“It irritates me when you write in your notebook during our session.” The princess leaned forward. “What do you write down? ‘She’s crazy. Bonkers! Wacko!’” She waved her hands wildly. “Oh dear gods, she’s nutso bongo!”

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The dragon therapist chuckled. “‘Nutso bongo’ isn’t a medical term.”

“That was until you met me,” The princess said with a large grin.

With a resigned shake of her head, the dragon sighed and wrote nutso bongo in her notebook.