later, Jade gets on top and starts to scissor Tori. After pausing for a break, Jade takes her strap-on and uses it on Tori. When they finish again they stare at the ceiling.

“Mind-blowing!” They say together.

“Remember where we first had sex and we stared at your ceiling?”

The two laugh.

“I’m headed home.”

“Kiss.”

They give each other soft kisses on the lips, then long and passionate ones. Tori puts on her clothes and drives home. Once home, she opens the door.

“I love cavity searches.” She goes to her room.

“I’m pretty sure we both know what happened when she went to Jade’s house, but I’m jealous.”

“Did you want another police officer experience?”

“I haven’t had sex with Officer Vega in years!”

“One of these days when the girls are gone, I can search for something!”

“Or now!”

David turns off the TV, picks up Holly, and walks upstairs to their room. Tori and Trina get out of their bedrooms.

“Where to?”

“Anywhere but here, Tori. You drive.”

It’s Wednesday and since the Vegas have finished all preparations, they finally relax and sleep in. There’s a knock on the door and Holly opens it.

“Hi, Jade. Come in.”

“Thank you.” Jade walks to Tori’s room.

“Everyone else is sleeping.”

“I know.” Jade walks into Tori’s room.

“Wait. Why is she in a onesie that looks like candy? And was that a blonde wig?”

Jade enters Tori’s room

“I’m here.” Jade whispers.

“I know.” Tori says softly

“We’re in our candy jammies!” Jade says softly.

“Yeah. Coming in the bed with me?”

“Yeah.”

Jade gets in the bed and kisses Tori’s neck.

“I love you, Jade.”

“I love you, Tori.”

Holly walks into Tori’s room and smiles at what she sees. She exits the room.

“You wanted to keep it safe because you knew your mom would walk up and see?”

“Yeah. Otherwise, I’d want us to be topless.”

“Next nap date.”

“Don’t get me wrong. We’re still having sex.”

They wake up an hour later.

“I feel better.” Tori says

“You and your family did a lot.”

“Yeah. We did.”

“Time for a super sexy massage, Tori.”

“I’ll take off my—“

“No. Allow me.” Jade takes off Tori’s clothes. She starts off by massaging Tori’s shoulders and neck. Then she massages Tori’s legs and feet.”

“Flip on your stomach.”

Tori does so and Jade starts to massage her back. Jade goes for Tori’s shoulders again and then rubs Tori’s ass.

“Now face me.”

Tori faces Jade. Then, she rolls on top of Tori and kisses her. She then goes down on Tori and licks the inside of her until she climaxes. They start to kiss for a while. Tori turns and faces the other way. Jade, now lying in the bed facing Tori’s back, plays with Tori’s breasts by making circles with her fingers around Tori’s nipples.

“Feel better?”

“Always. Now it’s your turn to get naked.”

Jade removes her clothes and the two girls put on their blonde wigs.

“I’d say it’s time to get dumb, but that would be weird.”

“No. It’s perfect. We were dumb blondes in that movie. Are you worried about your parents?”

“No.”

“Get up and do a slow spin. Show me your stuff.”

Tori gets up and spins slowly. Jade then grabs Tori’s ass.

“I love it!” She runs her hands around it.

“I like to exercise. It keeps me toned. Is it too small?”

“Tori, I’m winning. I got permission to grab your ass. It’s round and toned. Your body is nice.”

“Thank you. Your turn.”

Jade now gets up and spins. “I don’t have a toned butt like you do because I don’t exercise a lot. I hate sweating.”

“But it’s big!” Tori grabs both cheeks.

“Yeah. I just wanted you to know that I have some insecurities too. Time to get stupid and have some dumb blonde sex.”

Jade sits on the bed and Tori gets on top of her and they start kissing. Moments after, Tori then leaves a trail of kisses downward.

“I know you love to lock your legs around my head while I do this. I love it too because your thighs are fun to be around, but what if you make my wig fall off?”

Jade starts to laugh. “Tori, I’m supposed to be horny! Laughing throws me off!”

