Classes for the day have ended. Every student is asked to gather at the Asphalt Café for an assembly. The principal, Helen Dubois, has an announcement to make.
“Students, as you all know, Halloween is tomorrow. We encourage all of you to dress up for this occasion. There will be an event with live music, food, dancing, and entertainment. Thank you.”
“That was all she had to say? I could’ve said that.” Sikowitz asks.
“So, what’s everyone going to be?” Cat asks.
“We’re gonna work on our costumes at my house. I have all of my scary makeup ready. Meet up at my place after I pick Jasper up. Bring your siblings as well. I’m only saying this because not only will I be able to get kissing points with Tori, but I’ll also get to work on my makeup skills. My supplies will make them look great.” Jade says.
Tori and Jade are now at Jasper’s school.
“So how was school today, Jasper?” Jade asks.
“It was fun! We get to dress up for Halloween tomorrow! Why are you letting her drive the car?”
“I trust her.”
“I like that you’re asking him about his day, Jade!”
“Do I deserve a kiss for that?”
“You do!” Tori kisses Jade for a while.
“I don’t think it’s gross anymore. I know you two love each other.”
“Jade, he is so sweet!”
“I don’t have homework today!”
“That’s good. You have nobody to tell you what to do. You’re just like me.” Jade says.
They all gather at Jade’s house.
“Okay. Cat, let me see the supplies.”
Cat hands Jade the supplies.
“Good. We don’t need any adhesives. I want to kiss Tori a lot.” Jade kisses Tori. Suddenly. Jade’s phone buzzes and she checks it. “Perfect. Our parents won’t be home. We’ll order food.”
After going through everyone else’s makeup and costumes, Jade works on Tori last.
“Okay. Cat, you look like a dead cat now. Robbie, you have a good zombie look going on.”
“I’m Rob Zombie!”
“What was the point of giving my brother’s puppet makeup?” Rachel asks.
“I may or may not have thought it would look cool. Plus, more use for my makeup.”
“Hey, Jade, possible sister-in-law.”
“Hi, Trina. Hopefully that comes true.”
“Why do you have so many replica scissors?”
“Yes.” Jade continues working on Tori’s makeup.
“That didn’t answer my question. I like how it looks like you stabbed us, but why so many?”
“Because they’re cool. André, how do you like your look? You wanted a mix of Thriller Michael Jackson and a mummy, so you better like it.”
“I do.”
“Beck, I hope you like the Sasquatch fur made out of my stepmom’s dog’s hair.”
“She’s lying, Beck.” Jade says.
“Oh! I get it! It’s because he’s Canadian!” Cat says.
Everyone looks at Cat. Jade continues with Tori’s makeup.
“I like looking like a scary cat.”
“Thank you, Cat. You’re such a pretty werewolf, Tori. Almost finished. I need to do one more thing for Tori’s makeup. Jasper, let me know when the pizza gets here.”
“Are you two going to—“
“Yes, Trina.” Jade says. “Oh.” Jade points at André’s and Robbie’s sisters. “Naomi, Rachel, I know you two wanted to be princesses and I said my makeup my rules, but Tori said I wouldn’t be able to have—“
“Jade!”
“Our fun time, Tori. Our fun time.”
“What’s your fun time?” The two girls ask.
“They play this game where they yell their names a lot.” Jasper says.
Everyone else looks at Jade.
“He doesn’t know. Anyway, you two are essentially zombie princesses.”
“Thank you!” They say.
“You all can attach those fake wounds for tomorrow. I have to take care of Tori’s makeup.” Jade takes Tori to her room.
“Why didn’t she just do the makeup here?” Jasper asks.
“What’s the situation, Jade?”
“Okay, so the plan is to look like we bit each other. We have the costumes and makeup, but I wanted to make sure you were down for this.”
“Go ahead. I consent, Jade.”
Jade takes off Tori’s shirt and goes for Tori’s neck. She starts on the right side and starts to suck and chew until it forms into a hickey. “It looks good. Now I’ll for the other side.” Jade goes to the left side of Tori’s neck. She starts to suck and chew until the bruise forms.”
“Now what?”
“We go downstairs to do the rest of the makeup.”
They go downstairs and everyone looks at them.
“Why did you two go upstairs?” Rachel asks.
“And did you hurt Tori? I see bruises.” Naomi says.
