“My father thought it would be a good idea for me to have a tea party with other princesses,” the princess said, rolling her eyes.

“Oh?” the dragon therapist asked. “How did that go?”

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“They wanted to talk about the weather and the flavor of the tea,” the princess said. “I brought a keg, taught them how to belch the alphabet, and showed them how to dislocate a man’s thumb.”

“So, you had a good time?” the dragon asked.

“Fuck yeah! We’re going axe throwing next time!”