“I’m sorry.” Tori goes back up to kiss Jade and rub her breasts. She then continues where she left off. “I still win because I get to taste you, Jade.” As Tori licks, she enjoys the sound of Jade’s moans.

“You know, hearing you speak softly makes me feel good. It’s like I’m the only one with the privilege to hear a soft Jade West.”

“That’s why we sometimes call this ‘vocal training’ or ‘choir practice’ so people don’t know.”

They laugh. Tori keeps going. After several minutes, Jade starts to get wet. They shift positions and Jade sits on top of Tori as Tori continues running her tongue inside of Jade.

“Tori … I need to tell you something … Tori …”

“What do you want to—“

Before Tori can finish asking her question, Jade reaches her climax and her fluids plop all over Tori’s face.

“I just love it when that happens!”

“I’m glad you like it. I felt guilty the first time. I realized after a few times you get turned on even more when it interrupts you.”

They laugh. Tori wipes her face and gets back up to continue kissing Jade.

“I’m going down, Tori.”

They shift positions and Tori lies on her back. Jade works her way down and starts to suck and lick. With the sounds of Tori’s moans,

Yeah! Keep making those sounds! Jade slightly speeds up. Tori’s legs jerk and she starts to cum.

“That’s my girl!” Jade then gets up. She gets on top of one of Tori’s legs and holds the other. “I love you, Tori.”

“I love you, Jade.”

“Thank you for letting me be vulnerable.” Jade starts to thrust for a while until they both cum together.

“Now I get on top, Jade.”

“Of course. I like a nice soft end to this.”

Tori gets on top and grinds on top of Jade for a while until they cum again.

“Am I going to see you and Jasper tomorrow?”

“And the rest of my family.” Jade changes into the clothes she wore from filming The Blonde Squad.

“Wait. You still have that?”

“Yeah. I didn’t want to wear it to your place because it looks kinda provocative. I know your parents know we have sex, but your neighbors don’t. I didn’t want to look like a hooker to them. You get what I mean. Do you have yours?”

Tori goes into her closet and puts the clothes on from The Blonde Squad.

“You know, I can get home later.”

“And suddenly I have the energy again. Wigs on.”

They put on the wigs and start kissing again. Within a few minutes, they remove their clothes and get more vigorous. As they go on, the squeaking of the bed can be heard from the living room.

“It’s still sweet, David.”

“At least she can’t get pregnant from this.”

Jade and Tori continue.

“My turn, Tori.” Jade grabs Tori and rolls over so that she is on top.

“That never gets old, Jade!”

Jade thrusts as fast as she can.

“Oh, Jade!”

Jade takes one of Tori’s hands and they hold hands. She keeps thrusting until she can’t anymore. She and Tori kiss each other and then fall asleep for a while until they wake up.

“Alright. I think now I have to leave.”

Tori follows Jade and walks her out.

“It’s already getting dark?” Tori asks.

“Looks like it. You must’ve been tired. You were already asleep when I got here and we took our time. Geez. I know this dress is cute, but I look like a hooker. You can see my ass pop out and I’m wearing a wig.”

“I clearly love the way you look in it.”

“Yeah, but my cheeks hang out a bit.”

“Let me fix that.” She hugs Jade and grabs her butt while they both lean on her car.

“Kiss me.” Jade whispers into Tori’s ear. They start to kiss. “You’re too addictive. I have to go home, Tori. See you tomorrow.”

“Okay.”

It’s now Thanksgiving and Tori and her family are watching a parade on television. The doorbell rings.

“They’re here!” Tori opens the door and immediately kisses Jade.

“Hi, Son!” David yells.

“Hi, Dad!” Jasper yells. They run and hug each other.

“Jasper, we’re your parents.” Roy says.

“I’m sorry, Roy. Did that bother you?” Holly asks.

“A little.”

“Yay.” Holly and Sapphire say.

“Sapphire and I brought some food.” Ruby says.

“Put it on the table.” Holly says.

Just then, the doorbell rings again. Tori and Jade go up to open the door. André and his sister appear.

“André?” They ask.