“Jade put makeup on my neck!”
“It’s so it looks like she was bitten and turned into a cute and not super furry werewolf.” Jade says.
“You two are unbelievable.” Trina says.
“Okay. I think I did good on everyone’s outfits. Don’t forget to dress up for tomorrow.”
“It’s Halloween, Jade. I won’t.” They kiss.
“I know. Also, don’t forget the fake blood, Cat.”
“Who’s going to take us trick-or-treating, Jade?” Jasper asks.
“You’re all old enough to go out by yourselves. You all are in middle school.”
“Stay in groups.” Tori says.
“Jade, your girlfriend sounds like a mom.” Jasper says.
“Okay. Get home safe, everyone. Tori, there are things I would do to you, but we’ll save that for tomorrow.”
“Not in front of the younger ones, Jade.”
“This is who you dated, Tori. It’s who I am.” They kiss. “Get home safe. Everyone meet me in the dressing rooms tomorrow before school.”
It’s Halloween morning. They all meet in the dressing rooms.
“And there we go, Tori. I saved the best for last.”
“Did you two have to give each other hickeys again?” Cat asks.
“If you all wanted to leave while we did it, you could’ve. Anyway, Tori, you look like a good werewolf. I look gorgeous.”
“Of course, my scissor love!” They kiss.
“I’m Cat the cat! I got stabbed with scissors!”
“I’m Rob Zombie.”
“You’re desperation personified.” Rex says.
“Oh! Beck’s a Canadian!” Cat says.
“Sasquatch, Cat. Just because I wear flannel and have fur doesn’t … forget it.”
“Also, thank you again for these scissors, Cat. This was a great Christmas present.” She hugs Cat. “And thank you three girls for agreeing to have stab wounds in your backs. Starting with you, Tori.” She hugs Trina and then hugs and kisses Tori.
“She thinks I’m prettier than you and Cat.” She says to Trina.
“She’s your girlfriend. Jade would say the same if she were dating me or Cat.” Trina says.
“Yeah, I don’t want that image in my head. Trina’s too dominant for me.”
“Jade’s too scary for me to date.” Cat says.
“Thanks for the compliment, Cat.”
“Guess what I am, Robbie!” Cat says.
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“A black cat?”
“Yeah. Now kiss me, Rob Zombie!”
André speaks. “Remember, we have to act like our costumes.”
“Alright, mummified Michael Jackson.” Tori says.
“Technically, I’m not supposed to talk. I might use Rex as my translator for my zombie groans.”
“Alright. People should come in by now. I want them to be amazed at my makeup skills. Let’s go to our lockers.”
They go to the hallways for a few minutes until the bell rings for them to go to class.
“Good morning, little mutants! Today’s class is seeing how long you can act as your roles without breaking character. Tori, Cat, the murdered werewolf and murdered cat costumes are amazing.”
“Thanks. Jade scissored Tori, Trina, and me!” Cat says.
“Of course she did. I hope that getting stabbed in the back isn’t a future sense of foreshadowing.”
“I hope not. I changed. People like the new me. Right?”
“I like Jade!” Tori and Jade kiss.
“I started with Tori. I scissored her very well since she’s the pretty one.” Jade says while twirling her scissors.
“Acting exercise. Interact with each other as if you are your costumes. It is important to always stay in character to be a good actor or actress. Jade, I have a question.”
“That’s my name. Tori wears it out.”
“Are those scissors real?”
“Maybe we can find out.”
“No. Put them down.”
“Fine.”
“And your backup scissors.”
She rolls her eyes and puts them up.
“Give the bag to your werewolf girlfriend. We all trust her more than you.”
The shruggers mumble.
“Begin acting!”
“But my character needs scissors.”
“Can she use these safety scissors? I had a feeling this would happen, so I bought her a pair that look like the ones from the movie.”
“Fine. Jade, you’re lucky that Tori’s your girlfriend. They can’t hurt anyone. Wait. Why do you have them?”
“I know Jade so well.”
“And they look like the one in the movie! Thank you, Tori.” They start kissing.
“Enough being adorable. Kiss your girlfriend on your own time. Begin acting!”
They start acting.
“Yes! Excellent. Cat, less cute and more vicious.”
“Meow!” Cat screams.
“No. More anger.”
Cat hisses.
