Therapy

"How dare you interrupt me!" shouted the princess.

The knight recoiled at the angry shout. "But, princess..." He pointed at the dragon sitting in a comically large chair. "Dragon!"

The princess pointed at the dragon. "That's my therapist! Go away!"

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Another Suitor

"My father found another suitor," the princess sneered.

"How does that make you feel?" The dragon therapist asked.

"I kicked him in the fucking balls," the princess said gleefully.

"Is violence the answer?"

"I'm still single, aren't I!"