“We couldn’t stand our grandma, so we’re here. Our parents have to handle her. This is my sister, Naomi.”

“Hi! We brought some food.” Naomi says.

“Guests? Please taste my food! And thanks for bringing something!” Holly says.

The doorbell rings again. Tori opens the door and Beck appears.

“Beck? What are you do—“

Trina pushes Tori out of the way. Jade picks her up.

“Are you okay?”

“Yeah.”

Jade kisses Tori on the cheek.

“Beck! Hi!”

“Yeah. I wasn’t really going to do anything at my place, so—“

“Yes!” Trina pulls him in and sits next to him on the couch.

“I brought this ham.”

“Good. Extras.” Holly says.

“Don’t you mean Canadian Bacon?” Jade asks.

“Funny, Jade.” He says.

“Aw. You two are friendly.” Tori kisses Jade.

“We’re getting along now.” She kisses Tori back. “Does us kissing bother you, Dad?”

“Not at all.” Roy says nervously.

“It better not.” Ruby, Sapphire, Steven, and Holly say.

“Thanks, Dad.” Jade and Tori kiss again. The doorbell rings again.

“What is going on?” Tori asks.

“I’ll get it.” Trina walks to the door and opens it. It’s Cat and Robbie with Robbie’s sister.

“My brother burned the oven, so my parents decided to go with the rest of my family to my Nona. I brought yams and Robbie has mashed potatoes.”

“My parents are with our grandparents. This is Rachel, my sister.”

“Did you bring the Thanksgiving sausage your brother makes?” André asks.

“No.”

“Good.” Jade says.

“That’s why the oven burned.” Cat says.

“Of course.” Tori says.

Rachel sits next to Naomi and Jasper. Robbie follows and holds Cat’s hand while sitting next to the kids.

“Thanks for the food!” Holly says.

“Uh, Holly, do we—“

The doorbell rings again.

“Hold that thought, Holly. I think it’s Sonya.”

“Open it, David!”

“Sonya!” David and Holly say.

“Aunt Sonya is here!” She looks around. “Did you two adopt a classroom?”

“No, these are our daughters’ friends and some of their siblings.”

“Jade. I’m Tori’s girlfriend.”

“You know, I assumed Tori had a thing for girls and boys. I see she especially likes ones who resemble you. You’re definitely the top. Tori is very soft.” She looks at Jade a bit longer. “You’re definitely her type! Edgy and rebellious. I see tattoos and piercings. I bet that drives Tori wild.”

“Yeah.” Tori and Jade say with a smile.

“Do you two experiment? You know what I can’t say because there are kids.”

“Yeah!” Jade says turning to see Roy try to keep his composure. “It’s the best!”

“It’s fun!” Tori says. She then kisses Jade.

“I got tattoos and piercings because my mom didn’t want me to.”

Sonya looks at Jade’s 4 parents.

“She means me. I’m Sapphire. I accepted it at some point.” They shake hands.

“Ruby. I’m the stepmother.” They shake hands.

“I’m Steven. Sapphire’s new husband.”

“Roy. Ruby’s new husband.” He waves.

“Wait. Do I radiate bottom energy?” Tori asks.

“Yes.” Sonya says. “You’re soft.”

“I’m Cat.”

“Nice hair.” Sonya says.

“Thanks!”

“I’m Robbie.”

“That’s my boyfriend!” Cat says

“Cute. You two wear pink and blue often?”

“Yeah!” They say and kiss each other.

“I’m Robbie’s sister. Rachel.”

“I’m André.”

“I’m André’s sister. Naomi.”

“Nice to meet you.”

“I’m Beck.”

“That your boyfriend, Trina?”

“I wish!”

Beck laughs.

“Maybe it might happen if you play your cards right.” Sonya then winks at the two of them.

“I’m Jade’s brother, Jasper.”

“Jade, Tori, step outside with me for a bit.” Sonya says. They go to the backyard with Sonya. “I know about the backstory between you two. Jade was a horrible person, yet Tori changed her. I’m not here to get mad. I’m just here to ask questions. Jade, why do you like Tori?”