“Good! Jade, kill Cat. Cat, pretend to be a dying animal.”
“Time to put you down!”
Cat makes a loud scream.
“Good. Now stop. Be committed whenever the time comes. You all will get drive-by-acting exercises throughout the day.”
Next class period, everyone is in the theater on stage. The teacher is sitting in the front row.
“Your assignment today is to practice killing scenes. It is similar to the fight scene and no giving black eyes.” Sikowitz says looking at Tori.
“I faked it. She didn’t hurt me that time.” Jade said.
“You made us waste a detention on Tori? Everyone boo Jade, but like ghosts.”
“Boo!” They all say.
“Also, I’m confused about your relationship.”
“I know. But I make Jade happy, so it… What are you looking at?”
“Your neck.” Sikowitz says.
“Oh. Um … it’s makeup. I needed a bite for the look. And Jade is supposed to kill me, Trina, and Cat so I’m also undead. Look at them.”
Sikowitz analyzes their necks. “Good enough for me.”
Tori and Jade exhale out of relief.
“Continue your killing exercises. I thought Jade stabbed you or something.”
“She would’ve died.” Jade said
“So you do know how to kill her.” Sikowitz says.
“Jade is a changed person. I love her now.” She hugs Jade and they kiss.
“I was only partially teasing.”
“Partially?” Jade asks.
“You all will rotate partners. One of you will kill the other and then you switch actions. Action!”
They go on with their scenes until Sikowitz stops the class.
“Okay. What’s wrong, Cat.”
“I can’t kill my boyfriend.”
“Cat, I just killed Tori and she’s my sister.”
“And it hurt!” Tori says.
“One must always commit.” Sikowitz says.
“You know, you could bite him on the neck.” Jade says.
“Jade!”
“I’m partially kidding, Tori.”
“You know what you did to me.”
“You yelled my name differently.”
“Cat, I believe in you. Even Beck and André killed each other and they’re best friends.” Robbie says.
“Maybe I’ll cast a sexy spell to make Beck kiss me.” Trina says.
“Dial it down.” Tori says.
“No. Not enough. Cat needs to see an example. Trina, cast a spell on Beck.”
“I call this the kissing spell of death!” Trina moves her wand and then jumps on Beck and kisses him. Others pull her off.
“I wasn’t ready for that.” Beck says.
“I hope you liked it.” Trina winks and walks away.
“Now kill your boyfriend, Cat.” Sikowitz motions for her to act.
Cat gives Robbie a fake scratch.
“Now pin him on the ground and bite his neck. Don’t forget to chew and suck.”
“Jade, no!” Tori says.
“No! I’m dying!” Robbie pretends to die.
“Now kill your girlfriend, Robbie.” Sikowitz says.
Robbie fake slaps Cat and she falls.
“Good enough.” Sikowitz says.
The rest of the class period is of the class doing killing scenes. It is now lunch.
“So the principal saw us acting in class and apologized to me about wanting to kick me out of Hollywood Arts. She said I have a talent in being a violent actor. That’s weird. I thought Tori was the one who got kicked out.”
Nobody says anything.
“She kicked out Tori, right?”
“She thought you were me, Trina.”
“But I can sing at least.”
“Maybe if you could follow a tune or stick to a pitch.” Rex says.
Trina glares at Rex.
“Girls look hot when they’re angry.” Rex says.
“Thank you for not being mean.” Tori kisses Jade.
“Hey Trina, maybe you should kiss Cat.” Rex says.
“I’ll break his arm!” Trina says.
“I was only joking, girl.”
In the middle of Jade and Tori kissing, Tori lets go of Jade.
“Wait. No. Not there. We’re in public. I’m sensitive to your touch.”
“Where were you touching Tori?” Robbie asks.
“A lady never touches and tells.”
“Save that for the dance tonight, you two.” Cat says.
“Right. That Halloween Bash.” Robbie says. “Cat, will you dance with me?”
“Yes!”
“I’m happy that Cat doesn’t hide her feelings for Robbie anymore.” Jade says.
Everyone stops talking and stares at Jade.
“Get used to me having nice moments. It’s Tori’s fault. But if you say you like this new Jade more than the old one, Rex is losing an arm.”
“Can I have a dance, Trina? Maybe you and Jade can share me as a partner.” Rex says.
