The princess took a long sip from her mug and declared, “Have you tried this shit? This shit is amazing.”

The dragon wrinkled her nose. "That smells like coffee."

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"I got this from an orc barista on my trip. No clue what a barista is, but this shit is fucking incredible." The princess started bouncing in her chair.

"I'm well aware of coffee, and I strongly suggest you switch to decaf," the dragon said dryly. Then, lowering her voice, she added, "For all our sakes."