“Well, she stood up against me and helps me—“

“No. Not that. Tori has a type and it’s definitely people who have that macabre look. You got the look. It’s like how she can be afraid of the dark, but not that dark. You know? Holly told me about it. David told me about the time she was looking at girls from the juvenile center. It’s like you’re telling a stereotypical blonde white church girl ‘Don’t go to that scary girl. She has black hair and so many tattoos on her pale skin and all of that black lipstick and nails and she’ll turn you evil’ but she says ‘Well maybe this Barbie wants to get down with Morticia or Wednesday Addams’ depending on the age. And she does it anyway and comes back with a ‘present’ if you get what I’m saying. So what I mean is what about Tori makes you want her?”

“Why are you and Mom so nosy?”

Jade starts to smile. “She’s tough but also soft. I was saying when she stood up against me it was like a challenge.”

“Yeah. But I’m not talking about that. What about her looks? Is it because she’s petite and soft? Is there like some sort of fantasy you have of taking soft and cute girls and just—”

“You’re just like Mom!”

“She’s my sister.”

“Nobody else stood up against me except my ex, Beck. It was hot. And she’s nice to me at the same time. She’s tough and nice. She helps me out a lot, yet I would always want to be better than her even though she is better than me.”

“We’re equals, Jade.”

“I’d challenge her. She almost died because of me but she’s nice to me. I think she’s better than me in acting, but she thinks I’m really good too. We sing well so I don’t feel competitive about that.”

“Jade, that’s sweet.” Tori says.

Jade sighs. “It makes me want to fight her naked! Does that make sense?”

“And there it is.” Tori says.

“I just wanna take that cute body of hers with her cute smile and pretty face and introduce it to my body is! I just wanna … run my hands through all of her curves and have our bodies mash together and just… push her on the bed, make her lay down, crack her legs open like a crab and then I get on top of one of them and grab the other one and… and...” She then starts to make scissoring signs with her fingers with aggressive noises.

“Yeah! That’s it!”

“Tía!”

Jade sighs. “Have you seen The Scissoring?” Jade asks

“The movie where the girl comes back from the dead and starts killing her friends. She starts with the pretty one. Hah! Scissoring! Aw! You think Tori’s pretty.”

“She was always cute, but that extra stuff made me feel how I feel now. It’s like ‘How dare this sweet girl try to help me, an angsty goth girl, after humiliating me and getting the best of me even when I try so hard to stop her from doing well! I’ll get back at her by showing her my gorgeous, naked body and I’m gonna make her show me hers so our privates can interact!’ I thought that so many times and then we made a truce and started kissing and had sex in her room and then my rooms.”

“How are you not bothered?” Tori asks.

“I’m nosy, Tori. Your parents know that.” Sonya says. “I guess the sex is good.”

“Come on!”

“No. Tori likes to ‘have sex’ in this relationship. But me? I like to fuck! And don’t get me started on her moaning, whimpering, and then the Spanish! It drives me insane in a good way like a dog getting an itch scratched! It’s like my past inner desires of beating her up and hearing her suffer are now about getting laid! I’m happy and we’re happy together, but then I get these carnal thoughts of what to tell her! ‘Beg me!’ ‘Tell me what you want and I’ll give it to you when I feel like it the way I want to!’ ‘Say my name!’ And I know Tori loves it because she begs for more and I love it because it’s her saying my name like she’s in dire need!”

“That’s so sweet!” Sonya says.

“In her aggressively sexual way.” Tori says.

“And then I respond by calling her name and giving her boobs a squeeze because she needs it and I need her! I love her and she loves me!” Jade takes a deep breath. “And now I’m going to the restroom.” Jade darts to the restroom.

“¡Mira lo que le hiciste a mi novia!”

Sonya laughs.

Jade comes back. “I’m dry and calm now.” She then kisses Tori on the lips. “I love you." She kisses her again. "The next time we’re in either of our bedrooms, you’re getting it!”

“I see she wears the pants in this.”

“Well, she tends to wear skirts sometimes.”

“That’s not what your aunt meant.” Jade plants a kiss on Tori’s forehead.