Jade and Trina rip off his arms and tosses them. Rex screams.
“How sweet! My sister and my girlfriend are working together!”
“At my expense! Get me my arms, Robbie!”
Tori stares at Jade.
“What?”
“You’re so hot, Jade.” They start to kiss. Suddenly, Sikowitz appears in the Asphalt Café with a megaphone. “Drive-by-acting-exercise! Everyone, act like your costumes for one minute. Talk about your lunches and how mutant-like they look! Also, yell the word ‘brains’ from time to time.”
“Brains!” Cat yells.
“You don’t have any.” Rex says.
“Now that I think about it, how do stab victims act?” Tori asks.
“Well, you three are just a werewolf, a witch, and a cat, but stabbed with my scissors. Just act like what you are, but you’re about to die.”
“Good enough.”
They continue acting until Sikowitz ends the exercise.
“I won’t miss these exercises when we graduate.” Jade says.
Hours pass and it’s not the night of the dance.
“Hey, Cat, let’s dance!”
“Okay, Robbie!”
Jade finds Tori and she takes her by the hand. “This is really going to be our first dance as a couple, Tori. You and I are dressed like freaks.”
“Werewolves and ghosts seeking revenge with scissors can dance together. Plus, it’s also Cat and Robbie’s first dance as a couple.”
Jade takes Tori’s hand and they go to the dance floor. André dances with a girl he met at the dance. Beck and Trina are awkwardly standing next to the snack table. Beck is talking to Trina and some girls.
“This is fun, Tori! This doesn’t make up for Prome, but I’ll make it up to you one day.”
“I didn’t know you like these things.”
“I happen to enjoy things like this when I’m not terrorizing people.”
Sinjin gets on the microphone. “Ghosts and ghouls, It’s time for a slow dance if you have that special someone. I wish I did. Trina?”
“No!”
“Our first slow dance together.” Tori says.
The girls laugh and start to slow dance.
“This is nice, Jade.”
“Yeah. It is.” They kiss. “I’ll make Prome and the Cow Wow up for you. I promise.”
Cat and Robbie are together.
“This is nice, Robbie.”
“We should’ve had this moment sooner.”
“Where’s Rex?”
“Oh, he’s over there with those Northridge girls who crashed the party.”
“Hold me closer.”
“I won’t let go, Cat.”
“Hey, look at me.”
“Okay.”
“Come here. Closer”
She kisses him.
Robbie giggles. “I don’t know what to say even though we’ve been dating for a few months.”
“I like shy Robbie.”
Tori and Jade see Beck and Trina standing alone.
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Jade?”
“I’m thinking about having sex with you.”
“I feel bad for Beck and Trina.”
“Well, let’s try to get them together.”
“That’s what I was thinking.”
They go up to Trina.
“Go to him.” They say in unison.
“Huh?”
“Trina, you’re my sister and I say you should go to Beck.”
“Plus you look hot in that outfit.”
“I’m sorry. What is my sister’s girlfriend telling me?”
“I’m not attracted to you. One Vega is enough for me. I’m just calling it how I see it. Go get him! Don’t be too clingy! Go before another girl steals him!”
Trina gets up and runs towards Beck. Tori kisses Jade’s cheek.
“I owe her. Plus, she didn’t really need the push. She should just be herself.”
“That’s so sweet!”
“I know. I can have a soft side.”
They kiss again.
“Kissing is weird with fangs.” Tori says.
Jade laughs “Yeah. But if you take them off, the costume won’t make sense. At least you aren’t furry.”
“Maybe I’ll use my werewolf powers and grow a beard.”
They stare at each other.
“I wanna fuck you so bad, Tori!”
“Me too, Jade!”
Trina finally reaches Beck.
“Hey. You seem pretty lonely there Mr. Canadian Sasquatch.”
“Dance with me?”
“Yes!” Beck and Trina get up to dance.
“I wish I didn’t miss the Prome.”
“You mean you would’ve danced with me‽”
“I meant to say … You know what? It’s possible I would’ve danced with you.”
They continue to dance. The live band’s music goes back into a more upbeat pace. Everyone else is around the snack table and punch bowl. Tori and Jade are currently kissing.
“They’re so adorable! Robbie, Kiss me!” Cat and Robbie kiss.
“I love seeing Cat and Robbie kiss!” Tori says.