“I know what she meant. I can be dominant. Socially dominant.”

“She does take care of me. You have a good niece.”

“Do you two have a safe word?”

“Yes. But I rarely say it. Butternut.” Tori starts to blush. “Wait. Is this an interrogation?”

“This is why I go all out. You never say it and I love the way my name comes out of your mouth. Plus, you said ‘Don’t stop.’ before. And don’t worry. I don’t hit her or choke her. The most I’ve bruised her with was a hickey. And I swear, when you start speaking in Spanish I lose it and go faster!” Jade sighs. “But I do that because I love you.” She and Tori kiss.

“I’m writing that down on my PearPhone for next time.” She pulls out her phone. “Note to self, speak Spanish more often when I have sex with Jade.”

“I don’t even know Tori anymore!” Sonya laughs.

“Jade unlocks my inner carnal desires! I know I had a little phase because Dad made Trina and me look at juvenile delinquents.”

“The parade is starting!” Cat and the kids say.

“Everyone, help yourselves!” David says.

“And tell me how the food is!” Holly says.

“I’m not horny anymore, so let’s watch the parade with them.” Jade holds Tori’s hand and they sit together. The kids, Cat, and Robbie are sitting in a line watching the parade.

“Aw! Those two are cute together!” Sonya says.

“Cat and Robbie are cute in a childish way.” Jade says.

The parade ends and David flips the channel to the first football game.

“Yes! The violence is coming!” Jade says.

Sonya looks at Robbie and Cat, then looks at Jade and Tori, then looks at Beck and Trina.

“You single?” She asks André.

“My girlfriend is with her family.” He shows a picture of her.

“I see.”

Sonya goes to get food after seeing everyone else get a plate.

“I have to say, Holly, this is good. Did you cook all of this?”

“Yes!”

Everyone who brought the other dishes looks at her.

“Wow, Jade. Get any more tattoos and piercings and Tori will melt. You might as well color your entire body.” Sonya says.

Jade then softly touches Tori’s neck.

“I gotta go pee!” Tori gets up to the nearest restroom. She then comes back and sits next to Jade again. Sonya laughs again.

“Yeah. That’s not pee.” Jade says.

“Then why did Tori have to go?” Rachel asks.

“Yeah. What was that about?” Naomi asks.

“I think she’s just nervous.” Jasper says.

“She’s feeling something.” Jade says. Sonya laughs.

Tori comes back with food and Jade holds her again.

“Nervous?”

“You know what you did to me. You always get me too early.”

“It just means I’m doing a good job.”

“What was your favorite part of the parade?” Cat asks the kids.

“We’re in middle school. This isn’t a kids’ show. Why are you talking like that?” Jasper asks.

Cat starts to frown.

“I liked the balloons.” Rachel says.

“I liked the singing.” Naomi says.

“Please say something nice to Cat.” Jade says to Jasper.

“I liked seeing some of the costumes.” He says.

Cat claps.

“She’ll probably be a preschool show host in the future.” Sonya says.

“Hey Beck, is there football in Canada?” Cat asks.

“Canadian! So Trina likes exotic men?” Sonya asks.

“Yes.” Beck says.

“Which question were you answering?” Robbie says.

“The football one.”

Everyone screams because something happened in the game.

“That’s too violent!” Cat says.

“I hope I see blood!” Jade says.

Robbie tries to comfort Cat. “It’s just a tackle, Cat.”

Someone gets injured on the next play.

“But that wasn’t.” She says.

“Let’s get more food. Maybe that’ll cheer you up.”

At some point the game ends.

“Yay. It’s over! My favorite part was the halftime show!” Cat says.

“Aw! I was enjoying that!” Jade says

“It’s okay, Jade. There’s another game. I’ll change it.” David switches to the next game.

“No!” Cat says.

“Yes!” Jade says.

“At least there will be another halftime performance. You liked the first one, Cat.” Jasper says.

“Jade, your brother is sweet.” Cat says.

“He should’ve been our son.” Holly says out loud.