“Tori, is there something on my face?”
“I don’t know. Let me—“
Jade grabs Tori’s face and she forces a kiss on her.
Tori starts to giggle.
“I just love seeing you act like that after I do that!”
When the dance ends, Jade, Tori, and Trina are at the Vega house.
“I got lots of candy, Jade!” Jasper says.
“It was fun. It was like having a son for once.” David says.
“How was your dance?” Holly asks.
“Jade and I danced.”
“Then we kissed.”
“We also tried to help Trina with Beck.”
“I think I’m wearing him down enough to want me!”
“Thank you, Jade.” Holly says.
“Who was at home to pass out candy?” Tori asks.
“Your aunt wasn’t doing anything. We called in a favor and Sonya helped.” Holly says.
“Bye, Tori.” Jade says. She and Tori kiss.
“Jade.” Jasper says.
They continue kissing.
David and Holly clear their throats.
“Right. Bye, Jade.”
“Actually, David and I need to go out and get something from the police station that he forgot.”
“Yeah. It might take a long while. I’ll see you all later. If you two want to stay for a bit, suit yourself.” David and Holly leave.
“I’ll take Jasper home!” Trina says.
“He’s going to our mom’s place tonight, Trina.”
Tori and Jade are the only ones in the house.
“Did your family set us up for some alone time?”
“Looks like it.”
“Perfect!” They start kissing. Tori takes Jade’s hand and they go upstairs to Tori’s room.
“First, thank you for not having a werewolf beard.”
Tori laughs.
“Second, I love you.”
“I love you, too.”
They start kissing. They take off their pants.
“We don’t know how long it’ll take for them to come back. Let’s just make this quick.”
“We have enough time to be nude. Now show me how The Scissoring goes.”
“I’m going to give you a deleted scene!”
They remove their clothes and continue kissing. They tumble and Tori is on top. She starts tribbing slowly.
“Oh yes, Tori!”
Tori and Jade sigh and moan as this goes on. Then, Jade gets on top.
“It’s pounding time!”
“You know how much I like hearing you talk like that about sex!”
Jade gets on top. She starts off slow with her thrusts and then gradually increases the speed.
“Yeah! That’s it, Jade!”
They go on until they both cum.
“Fuck!”
“Are you okay, Jade?”
“I’m fine! It’s just that it’s really good!”
Tori’s phone buzzes.
“Is that your parents?”
“Yeah. They’re back.”
They put their costumes on and go back downstairs to make out on the couch. Trina brings Jasper back. When David and Holly come back, Jade gives Tori a hug and a kiss, then she and Jasper finally leave.
“You all did that on purpose.”
“Yeah.” They say.
“Thank you.” Tori smiles and heads to her room.
Meanwhile, Jasper and Jade are in the car.
“What do you two do in there?”
If I tell him to mind his business, he’ll tell Tori and there goes my scissoring privileges. “I thought you thought love was gross.”
“Well, I like that she makes you happy.”
He really does like me as a sister now. What would Tori say? I got it! “Well, Tori and I used to hate each other; but then, we got really close to each other so many times that we fell in love. Sometimes, when two people are in love …” What’s a good metaphor? “There are itches that need to be scratched in a way that can only be done a certain way.”
“Okay.”
“When do you take a health class?”
"Next semester.”
“I’ll corrupt you on your birthday since you’ll be a teenager.”
“What?”
“Just wait.”
The next night Jade invites everyone to her mom’s house to watch the extended cut of The Scissoring.
“I know it’s not Halloween anymore, but I hope you all enjoy this movie.”
“Will it be scary, Jade?”
“Yes, Cat.”
“Will you make fun of André and me?”
“No, Robbie. Tori would be disappointed in me.”
Half an hour in and the pretty friend dies. Tori jumps into Jade’s lap.
“Scared, Tori?”
“Yeah.”
“Don’t worry, Tori. I’ll always protect you. I love you so much. I know you’re pretty, but I wouldn’t kill you. I love you.” She leans into Tori’s face and kisses her.
Great! Now I’m scared and wet. But Jade’s so hot in that outfit! They keep kissing.
“You’re such a fucking bottom, Tori!” Trina says.
“The movie isn’t over. Stop kissing.” Cat says.
They let go of each other and watch the rest of the movie.