Ruby and Sapphire turn their heads towards Holly.

“He’s a sweet boy.” Holly says.

The two women nod.

“Touchdown!” Cat yells.

“Actually, that’s a first down.” Robbie says.

“Why isn’t there a touchup or a first up?”

“Well, that’s not how …” He looks at Cat. “You’re so pretty, Cat.” They start to kiss.

“So are you dating her because she makes you look smarter?” Sonya asks.

“No. We’re dating so nobody else can have him. He’s a sweet guy. I love him and he’s cute. He makes me feel smart.”

Sonya then looks at Robbie.

“I genuinely love her. She and I get along so well.”

“They’re basically children and they’re cute in some sort of way.” Jade says.

“It is cute.” Sonya says.

“They act like kids and their love is pure.” Tori says.

“Yeah. But you better not be creepy.” Jade says

“He’s not. He just needed a girlfriend and he needed to get rid of Rex.” Cat says

“Rex?” Sonya asks.

“The male half of that weird couple has a puppet named Rex.” Jade says

“Tori, Trina, Is everyone at your performing arts school weird?”

“We have … unique people.” Trina says.

“Everyone there has a talent.” Tori says.

“Everyone?” Jade asks.

“She can play a good violent person.” Tori says.

Oh. Yeah. Trina can kill me. I have to be nice. “Yeah. She can.”

“Who?” Sonya asks.

“Trina. She’s a great actor when it comes to being aggressive and extravagant.”

“Thanks for not being directly mean, Jade.”

“Kiss me for being good, Tori?”

“Come here, Jade.” She gives her a long kiss.

“I probably shouldn’t have asked for a kiss after we just ate.”

“I agree.”

Just then, someone gets hit.

“Football!” Jade yells.

“Football!” The other kids yell.

“Jade, do you even know what’s happening?” David asks.

“There’s feet, balls, running, hitting, throwing, kicking and scoring.”

“I think she just likes the violence.” Beck says.

“I think she just described a good night.” Sonya and Holly say.

“Ew!” Tori says.

“How’s the food everyone?” Holly asks

“Good!” They say.

“Thank you.” Tori, Trina, and David say.

That game ends and then David changes the channel to the third game.

“Three blood sports in a row‽” Jade says.

“They have three games every Thanksgiving.” David says.

“It’s nice seeing Jade happy for once.” Roy says.

“Yeah. Don’t ruin it, Dad. You’re lucky I love Tori.”

“Hey everyone, let’s talk about what we’re thankful for.” Holly says.

“Food, family, friends, and football.” Everyone says.

“Good enough.”

“Hey, Cat, does this count as a meat date?” Robbie asks.

Jade and Jasper laugh. “Meat date.” They say.

“Sure!”

“Jade, did you corrupt him?”

“I didn’t yet, Tori.”

“That just sounded funny.”

“He only knows some of the bad words from his friends, but he doesn’t know how to use them correctly. I’m corrupting him on his birthday.”

The game ends and everyone starts to leave.

“Thank you all for coming! Thanks for telling me my food is great!” Holly says.

“Thank you for inviting us.” Roy says.

“No problem.” David says. He shakes Roy’s hand and then Steven’s hand. Holly hugs Ruby and Sapphire.

“I’ll see you again, Beck!” Trina kisses him on the cheek.

Beck hesitates. “I will not feel grossed out about that.” He waves at everyone and leaves.

“Too fast?” Trina asks.

“He doesn’t hate it, but yeah.” Jade says.

“Thank you for having us! We're leaving!” Cat says.

Tori and Jade walk out and hug and kiss for five seconds. Jasper hugs everyone else and leaves.

“Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! Oh, I mean Mr. and Mrs. Vega!”

“No, go ahead and call us your parents, son.” Holly says.

“Bye, Tori and Trina’s Aunt! Bye, Tori! Bye, Trina!”

“I’m out. Tori, you have a good one. Trina, use my advice.” Sonya leaves.

“And now we take out the trash.” Holly says.

“And there goes the euphoria I was feeling after kissing Jade.”

“I’ll get the bags.” David says.